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GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(screaming)
Get to the point!!
SKULLSTONE ONE
Oh yes. They separated on the second tops, and whoever finds them ahead is bigger will bring. Here.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(calmly)
Well, we will assume that otmazats them …
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(screaming unexpectedly)
Well done !!!
Suddenly, Cherevich cries out, under the ear of General Assoctated. He bounces about three meters and lands a broken horn down. Cherevich squinted at General, in a glamorous commanding manner, and was important for the fighters. Claps everyone on the head.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(continuing in voice)
Himself, His Sublime Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak will be personally informed of your devotion to Him and the entire Galupiya.
SKULLSTONES IN CHROME
(screaming)
Thank you for the free gift, son!
Fighters to the beat dance several tricks of hip-hop, the size of five quarters.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(calmer)
And now …, arrest this rebel!!
Chmor Iko indicates, stuck in his head, down in the sand, Assoctated’s General, which is trying to lean its feet on the ground, and pull, hitting a horn, from the ground. The soldiers, without thinking twice, run into Cherevich, who did not expect, grinning, and begin to stammer him.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(scared)
Wait!
Kozuliya Zek helps Chmor Iko to avoid blows and hides him behind him.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(continuing)
Who else hits the Reverend will be left without food!!
SKULLSTONES IN CHROME
But the general is our father and mother ?! And this one, as they say, that father Assoctated, is scum rear.
ZEK KOZULIYA
So, calm down !! So far, no one has been given the right to cancel the order of the Lord. And to those who are not in the know, I remind you …
She turns to General Assoctated.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(continuing)
Dear Assoctated. Himself, His Sublime Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak himself personally, publicly at the unscheduled Council of Nora, appointed Reverend Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow, Head of the Business trip, and you, General Skullstone Assoctated, to lead the defense our entire enterprise. And what he told you personally is just a bluff. There are no witnesses. And I, brainless knuckles, your mother and nurse, and even the commandant and educator, to observe discipline…
SKULLSTONE TEN
(interrupting)
Oh look, it creeps away!! Ahhhh!!! I say again! Heheheyyyy!!
Assoctated, pulls his broken horn out of turf from tension and flies backwards by inertia. After jumping on the leg-bones and arrogantly approaches the bald sparrow.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Who are you?
He watches as the battered bald sparrow Stasyan creeps away slowly and kicks him in the face. Stasyan from fear, immediately begins to understand and speak Galups.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(flapping wings on the ground)
I am Stasyan. Just Stasyan.
Stasyan, after what has been said, loses consciousness.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Okay, who is he on the drum, but he’s radioactive and will go for food. But we will use it economically. And do not relax, it will not be enough for us all the way and therefore you are also looking for a replacement for it. Since he is, there are others like him. Clear?
SKULLSTONES IN CHROME
Yes, oh our mother.
Kozuliya quickly climbs onto a sparrow, which, two times more than she, and four times more shards, sits on an unconscious sparrow and starts charging from a radioactive sparrow. It sucks out radionuclides from it like a battery. Soon, it starts to glow like a light bulb with ion light.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Stand for lunch!!
All fell in line. Zek is aiming, spitting on everyone, once.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
And I have a double portion!
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
I’ll break your horns right now. For the supplement, over there, in the field… What you find, all yours…
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(whimpering)
Zek, but am I the chief? And I should be ranked double portion?!
ZEK KOZULIYA
In the colony, but not on a business trip, sorry, reverend.
CHAPTER 15
The rest come up and their coming, no one notices. They did not manage to find anything, but colleagues leave them their dose ration. They wake Zek.
SKULLSTONE SIX
Kozuliya Zeka, get up, we have come.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Build up.
Zeka spat on them too.
POV. BALD SPARROW STASYAN
FADE. ENTRANCE IN DARKNESS.
Stasyan hears strange rhythms and is surprised that he understands them. He opens his eyes and sees that this is not a dream, but a reality.
FADE IN. EXITING DARKNESS
The camera, through the eyes of a bald sparrow, removes the Galupov dance ceremony.
ALL SECONDARY CHOICE
Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
Stasyan, under the magical shouts of meditation surrounding his flesh, slowly comes to himself and awakens. His condition is not full, half sucked, half energetic. He opens his eyes and sees a veil that is slowly dissipating and in front of him are already the outlines of black galloping balls. After that, the contrast is adjusted, and he already distinguishes the silhouettes of strange creatures, at first glance, to him.
VOICE (behind the scenes)
Who are they, these boneless living bones? thought the Bald Sparrow Stasyan. These are Gallup’s. – answered the inner voice, named Language.
What else is the Galups? -asked Stasyan from the Language. -Which you, the day before yesterday and yesterday, on the head gave … At night, remember? So it was not a dream?!
Stasyan, in fear, tries to crawl on his back, his head forward, but stumbles over something. He looks behind himself, through his forehead and sees a large eye that stares at him.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Ahhhh!!!
Stasyan screams and jumps up. Around him were traveling business travelers, in morning prayer, shards, repeating the same phrase:
ALL SECONDARY CHOICE
Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!
He looks and faints. General Assoctated comes up and kicks, not very much, the sparrow on the fingal, which has already jumped off, which awakens Stasyan.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Who are you?
General Assoctated swings and stops, by raising the leg-bone up, the procedure of hymn-singing.
VOICE (behind the scenes)
Stasyan did not understand anything, but his inner voice translated from Galups to Sparrow. His inner voice is Language, owned by more than five billion different dialects and dialects, including the languages of microbes and programming, viruses, and even nano particles. Plus – the languages of planets, stars, galaxies and so on and so forth.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
I am the sparrow Stasyan from Ayagoz.
ZEK KOZULIYA
And I'm Zek Kozuliya. We are from Great Galupia. A catastrophe begins, threatening the complete disappearance of us all. Our ruler appointed us volunteers and sent to find what emits radiation. This is our food and salvation. Help us, or we are doomed. Here, Stasyan, in general, that's all…
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
We need to find something that replaces food, like your radiation is radioactive.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Hmm. Yes, yes.
Stasyan scratches his bald head with a bald wing.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(continuing)
But if you suck out all the radiation from you, then where else will we find food along the way?! We will not reach the goal and will not save Galupia. And our people will die a hungry brutal death.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
And let’s bend ourselves, from hunger.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(contemptuously)
Skin.
General Assoctated draws, in the sand with his foot-bone, square.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(continuing)
You think all about your belly.
Assoctated does not like the square, and he draws a circle in the middle.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
(continuing)
Cabinet creature.
Cherevich does not stand up and runs to General Assoctated. It stops and how to shove it with force. The general rolls back. Chmor Iko ate his whole life more than Assoctated and one on one is clearly stronger than any Skullstone. He sits in the place of Assoctated and draws, in the middle of the circle, a triangle, then a box and up to a point. General Assoctated regains consciousness, gets up and only wants to attack Cherevich, as Kozuliya intervenes.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Quiet, quiet … Calm down!
She comes up and nervously erases all the drawings in a squeak.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(sure)
I know what to do.
ALL SECONDARY CHOICE
What?
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
And the fact that you need to unite everyone and understand that everything will die on earth the same. Destroying each other, we hinder development, and when we multiply, we stupid it. And only the people will not understand whom to listen to and who to hear. But it would not be easier to get together and think about everything, and make the world two in one.
(MORE)
BALD SPARROW STASYAN (CONT'D)
Indeed, in principle, those and those have both honest and thieves. The question is the number of these or those ?! Here you are honest Galups, you kill thieves, and you steal, and he the one who created everything will not understand who to destroy and who to leave. After all, from the left again the same thing will happen. Break this circle, forgive each other and unite. Become pioneers and do not envy, but support each other. Since he was tired of waiting to appear
you…
SKULLSTONE TEN
So what to do? Bubububu, Bubububu Bubububu…
SKULLSTONE SEVEN
(eighth)
In, again numb.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Need to run !! Forward and only forward and do not return, do not repeat the mistakes of our ancestors !!
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Something, I didn’t understand you at all, I combed some nonsense to us … Explain directly what to do?
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Run away !!
Stasyan jumps to his feet.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
Run and only run without returning.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Seriously?!
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(joyfully)
Well, glory to the Lord, sorted out !!
Cherevich Chmor Iko turns to General Assoctated.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(continuing)
And some would do well to apologize.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
You will not get it…
SKULLSTONES IN CHROME
(joyfully)
Hooray !! In the hole holeaaaa !!
The Skullstones begin to sing their battle song.
SKULLSTONE S IN CHROME
(continuing)
Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.
Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.
(in half voice)
Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.
Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.
Hai, hai hylaek, bir julemas birlaek.
VOICE (behind the scenes)
Unfortunately, this does not translate into human words, but sensually it’s like … Uh … "ate a ripe orange", that’s the feeling of the song.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(interrupting screaming)
Wait !!! Stand back !!
Everyone freezes instantly: who is on the earth, and who is in the air in a jump. They were simply anti-gravitating and they didn’t care about gravity, like SMS`s or digital packets flying around the world. Cherevich froze on the horns, and the skull, jumping from leg to foot, froze: two legs-bones up, and two others, resting on the ground. Three shards hung in the air: the first in a somersault; the seventh is in twine, and the tenth twisted its paws into a rope.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
What happened, Zek?
ZEK KOZULIYA
(bulging eye)
Where to run? Which way?
Everyone exchanges glances and eyes stop at the sparrow. He feels, questioning incredulous, the views of others.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Ahhh ?! Why are you looking at me like that? We can run even where: to the right,
to the left, back, forward, up, down … At least where, still come back here.
ALL GOOD
Why?
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Earth because it is round. I flew, according to the idea, here… I flew. You hear? I flew, but did not go or run…
Stasyan gets up and the tailbone covers.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
Tail, is it growing?
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Come on, don’t mind your brain.
General Assoctated takes a fighting stance. Fighters follow him. Stasyan backs away.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(scared)
No, no, what are you ?! I remembered. This luminous ball, the sun, rolled out there…
Stasyan points to the east.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
And to his shoot, I flew… So, we need to run to the back, where the sun is hiding, behind a strip.
VOICE (behind the scenes)
The horizon.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Oh yeah. The wisest voice-overs.
Stasyan flies his bald wing into the sky like a poet.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
Here…, Uh … In short, on the back. Where it hid – I flew, and now you need to run where it comes out.
ZEK KOZULIYA
And what's in there?
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
There Chelyabinsk, or rather the River Tech. And there was once an explosion and so much tasty radioactive, that everything just glows. And still there is a world trash radio waste. There is this good for eternal ages.
Stasyan arches his back and puts his chest out with a wheel.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Well, so they ran, that we are sticking out like chopkies in a barrel?
Kozuliya starts jumping with joy.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Fighters, construction!! Running, for sparrow, arsh!!!
And all at once, as on the cross, they start to run with geometric acceleration, but only the other way around. They leave behind tubers of country dust. And the sun is already equal over their shards. They accelerate so quickly that the night no longer has time to come. And the Sun is slowly starting to fall behind and everything is faster and faster. And now the speed of the runners is accelerating so much so that it already gets up to meet them at sunset and enters in the east. And day was replaced by night, and night by day in one hour, minute, and finally, in a second. How fast they accelerate. Forests and fields, seas and oceans fly in an instant. They do not even have time to get wet. And round the globe about five or a hundred times.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
Stand, stand shameless mosles!
Cherevich Chmor Iko gasps, wheezes and lags by five, ten circles around.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
(continuing)
Wait!!
Cherevich Chmor Iko falls to the ground. Everyone stops abruptly and also decide to wallow on a hill. Suddenly a hole appears from the hillock and Generalisyphilis Semisrak crawls out.
GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK
(surprised and indignant)
What is it? Have you still not left the place? The parasites. Well quickly search! And then, and then ?!
Semisrak, in a nervous syndrome, begins to tremble and falls without feelings, clutching the left side of the chin, the type of heart hurts. It falls into a hole, from which one sticks out and from within quickly someone closes a hole.
But travelers quickly run out of sight from the wrath of Galupyan. They run, run and stop there, from where they started their daytime run.
Evening is coming and everyone is hungry.
ZEK KOZULIYA
Where they left, they came to that. Are you all tired?
ALL SECONDARY CHOICE
(with difficulties)
Yeah !!
ZEK KOZULIYA
(continuing)
Then hold the sparrow. I still suck out radics from him, my bottom.
All at once pounce on Stasyan.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Well, okay, I myself can lie under you, especially since I even sleep better after that.
Skullstones hungry throw on a bald sparrow. Stasyan yells. The night is coming. The camera moves away from the heroes to the top. Characters are reduced to a small point.
VOICE (behind the scenes)
Stasyan, of course, lied that he was thrilled after Kozuliya’s suction, in fact in fact, after that, he was sick in the morning … Or after the beat?! In short, the following morning will show.
FADE. Entrance to the dimming.
FADE IN. Exit blackout.
CHAPTER 16
In the morning, the travelers get up early, hunger for cheating, quietly creeping up to the sleeping sparrow, who flies sweetly in a dream and does not suspect that he himself stops in terms of radiation. More precisely, it will never become non-radioactive. Moreover, it does not interfere with their refectory procedure, but they apparently loved to receive food with difficulty, and not for nothing. And now, Kozuliya is sneaking behind the shards and since Stasyan is four times more than the shards and twice the size of Kozuliya, he can also cripple with sleep, reflexively defending himself, which adds color to the meal of the mutants. Having woken up completely, the sparrow understands its role, which is not harmful to him, and, seeing how galups are fanatically tuned, he simply plays with them, pretending to be a victim. Well, the rush of these bones to win food.
They jump at once and crush Stasyan to the ground. Assoctated and Chmor Iko together strangely squeeze the sparrow's shoulders, thereby allowing Kozuliya to climb up and touch his irradiated body with his bottom.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(screams in fright)
Ahhh !! Ahhh!
All at once jump away from him scared. And Kozuliya sweetly squints his eye.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(apologizing)
Excuse me, please, but you have the content of radio nuclides, if not
strange, constantly recovering itself and you have enough for us for a long time, maybe even the whole way.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Exactly, but I myself can lie under you, without these leg-bone applications, that hurt and humiliate me with disbelief.
Stasyan, lying crushed under a pack of shards at the edges and in the center sits Kozuliya.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
You are captured and therefore better be silent, you are our trophy, and we will do what we want.
Stasyan is changing in the face. He would never have turned to the quirks of a thirst for violence at the Galups, but the statement of Chmor Iko touches his string of pride. But he is cunning, as if he is putting up with what Cherevich said, having concealed hatred and resentment in his soul. He is smiling hypocritically. Revenge will judge everyone.
As for the rest, waiting for food spitting, some simply follow the order, while others give it. But Cherevich doesn’t think so, and he thinks that everyone condemns him with their eyes and looks at him, but in fact he simply stands first before Kozuliya. But his doubtfulness of the correctness of what he said for all does not reassure.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
And don’t stare at me like that. I am the main and that’s it! If you think different garbage about me again, then I will deprive him of food !! Is everyone clear?
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
See that you are not deprived.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(reassuring)
Quiet, Quiet. Attention! I spit…
All at once stand up quietly.
ZEK KOZULIYA
(continuing)
Let him say who he is in our tops and what place he takes.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Yes, everything is oiled!!
BALD SPARROW STASYAN(behind the scenes)
Could and protect me, since I schmoe trophy, then… we'll see.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Have you run?!
And at once they began their run to the same place as yesterday, but slowly. Even very slowly. It is simply impossible to imagine: well, veeery slowly. Slower than pacing. And only Stasyan goes, as always. Overtakes them and constantly returns. With malice, he watches how the galups move, and it seems to him that they are running according to the idea, like a slow-motion scrolling of a video player. Stasyan with curiosity goes around everyone and peers into their poses and faces. But it seems to them that he is in a hurry, since he is too fast for them. The paradox of time: yesterday they went faster than a day, and today they run slower than a minute. Apparently, radiation also affects the clarity of time … maybe this is the desire of a sparrow or author ?! In any case, it's fun and not standard.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Aaare yoouu ruuunniiing heeer? Aaare yoouu kiiiddiiing meee?!
Stasyan moves in human time, and therefore his time is closer and dearer to us, and we will rely on him.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
So you can’t keep up with you.
GENERAL ASSOCIATED
Whaaat?
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Yoouu aaare nooot chaasiiing aaafteer yoouu!
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(normal speech speed)
I want to understand what kind of types you are.
Do you have a problem with internal time? Here I have, as people have exactly and clearly. And you have turpentine in the pope, then constipation. And in general I’m a bird, not creepy. I need to fly, soar. I have developed and powerful wings…
He raises his limbs and looks around them. Sadness fogs him, and he sighs in the beginning.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
Wow … there would be feathers, the tail will arrive. Here is the last time I ran better, but not today. Radiation is then restored, but energy is not. Yes, it’s interesting that you will again wrap yourself in a ram’s horn, my wings or legs, tonight?
ZEK KOZULIYA
Aaat luuunch.
Kozuliya and in a jump stretches his legs into twine. Only she alone understands him. And for the rest, his speech seemed fast, as if at speed and squeaky, as if helium had breathed …
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
At lunch? Maybe you can also offer you a second lunch and a flock, a first breakfast, a second, and five dinners? .. Skulls won't crack, huh? You Chmor Iko.
Stasyan pulls on the leg-bone of Cherevich, who also came off hanging slowly, moving in the air in the middle of his slow jump He, however, immediately falls at the speed of our time.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
(continuing)
So what will you suck me this time?
ZEK KOZULIYA
Nooose!
Kozuliya slowly jumps over the tubercle.
BALD SPARROW STASYAN
Sit on my nose? So I don’t have a nose. I'm not a bald cat? That he has a nose. And I have a beak.
The bald sparrow stops his gaze on a tubercle, from which a mustache protrudes just as slowly, then a spherical nose.
CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO
The maaain thiiing iiis thaaat the laaanguuaage beee. Taaalkatiiive and fiiilthy liiike a spaaarrooow.
But Stasyan no longer listens to them and does not look at them. He is interested in a nose with a mustache, which slowly crawls out of the hole. It was a mole, but Stasyan does not know this. He takes a straw lying nearby and going up to him, puts it in his nostril and drowns it in his hole with his nose and mustache. The straw starts veeeery slowly, followed by the same slow sneeze.
MOLE
Ahhh …
The straw flies out of the nostrils and also slowly. Stasyan even manages to take a nap while the straw touches the ground, and the mole starts to climb out again and slowly emerges from the hole: at the beginning of the mustache, and then the nose. Sparrow does the same and smiles. The straw slowly begins to move and Stasyan tied it with a mustache. There is again a slow sneezing and a straw, like a pood crowbar, slowly but monumentally flies out and pulls on a mustache.
MOLE
(screaming)
Ahhh !!
The mole wakes up, tears off a straw with a mustache, feels hellish pain and quickly runs away like a cockroach. Stasyan starts laughing and grabs his stomach. And the team retired just for one jump in all the time passed. Stasyan again begins to get bored and walk: here and there.