зарубежный юмор
«… Доктор поднял палец вверх.
– Туда пойдете.
– Вы, вероятно, хотите сказать, – со слабой надеждой в голосе прошептал Корзухин, – что куренье сигар расшатает мой бюджет и мне придется перебраться этажом выше?
– Я говорю о смерти, – веско сказал докто…
«… Доктор поднял палец вверх.
– Туда пойдете.
– Вы, вероятно, хотите сказать, – со слабой надеждой в голосе прошептал Корзухин, – что куренье сигар расшатает мой бюджет и мне придется перебраться этажом выше?
– Я говорю о смерти, – веско сказал докто…
На этот раз Бекки вляпалась основательно. И дело совсем не в просроченной кредитке, а в свадьбе – событии, которого каждая девушка ждет с нетерпением. Не сумев отказать родным, Бекки попадает в историю, больше похожую на неразрешимый квест. Ей нужно …
На этот раз Бекки вляпалась основательно. И дело совсем не в просроченной кредитке, а в свадьбе – событии, которого каждая девушка ждет с нетерпением. Не сумев отказать родным, Бекки попадает в историю, больше похожую на неразрешимый квест. Ей нужно …
«… Схватив меня за руку, Стряпухин быстро спросил:
– В котором ухе звенит? Ну! Ну! Скорее!!
– У кого звенит в ухе? – удивился я.
– Да у меня! Ах ты, Господи! У меня же!! Скорее! Говори!
Я прислушался:
– В котором? Что-то я не слышу… А ты сам сразу не…
«… Схватив меня за руку, Стряпухин быстро спросил:
– В котором ухе звенит? Ну! Ну! Скорее!!
– У кого звенит в ухе? – удивился я.
– Да у меня! Ах ты, Господи! У меня же!! Скорее! Говори!
Я прислушался:
– В котором? Что-то я не слышу… А ты сам сразу не…
Всем известно, что жизнь – нелегкая штука. Буквально на каждом шагу нас подстерегают неприятности и всяческие сложности. Как с этим справляться?
У Бекки есть ответ на этот вопрос – шопинг. Но есть одна небольшая загвоздка – кредитка обнуляется с беше…
Всем известно, что жизнь – нелегкая штука. Буквально на каждом шагу нас подстерегают неприятности и всяческие сложности. Как с этим справляться?
У Бекки есть ответ на этот вопрос – шопинг. Но есть одна небольшая загвоздка – кредитка обнуляется с беше…
Вуди Аллен – знаковая фигура в мире кино. Он известен своим уникальным стилем повествования, тонким чувством языка и неповторимым чувством юмора. Его фильмы давно стали культовыми и разлетелись на цитаты. Но режиссер не ограничивается только кинемато…
Вуди Аллен – знаковая фигура в мире кино. Он известен своим уникальным стилем повествования, тонким чувством языка и неповторимым чувством юмора. Его фильмы давно стали культовыми и разлетелись на цитаты. Но режиссер не ограничивается только кинемато…
Coward, scoundrel, lover and cheat, but there is no better man to go into the jungle with. Join Flashman in his adventures as he survives fearful ordeals and outlandish perils across the four corners of the world.What caused the Indian Mutiny? The gr…
Coward, scoundrel, lover and cheat, but there is no better man to go into the jungle with. Join Flashman in his adventures as he survives fearful ordeals and outlandish perils across the four corners of the world.What caused the Indian Mutiny? The gr…
A fresh, hilarious and compulsively readable love story with the most wonderful kernel of truth to it. An uplifting and clever read for fans of Graeme Simsion and Marian Keyes.Julia is looking for Mr Right, but Ben is more Mr Right-Now-He-Could-Do-Wi…
A fresh, hilarious and compulsively readable love story with the most wonderful kernel of truth to it. An uplifting and clever read for fans of Graeme Simsion and Marian Keyes.Julia is looking for Mr Right, but Ben is more Mr Right-Now-He-Could-Do-Wi…
The Infinite Monkey Cage, the legendary BBC Radio 4 programme, brings you this irreverent celebration of scientific marvels. Join us on a hectic leap through the grand and bizarre ideas conjured up by human imagination, from dark matter to consciousn…
The Infinite Monkey Cage, the legendary BBC Radio 4 programme, brings you this irreverent celebration of scientific marvels. Join us on a hectic leap through the grand and bizarre ideas conjured up by human imagination, from dark matter to consciousn…
For When You Need Just the Right WordTravelling is fantastic – we don't deny it. But sometimes when you're in another country, stuff happens. A thieving kid lifts your wallet, a cab driver nearly kills you, or a waiter charges you $25 for bottled wat…
For When You Need Just the Right WordTravelling is fantastic – we don't deny it. But sometimes when you're in another country, stuff happens. A thieving kid lifts your wallet, a cab driver nearly kills you, or a waiter charges you $25 for bottled wat…
Curl up by a roaring fire with a delicious cup of mulled wine and enjoy two festive winter warmers, for the price of one!A Gingerbread Cafe ChristmasChristmas is the season the Gingerbread Café was made for and owner Lil has every recipe down, from g…
Curl up by a roaring fire with a delicious cup of mulled wine and enjoy two festive winter warmers, for the price of one!A Gingerbread Cafe ChristmasChristmas is the season the Gingerbread Café was made for and owner Lil has every recipe down, from g…
It all begins with a hot air balloon trip and three bottles of champagne. Allan and Julius are ready for some spectacular views, but they’re not expecting to land in the sea and be rescued by a North Korean ship, and they could never have imagined th…
It all begins with a hot air balloon trip and three bottles of champagne. Allan and Julius are ready for some spectacular views, but they’re not expecting to land in the sea and be rescued by a North Korean ship, and they could never have imagined th…
Lara the Runaway Cat tells the story of Gobi, the loveable pub who followed Dion Leonard across a gruelling 155-mile trek across the Gobi Desert, and her mischievous cat sister, Lara, who runs away from her family, seeking a courageous adventure and …
Lara the Runaway Cat tells the story of Gobi, the loveable pub who followed Dion Leonard across a gruelling 155-mile trek across the Gobi Desert, and her mischievous cat sister, Lara, who runs away from her family, seeking a courageous adventure and …
In the sequel to Russell's best-selling biography 'My Booky Wook' we follow the now sober but still scandalous, sex-fuelled star on his electrifying rise to international fame. A roller coaster ride through tours, films, stand up and tabloids – this …
In the sequel to Russell's best-selling biography 'My Booky Wook' we follow the now sober but still scandalous, sex-fuelled star on his electrifying rise to international fame. A roller coaster ride through tours, films, stand up and tabloids – this …
The first ever story collection from the inimitable Lionel Shriver‘Genius’ Stylist‘Phenomenal’ Observer‘Brilliant’ The TimesIn her first ever story collection, Lionel Shriver illuminates one of the modern age’s most enduring obsessions: property.A wo…
The first ever story collection from the inimitable Lionel Shriver‘Genius’ Stylist‘Phenomenal’ Observer‘Brilliant’ The TimesIn her first ever story collection, Lionel Shriver illuminates one of the modern age’s most enduring obsessions: property.A wo…
What makes the English English? Is it their eccentricity, their passionate love (or, indeed, hatred) of Marmite – or is it something less easily defined?Beginning at the top of a muddy Gloucestershire slope at the Coopers Hill cheese-rolling contest …
What makes the English English? Is it their eccentricity, their passionate love (or, indeed, hatred) of Marmite – or is it something less easily defined?Beginning at the top of a muddy Gloucestershire slope at the Coopers Hill cheese-rolling contest …
The last three books in George MacDonald Fraser’s uproarious bestselling Flashman series, now available in one ebook for the first time.FLASHMAN AND THE DRAGON: 1860As China seethes through the bloodiest civil war in history, and the British and Fren…
The last three books in George MacDonald Fraser’s uproarious bestselling Flashman series, now available in one ebook for the first time.FLASHMAN AND THE DRAGON: 1860As China seethes through the bloodiest civil war in history, and the British and Fren…
A searing and impassioned debut from comedian Sofie Hagen – who urges us to fight back and reframe our toxic relationships with our bodies.Sofie Hagen has always been fat. But after years of struggling with her body image and subjecting herself to co…
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In this wry, resonant and darkly funny memoir, journalist Grace Timothy explores a question most women will face at some point: if becoming a mother means the person you were before has gone; who exactly is left in its place?Best described as The Wro…
In this wry, resonant and darkly funny memoir, journalist Grace Timothy explores a question most women will face at some point: if becoming a mother means the person you were before has gone; who exactly is left in its place?Best described as The Wro…
Still want to be cool but are afraid you no longer know how? Be not afraid – old is the new young!You dye your hair, you happily order the weekly shop online, you're planning a trip to South America and even know who won Big Brother this year. But la…
Still want to be cool but are afraid you no longer know how? Be not afraid – old is the new young!You dye your hair, you happily order the weekly shop online, you're planning a trip to South America and even know who won Big Brother this year. But la…
’People say women can't be funny. WRONG… I love Reductress.’-Sam Bain, co-creator of Peep ShowThe definitive manual on how to be the best feminist you can be—as told by a hilariously misguided yet well-meaning women’s magazine. From the creators of t…
’People say women can't be funny. WRONG… I love Reductress.’-Sam Bain, co-creator of Peep ShowThe definitive manual on how to be the best feminist you can be—as told by a hilariously misguided yet well-meaning women’s magazine. From the creators of t…