Parallel-world

ZEK KOZULIYA

The incident.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Where? Two million seven hundred forty thousand two hundred and fifty-four.

ZEK KOZULIYA

A wall is broken in the northern sector and light shines from there, the crawlers they say. And what are you doing?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Seconds count. This is my hobby. Damn it. So what happened there?

ZEK KOZULIYA

A wall is broken in the northern sector and light shines from there, they say.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

We have put together an emergency commission for emergencies.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

They decided to assemble an unplanned Council of Cherepovichs in Nora, Botva of the Supreme Parliament, and Great Galupia.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So what?

ZEK KOZULIYA

We are waiting for you.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

What is so serious?

ZEK KOZULIYA

This has not yet happened. Need your decision.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Okay. Go on. I will catch up.

The room of the Supreme Botva of Cherevich’s looks, like a stadium or square, with a scene from a hillock, where all the minds of the reign of Galupia gather, only of the rank of Cherevich. Their number is about a million.

Everyone has been waiting for Lord for quite some time. In the room, there is a noise hum of knocks and fractions.

Kozuliya Zek sees the tunnels entering the stage, the silhouette of the Lord, turns to those present and reports:

ZEK KOZULIYA

I ask everyone to get up!! Himself, His Sublime without Tower Greatness,

Generalisyphilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord,

Semisrak rushing … SUUUGGEEEST!!!!

All turn to the side of the stage and stand on the dark, that is, on the horns. The hymn is sung in unison.

ALL CHURCHES IN CHROME

Hai hi halek,

bir julemas, bir huskies.

Sea Rocks, Sea Rocks,

Pir gule cape bylek…

Generalisyphilis takes its place.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

I gathered you, hello, oh, reverends, one at a time my mouth, the incident.

The speech of Semisrack goes by the wayside.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing in the background)

In the northern sector of the province of Chmor, sentinel discovered a fault or a portal in the ceiling-wall, and he proved that besides our Great Burrow, there is and other worlds. Parallel, so to speak. And there is a difference feature time of day. We have eternal darkness, and there it alternates with this, before the mudflow unknown phenomenon to us, like light and it shines like us. So we there may not be visible. And most importantly, there is death and one of those of the world wanted to attack our shit-crash…

POV. YOUNG CHEREVICH

Somewhere in the crowd. Galupyan, standing on the horns, communicate in the same way, only poking leg-bones front to the top.

Young Cherevich stands on the horns and sways like a rocking chair.

CHAPTER 12

YOUNG CHEREVICH

(whispering)

Are we going to stand on the horns?

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM LAW

Quiet. They say they will dance – we will dance. So be patient and do not break off listen to the legend of Galupia.

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

Here, last time, they jumped, who is higher, almost a day.

YOUNG CHEREVICH

What for?

CHEREVICH STANDING FROM LAW

There was nothing to say, so they thought that the meeting should not be in vain…

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

And to better think, the Head ordered to jump…

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE BACK

(speaks and falls asleep)

And I like to sleep and do not care how?!

When Galup sleeps, he trembles.

YOUNG CHEREVICH

Sleep? So you don’t hear anything?

CHEREVICH, STANDING FROM THE LEFT

Not at all, young Cherevich, when you sleep, you better understand all that the speaker says. Especially pauses…

THE OLDEST CHEREVICH

(strictly)

Quiet to you !!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

.. but our teenagers entered into an equal battle with the unknown, unidentified an inanimate being who, having broken the ceiling-floor, opened up a new world for us.

The camera from the view of the young Cherevich goes, examining everyone in a circle, in the sight of Semisrak.

POV. GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

So, there are similar things to us, moving objects that would move, eat the same as we…

SOME OF THE CROWD

Or maybe, Lord, is this an invasion?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

Do not interrupt…

Semisrak is shifted in place and makes a stupid appearance.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(turning to Kozuliya Zeke)

What did I want to say?

ZEK KOZULIYA

(quoting)

.. are the same as we are …

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Yeah … So … are the same as we are … Since we are moving, because of food. Here… and I want to offer, oh my nasty, choose and gather a team or a gang of seekers and send there from where it was the invasion, that is, the wrong side of our Galupia. Am I making myself clear?

ALL CHEREVICHES IN CHROME

Yeah!!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

And send to the Light, in search of the New Earth. Pull the time-me-no, no meaning. Galupia has already declined several times. The shards die and especially in youth. And by sending a team, gang or group, there will be at least some, not-small-on-for-hope.

The camera looks at Semisrack. Semisrak yawns, shuddering, falling asleep and snoring. Snoring in the Galups is accompanied by an impulsive shudder of the whole body. The silence was broken by the cry of a council member. He bounces and thunders with his horns against the stone ground covered with volcanic glass.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Oh, Your Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak. They didn’t lead to peel, but led speech to poison.

Semisrak abruptly awakes and wakes up and yells, looking for the speaker, recognizing him by his voice, that is, by the wave of his leg-bones.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(indignantly)

Shut up, schmuck, I haven't finished my speech!!!

He looks towards Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

So … Uh … So, pulling makes no sense. But, having sent a command, it will be, at least some, little hope … M-yeah … I already have this offer seen somewhere?!

He examines himself from all sides, changes his face, gets up on his horns, jumps in place, then gets up on his leg-bones, kicks his head and yells.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Zek, what a pig came up with this speech, in my head, with repeated suggestions??

ZEK KOZULIYA

(scared)

I me?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(in anger)

Am I an idiot repeating the same thing? Spend your energy on repetition. Don’t you know that talking takes more energy than … thinking?!

CHAPTER 13

ZEK KOZULIYA

(surprised)

Where?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

In Karaganda!! You’ll go for this disgrace of me, Generalisyphilis himself, The Lords of All Galupia, Uma Galups shit-critical dictatorship.

Semisrak beats rap syncopation.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(dancing)

Wow You will go to the team as the first volunteer, in search of. And be the first a hero in the history of our shobla or gang, or, as it is, a colony.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(sobbing, bleeding to tears)

Oh Master, have mercy!! Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! I do not want to be a hero. Ahhh!!

Semisrak jumps up in anger and stomps all his bones on the stone floor.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(bull)

And a point!!!

Turns to Cherevich Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

What do you have, Rev. Chmor Iko?.. And you, Zek, go get ready.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Thank you, O Lord, I wanted to ask, and who else will go except Zek?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

You!

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

You, you will be at the head of the trip, of course. You want to be too a hero of Galupia, how am I?

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I? I'm not ready? I don’t… but what is a “business trip”?

Semisrak rises on the elongated legs-bones.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(whole tops)

A business trip is a team, and a team is a business trip. Generally Kozuliya Zak will explain, she knows, it is in her competence … This is decided and not being discussed.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(looking surprised)

I'm not ready. Let someone else?!

Cherevich protrudes dust.

POV. CHMOR IKO

NEIGHBORS WITH THE RIGHT FROM THE CHMOR IKO

(whispering)

No dust and no whimper, like Kozulia. It’s my fault.

Semisrak raises his right hind leg bone and scratches his bald, between deer horns, turtle.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

I said, go, then go and that's it. The Skullstone said the shard did and baste. I don’t need to roll cotton wool.

(louder)

Secuuurity! take Cherevich Chmor Iko and Kozuliya Zek, and to the place of invasion, deliver urgently !!

Immediately fighters run up from all sides and grab, carelessly, Zek, who did not dare to leave the meeting and Chmor Iko.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(affectionately)

Only, be careful to drag them in kicks. They are already heroes?! And now, everything to the place of invasion. And for the rest, I tie a meeting, without a bazaar.

And I forgive you to invite to me, the general of the shards of three fronts, general Assoctated. A turtle appears immediately, with three curved leg-bones, with a broken piece of skull from its side and a broken horn.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

I am already here, oh, Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisyphilis of All Galups, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrak…

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(proudly)

Ohhh, well done, Assoctated!!! I appreciate and praise combat speed and disciplinary loyalty. I remember how you helped me when the impostor tricked me into my post of Head of the Whole Galupia. I remember.

Semisraq puts his one of the bones on his crown.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(repeating)

So, take ten more fighters with you, the worst and lead a business trip.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

But what about, Cherevich Chmor Iko? You appointed him chief?

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(paused)

Ahhh … I … and then I haven’t chosen you yet … And then, you are not small, you have to decide who will lead the business trip … Hmmm … Moreover, you will be there alone, without me and Galupia. Do you want to take his place and become the main character?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(at attention)

Yes, my Lord !!

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

So go ahead, and if you don’t find the ten most, the most volunteer fighters, I will order the rest of your oils, you should knock on the head and make a whipping ball out of it. And five times later, if I … you, so as not to see, your spirit so that there is no. Time has gone: time, time, time, time …

The general shudders and instantly runs away on a mission, and after him his ten fighters who survived the coup.

Vandyke conducts him with an invisible, arrogant gaze.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(to myself)

Mdaaaa, until you yell, they won’t do it … They completely unbelted.

He walks down the hall and yells.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(continuing)

Hey somebody! Bring Vasya Kozuliya to me, Vladyka wants to eeeaaat!!!

FADE. Entrance to the dimming.

The place of the invasion.

FADE IN. Exit blackout.

CHAPTER 14

A ray of light shines from a hole the size of a dove. People in a bustle approach a hole and kick out Cherevich Chmor Iko, Zek Kozuliya, General Skullstone Assoctated and ten other Skullstones out.

VOICE (behind the scenes)

At the behest of Generalisyphilis, the people simply threw out volunteers outside, including: ten Skullstones-fighters, led by General Shit Assoctated; Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wow and Kozuliya Zek Lee.

Heard step-vocalization with the timbre of xylophone and timpani, similar to the "farewell of the Slav."

VOICE (behind the scenes)

(continuing)

Seeing off was accompanied by choral folk step vocalization similar to Russian song "Farewell of the Slav". Who has coordinated this tune Galups or Slavs, it is not known, only here they called it “farewell to Kozuliya", and the high pitched tones, like a xylophone, imitated parts of orchestral instruments, the popular Galups, and capell, the local The state tap dance and tap dance choir, under the direction of all the same, Semisrak, who beat mezzo-soprano and double bass at the same time.

GENERALISIFILIS SEMISRAK

(solemnly)

Hello hello volunteers! Heroes of the Great Galupyan!! SUUUGGEEEST!!!

ALL PRESENT

HAAANG UUUP!!!

In general, some sing, so to speak, while others close up the hole. And business trip volunteers are trying to climb back, these are volunteers, but they are thrown back out and already close up the last gap. Everyone immediately runs up and forgets this place.

JOIN.

All members of the business trip, like the people of the mourners, immediately forget the place from which they were escorted, the more they find themselves in complete silence and twilight sunset. Night falls and the moon and stars appear in the sky. The team is not aware of the environment and the fear gradually disappears, as it is seen around. Grasshoppers chatter and fly bugs buzz. Beauty is not like in these holes.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(surprised and delighted)

What a beauty! And why didn’t we immediately agree to this event?

Mdddddaaaa!!! Beauty!!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(Seriously commanderly)

Need to inspect the position. And get ready for bed.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

Beauty is beauty, but what will we eat?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(with grin)

You are the main one, you and think about how to feed the tops.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(sarcastically)

What is your task? It’s my job to think, and yours to snoop and scour, without having to take it so that I’m not distracted.

General Assoctated strictly casts a glance at Cherevich.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Our task is to protect your ass-mug!!

Cherevich lifts up his Skull and looks at General Assoctated arrogantly from high.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

And feed …

Skullstone General stares with disdain at Chmor Iko, turns to the Skullstones and gives a command.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Be definedaaaaa !!!!

All Skullstones are instantly built in one line, and await the command of their general.

General Assoctated examines the skulls of his subordinates, peers separately, hoping to find something against the statutory, but to no avail.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

So, fighters !! My nasty !!! Go fathers and seek !!!! Quickly!!! SUUUGGEEEST!!!!

VOICE (behind the scenes)

I explain: when the elder Galup refers to the younger, he calls him “father”, and the younger to the older, of course, refers to the word “son”. But only civilians.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

What to look for, son?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

I’m not your son, Chmor. I am your general!! Clear?

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

Yes sonny!!!

General Assoctated squint and spit disgustedly. Squinting at the fighters.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Gibberish… You are not the generation that was before.

And with a smirk glances at Chmor Iko.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

Ask Cherevich what to look for everywhere.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(furious)

Have you forgotten, rotten oils, that I'm – I'm Rev.?! For disobedience, you…

you will be deprived of food !! Have you heard everything?

Assoctated screams and stomps his bones.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Whose hooves would burst, it’s you reverend in the Burrow, and here you are the ordinary FOOMOO!!

(to fighters)

Are you still here?

Assoctated beats shot. Soldiers instantly flee into the dark. Cherevich is inflated from anger like a soap bubble, but abstains and is silent.

COSULIA ZEK

(gently)

Do not quarrel you. We can’t quarrel. We are all in the same crap. Let's play with something better? Sit in a circle…

The camera shoots running shards from all sides. Fighters run through the grass, stumble, fall, quickly get up, and even, feeling tired, do not dare to slow down.

Order – there is an order.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(second choking)

And how long will we run?

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Wow, wow, Ho-old yoo-uur bre-ea-ath.

The Skullstone second trips over something and rolls head over heels. The third, fifth, and tenth faces about him, and they also lose their balance and fall. The rest run away.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

Hey idiots, wait!!

The fourth, sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth do not hear and hide in the dark.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Here are the rams…

The fifth Skullstone aligns its leg-bone. She twisted his knee down.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

And who are rams?

The second hardly pulls his leg-bone out of the tenth skull.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

I do not know.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

What we are going to do? Run on?

The third throws the broken leg-bone deep into the grass.

SKULLSTONE THIRD

With crippled oils?! Nooo. You need to come to your senses and relax.

From the side of the fall of the thrown leg-bone, an exclamation is heard by the third. The Skullstones are alert.

VOICE FROM THE BUSHES

Aw!

SKULLSTONE SECOND

Who shouted it?

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(surprised)

Not me?!

SKULLSTONE FIVE

And not me.

SKULLSTONE TEN

But I’m generally deaf and dumb …

(surprised)

Oh! Time, time, radish, abyrvalg … I say, colleagues, I saaaay!!!

For joy, the tenth began to jump like a basketball.

SKULLSTONE FIRST

(wary)

Quiet you. Go better look where "Ay!" flew in.

SKULLSTONE TEN

There are no bazaars.

The tenth, from joy that he received a command, runs away to the side from which a strange exclamation was heard on the eve and immediately runs up and thanks everyone just runs away again.

SKULLSTONE TEN

Thank you creatures!!!

A moment later, after the disappearance in the complete darkness of the tenth, there is a thud and whistle, which increases, as something approaches, by friction against the atmosphere.

Yeps! Forehead to forehead land on the fifth, arriving tenth.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

(furious)

Do you want to talk op?

The fifth jumps to his feet and takes a fighting stance.

SKULLSTONE TEN

(scared)

Brakes, soaring. There, there, there, in kind, someone is hanging out, glowing and most importantly, butting.

SKULLSTONE SECOND

(wary)

Ta-ak! Taki-ta-ak. Lights up, say? .. Exactly? ..

SHAPE TEN

Yes, cover me with meat, what are you? Precisely I say it is shining!

SKULLSTONE THIRD

If you don’t roll cotton, then we need it. Glows, then he …

The tenth, in confirmation of his own words, clicks his knee on his forehead.

SKULLSTONES ALL CHROME

(joyfully)

Radioactive!!!

SKULLSTONE SECOND

So we are saved?

SKULLSTONE FIRST

We will bring him Kozuli Zeke.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

She will suck him and....

SKULLSTONES ALL CHROME

IOHOOOO!!

And feed us all!!

SKULLSTONE FIRST

Well, shards, let's go?

The first Skullstone runs away in the direction from which the sound arrived the day before.

SKULLSTONE TEN

(scared)

Nah, I won’t go … He kicks.

The tenth right there, stunned with fear and.... numb again. He wants to tap something, but it turns out only an intermittent rattle on the surface of the earth, like a lowing.

SKULLSTONE FIVE

Well, sit here.

And the fifth second and third run in the wake of the first, towards the find.

SKULLSTONE TEN

Ahhh!!!

In hysteria, the tenth trembles with a fraction and runs after everyone.

The camera takes a look at Chmor Iko, Zek and General Assoctated. They have a scandal in full swing.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(nervously)

I said contact me: REVEREND BLACK IKO TOP WOW!! Senior Advisor, Generalisyphilis Himself, Lord of the All Incomparable Galupyan!!!!!

Cherevich jumps and stomps in hysteria, bones on the ground.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(continuing)

Do you understand, nits?

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Shit, you're Galup, not the reverend. But for the rot, although I do not know what it is, you will answer!!

The old general stands on the crown of the head and beats with a pinwheel, with his leg bones on the front side of the skull of the secular Cherevich. He flies off, doing a triple somersault.

Choking a squeak, rolled ball, Cherevich Chmor Iko.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(surprised)

How dare you? I! I!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

Head you from…

The end of the phrase, Assoctated, is embarrassed to pronounce, in the presence of emotional Kozuliya and all his anger, he transforms into a physical impact. He only wants to jump and trample Cherevich, as Kozuliya grabs his paw, pulls the general’s leg-bone and drags him to him.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(in anger)

Let me in!! I also wanted in Galupyan, to break off this horn of this fat pig.

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

(cowardly)

Hold it, hold it Zek, do not let it go until we return to Galupyan.

ZEK KOZULIYA

Don’t quarrel.

He puts Kozulia Zeka on the paws of General Assoctated.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

Quiet.

She listens. The scandalizes are looking at her.

ZEK KOZULIYA

(continuing)

You heard?

CHEREVICH CHMOR IKO

What?

ZEK KOZULIYA

The sound of knuckles. The stomp is approaching. Over there.

She turns her eye to the side. And peers, squinting eyelids, lips of his eye.

In the distance you can see a bouncing luminous ball. As we get closer, it becomes clear how the bald sparrow Stasyan, on kicks, voluntarily leads Skullstones. He never even touches the earth. Approaching the tight-fitting one, the sparrow, beaten on all sides, catapults, with another kick, at the feet of the General Assoctated and Cherevich Chmor Iko. The body of the sparrow freezes. The soldiers line up in one line and report in chorus:

SKULLSTONES IN CHROME

(at attention)

Son!! Without a bazaar, shekered into the subject!! What he wanted, they were on stand and what glows, fitted without defects, to your oils!!!

SUUUGGEEEST, Sonny!!!

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(commanderly)

HAAANG UUUP, Fathers!!! Skullstones, Galupyan!!!! GOOD FELLOWS!!!

General Assoctated wipes the dust from the fifth Skullstone and examines the floor of the corpse of a sparrow, which breathes like a yogi Lama – one breath per minute.

GENERAL ASSOCIATED

(continuing)

Where are the others?? Deserted??

SKULLSTONE TEN

No, son. Right now … Oh, I spoke again!!!