Of Lions and Unicorns: A Lifetime of Tales from the Master Storyteller

Nip back inside. Jump on a chair.

I’m a champion chomper.

Ooops.

The plate’s fallen off the table.

I’m in trouble now.

They all come running in.

I look dead innocent.

Doesn’t fool them though.

“You rascal, you. Out you go!”

I don’t care. It was worth it.

I go and sit at the top of the hill

and tell Smarty all about it.

He barks back, “Good on you!

Who wants to be a good dog, anyway?”

Then Lula’s sitting down beside me.

“I really love my horse,” she says,

“but I love you more, Russ. Promise.”

Give her a good lick. Make her giggle.

I like it when she giggles.

Lick her again.

Lovely.

have been teaching for over twenty years now, mostly around Hoxton, in north London. After all that time I am no longer at all sentimental about children. I don’t think you could be. Twenty years at the chalk face of education gives you a big dose of reality.

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