The Luck Uglies

Rye and Quinn’s ears perked up.

“I heard them telling my father that they’d just come in from Beyond the Shale. While they were there they saw …” Folly paused, the words stuck in her throat.

“They saw what?” Rye asked.

“What was it?” said Quinn.

“A Bog Noblin,” Folly gasped, with a heaping of alarm and a smidge of excitement.

“You’re just winding us up,” Rye said. “They’re extinct.”

“It’s true.”

“In the forest?” Quinn asked.

“No,” Folly said. “Out there.”

She tilted her head in the direction they all knew the bogs to be. Rye and Quinn looked at each other in disbelief.

“Stop it, Folly,” Rye said. “That’s bogwash. You’re just trying to get us in a twist.”

But Rye knew Folly wasn’t teasing them. She heard the concern in Folly’s voice.

Quinn now wore his worry on his face. He flipped the pages of Tam’s Tome and pointed to the open page. The Bog Noblin with the necklace of feet stared back.

Quinn frowned like he’d swallowed a damp mouse.

“Ugh. He’s a knotty-looking one, isn’t he?” Folly said.

The drawing made Rye’s stomach hurt. She closed the book.“It’s just tavern talk, Folly,” she said matter-of-factly. “There’s no such thing as Bog Noblins any more.”

The three friends were quiet. Quinn squirmed uncomfortably in his chair.

“You’ll still come to the party tonight, won’t you?” Folly asked Rye finally.

Rye had always wanted to go to a Black Moon Party. She’d heard that villagers roamed the streets in garish clothes, carousing until sunrise. Of course, these days the Laws of Longchance brought curfews, fines and floggings, which put a damper on celebrations of the first new moon each month. And there was also that pesky O’Chanters’ House Rule Number Three.

House Rule Number Three: Lock your door with the Black Moon’s rise. Don’t come out until morning shines.

“Maybe,” Rye said. “I’ll have to wait for my mother to leave the house.”

Her mother had arranged some sort of Black Moon sale at The Willow’s Wares for special customers that night. She’d told Rye she’d need her to watch Lottie and Shady after they had gone to bed, but that she would be home as quickly as she could. If her mother was breaking the House Rule, so could Rye.

“You have to,” Folly implored. “This is no ordinary Black Moon Party. I heard—”

Rye and Quinn prepared for another tall tale.

“—that there’s going to be a secret meeting about …” She looked over her shoulder as if someone might be listening. “The Luck Uglies,” she mouthed.

‘Luck Uglies’ was a name whispered around the docks and darkest taverns, places where men played fast and loose with the laws and their lips. Calling someone a ‘cockle knocker’ or a ‘shad’ might get a child’s tongue tamed with a horse brush. But ‘Luck Uglies’ uttered in the wrong company could earn you a week in the stocks. Of course, like all children, Rye had heard Luck Ugly stories – usually round a fire after dark, or at a graveyard’s edge as the salt mist crept over the tombs – but never from her mother. Folly’s older brothers told one about a Luck Ugly who sharpened his teeth into fangs with a grindstone and fed on village vagrants after dark. Quinn’s father once told him that he’d better eat his cabbage or the Luck Uglies would come to take his dog while he slept.

It was the Luck Uglies who, ten years before, finished off the last of the Bog Noblins shortly before disappearing themselves. Neither group had been particularly missed.

“Luck Uglies?” Rye repeated quietly.

Folly nodded with great enthusiasm. “Maybe it has something to do with the Bog Noblin.”

Quinn rolled his eyes. “When is the meeting to discuss witches and sea monsters?” he asked with an uneasy chuckle.

“I’m coming,” Rye said, making up her mind. Talk of Bog Noblins and Luck Uglies, real or imagined, was too good to miss.

“What about you, Quinn?” Folly asked.

“I don’t think my father would like that.”

“Parents aren’t supposed to like what we do,” Folly said. “That’s their job.”

Quinn bit his lip and thought hard, but shook his head.

“Are you sure?” Rye asked him. “We could go over together.”

She hoped for the company. She’d never been to the Shambles after dark, but she’d heard … things. The Shambles was the one part of town where the Laws of Longchance weren’t enforced – the one place where the Earl’s soldiers dared not tread. Nobody really lived there except the transient shadow brokers who were laying low, biding time or hatching plans, and people like the Floods who profited from them.

“I don’t think so,” Quinn said.

“What’s wrong, Quinn?” Folly said. “Are you afraid the Luck Uglies might get you?”

“No,” Quinn said quickly. “There’s no such thing as Luck Uglies any more, right, Rye?”

“Right,” Rye mumbled, not sounding particularly convincing.

“Of course there isn’t,” Folly said. “Just like there are no more Bog Noblins.” She squinted and eyed Rye and Quinn carefully. “You’re positive you haven’t seen anything out in those bogs?”

“Nothing,” Quinn said, his eyes wide. “Have you, Rye?”

Rye shook her head. She hadn’t seen anything. But she was sure she had heard something last night. A sound like nothing she had ever heard before.

THAT NIGHT, LOTTIE went down without a fuss. Rye couldn’t have been more surprised. Lottie snuggled up with Mona Monster and began snoring fitfully under the covers as soon as Abby blew out the candles. Rye didn’t even need to lie down with her. Abby stoked the fire in the girls’ fireplace and they both slipped quietly from the room.

Shady, on the other hand, was not in a restful mood. He paced the house like a caged bugbear, pawing at the floor and yowling. He climbed up their legs with his long claws. Finally, Abby locked him in her own bedroom.

When Abby returned from her room, she was dressed in her heavy cloak, ready to leave.

“I don’t know what’s got into him,” she said.

Rye watched her mother throw a thick pack over her shoulder. Abby had washed her face and tied her hair in a neat ponytail. Rye held back a smile – Abby had used another blue hair ribbon. Rye thought her mother was quite beautiful despite her old age – she was almost thirty-one. The way folk around the village looked at Abby, they must have thought so too.

“Whose shoes are these?” Abby asked.

“Quinn’s,” Rye said.

“How does someone forget his shoes?”

Abby didn’t wait for an answer. Rye could see in her mother’s body the same anxious energy that was setting Shady on edge tonight.

“Now, Riley, I need you to listen for Lottie, understand? If she wakes up, you take good care of her.”

“Yes, Mama.”

Abby was preparing a lantern. “It’s very important that you stay inside. This is not a night for children to be traipsing about, not even in the yard. Don’t go and fuss with those pigeons. What’s House Rule Number Three?”

“Lock your door with the Black Moon’s rise,” Rye sang, rolling her eyes. “Don’t come out until morning shines.”

Abby smiled and knelt down.

“I do realise I’m telling you to stay inside while I pack a bag,” she said. “But this is an important meeting with some very special customers. They only make it around this way once or twice a year. I’ll be home as soon as I can.”

Rye furrowed her brow. “Just … be careful.”

Abby smiled and touched Rye’s cheek. “I’ll be fine, my darling. There’s nothing to worry about.”

“You’re not worried about …” Rye’s voice trailed off.

“About what?”

Rye picked her fingernails. “Folly said someone saw a Bog Noblin in the bogs. Could it be true?”

“I adore Folly as much as you do, but you must admit she’s never heard a story she couldn’t embellish.”

Her mother’s answer was no answer at all.

“But,” Rye said, “is it possible? I thought there were no Bog Noblins left.”

“You were still crawling the last time a Bog Noblin threatened this village. Don’t fret over them now.”

Rye wanted to ask about the terrible noise she’d heard but, given what she had planned for the evening, she thought it better not to mention that she’d been in the yard just the night before – well intentioned or not.

Abby was almost ready now. Rye had run out of fingernails to pick. Something else remained on her mind.

“Mama,” Rye said. “What about the Luck Uglies? Are you worried about them?”

Abby flinched, as if Rye had pricked her with a pin. She seemed to catch herself and resumed lacing her boots.

“Riley, dear, why would I be worried about them?”

“Well, the Black Moon. Isn’t that when they come out?”

“Where did you hear such a thing?”

Rye shrugged. “I don’t know … around. I think I read it somewhere.”

She hadn’t got to that bit in Tam’s Tome yet, but everyone knew the Luck Uglies once prowled the village on Black Moons, the darkest nights of every month. They wore frightening masks to conceal their real identities, stalking the streets in small packs or flying from the rooftops like bats.

“Darling, you don’t need to worry about any Luck Uglies any more,” Abby said, standing up. “They’re gone. Forever. Earl Longchance made sure of that.” Her voice was flat.

Still, Rye was worried. She vividly remembered her fleeting glimpse of the masked gargoyle on the rooftops. She harboured no illusion that it was a statue come to life, nor a mere figment of her imagination. Could it have been a Luck Ugly?

Abby picked up her lantern and pulled the cloak of her hood over her head.

“Riley,” she said, “follow the House Rules and I assure you that no Bog Noblin or Luck Ugly will ever trouble this family.”

The way she said it, Rye couldn’t help but believe her.

Abby opened the front door and carefully covered her lantern with a sheath to dim the light. A chilly wind rushed in from outside. In her cloak and hood, Rye’s mother was almost unrecognisable. The pinched rise in her shoulders seemed to soften. Her eyes flickered with excitement under her hood. In Abby’s room, Shady scratched at the door furiously.

“You may want to leave Shady in there. I don’t know what’s got into him.”

She blew Rye a kiss with her hand. Rye pretended to catch it.

“Be good, my love,” Abby said, and disappeared into the night.

“I don’t know about this,” Quinn said.

“Don’t worry about it,” Rye said. “Lottie’s fast asleep. She never wakes up once she’s gone down.”

Rye was determined to meet Folly at the Dead Fish Inn, but didn’t want to leave Lottie alone. It had taken a lot of convincing, but Quinn had agreed to come over and stay at the O’Chanters’ house until Rye returned. Rye and Quinn had signalled to each other with their lanterns when Abby had gone and Angus was asleep, and then Quinn ran down the street.

“Aren’t you afraid to go out?” Quinn said.

“You made it, didn’t you?” Rye said.

“I’m only three houses away. You’re going to the other side of the village.”

“I’ll be fine,” Rye said, trying to convince herself. She pulled her cloak round her shoulders and her hood over her head. “Thanks for your help, Quinn.”

“You owe me. And hurry back. How am I going to explain this if your mother gets home before you?”

Rye grabbed her lantern. “I won’t be late. Remember, don’t let Shady out.”

Rye herself had never been out on the Black Moon. It was forbidden for women and children under the Laws of Longchance. Normally it was a half-hour walk to Folly’s house. Rye intended to go as fast as she could to minimise her time on the streets.

Mud Puddle Lane was dark under the best of circumstances, never mind with no moon in the sky. Rye kept her lantern lit at first, although she planned to cover it as soon as possible. She could hear voices and laughter behind the doors, but the dirt street was empty. She could smell tangy-sweet hickory fires from the chimneys; someone was cooking a celebratory treat.

When she reached the end of her road, she stepped carefully over the crumbled section of the village’s wall, now overgrown with weeds and moss. Rye and Quinn played on the wall every day, so she was able to navigate it well, even in the dark.

After Mud Puddle Lane, she crossed into Nether Neck and Old Salt Cross, where the open spaces between houses closed and the cobblestone streets narrowed. In Old Salt Cross the second and third floors of buildings jutted over the streets like tree limbs in a dense forest. Street lamps, though sparse, lit the corners and she was able to dim her lantern. Rye stayed in the shadows, darting from one alley to the next. Other people roamed the village, although most moved silently and alone. Rye avoided everyone. If someone approached, she stepped into a doorway until he passed. There were short cuts to Folly’s, but she intended to stay away from Market Street at all costs. Running into her mother would be scarier than getting snatched by a Bog Noblin.

Rye picked up her pace as she grew more comfortable with the darkness. Skipping from cobblestone to cobblestone, she imagined herself leaping across the rooftops. She gave herself a shiver, wondering whether there was a masked gargoyle up there watching her right now.

She leaped over puddles and flew from an alley on to Dread Captain’s Way when the tall figure stopped her in her tracks. Rye fell backwards on to her bottom and her lantern hit the ground with a rattle. Its flame flickered and died.

The figure loomed over her in its dark robes, orange eyes glowing like fire.

RYE PROTECTED HER face with her hands and peered through her fingers. Spidery wrists stretched from billowing black sleeves, long claws poised to pluck out her eyeballs. Its sharp-toothed mouth scowled down at her from its pumpkin head. Its face was carved like that of a feral cat, with whiskers and angular eyes whose glow came from the candle inside.

Rye lowered her hands. The claws were nothing more than branches, the menacing figure just a Wirry Scare mounted on a tall wooden frame. Apparently wirries weren’t the only things these stickmen frightened. It meant she wasn’t far from the Dead Fish Inn. Maybe Folly helped put up this one herself.

Rye straightened her clothes and scolded herself for being so easily spooked. Before she could rise, she heard the shuffling of boots, the clinking of metal on stone, and a voice yelling, “Did you hear that? It came from over there.”

The source of the voice hurried towards her. Rye looked for somewhere to hide. She lurched forward and rolled under an abandoned farmer’s wagon filled with rotting hay. It wasn’t a moment too soon, as three figures emerged from the alley she’d used.

Rye pressed herself flat on the cold, damp cobblestones. Villagers were not the tidiest folk. She was surrounded by rotting vegetables, other rubbish and an old shoe. She pinched her nose and peered through the spokes of the wagon’s one large wheel.

A man in a brown cloak led the way, scurrying out of the alley like a crab. He was bent and bow-legged, but moved much faster than one would expect given his rickety looks. Behind him lumbered two heavily armoured soldiers, one carrying an enormous axe over his shoulder. They wore the black and blue crest of the House of Longchance on their shields – an iron fist and a coiled, eel-like serpent displaying a gaping maw of teeth. Their armour sounded like Lottie when she got loose amongst Abby O’Chanter’s pots and pans. Rye had never seen, or heard, soldiers armoured so heavily in the village.

The man in front peered through the shadows.

“Bring the light,” he called. “Where are you, rat?”

From the alley, a much smaller person appeared carrying a large lantern. The link rat’s light rattled as he ran. Rye had never met a link rat before, but she’d heard about them from Folly. Link rats were children – usually orphans – paid to guide travellers through Drowning’s streets after dark. It sounded like terribly dangerous work for a child, but if one got lost, hurt or stolen, well, there was always a replacement. Orphans weren’t hard to come by in Drowning. Rye knew Quinn had suffered from nightmares about becoming a link rat ever since he’d lost his mother. It was why he clung so tightly to his father’s side.

When this particular link rat caught up with the other men, Rye saw that he was not much taller than her. His clothes hung in tatters off his narrow shoulders and his straight black hair fell past his ears. Rye also got a better look at the first man’s face squinting in the light. She recognised the dustball eyebrows. It was Constable Boil.

“Over here,” the Constable said, waving to the link rat. “What’s that?”

The link rat moved forward, casting the lantern light on the Wirry Scare. Boil’s feet scuffled forward and the clank of armoured boots stopped less than a metre from Rye’s nose. From under the wagon, Rye could only see their legs.

“Another one,” Boil growled. “Superstitious simpletons. Chop it down.”

Rye watched one of the soldiers brace himself and listened to the chop of the axe. She flinched as the Wirry Scare creaked and splintered.

“You,” Boil said to the other soldier, “keep your eyes peeled. I heard noises over here.”

Rye held her breath and watched the soldier’s feet circle round the wagon. The link rat seemed to have noticed something on the ground. Constable Boil’s feet shuffled round the wagon in the opposite direction. She was surrounded on all sides. When she turned back, her heart nearly jumped out of her chest.

The link rat was just a boy, probably not much older than Rye. His eyes stared into hers without blinking, irises reflecting strange colours in the dim lantern light. Then he looked towards Rye’s own lantern, which lay on its side where she had dropped it, in plain view on the street not far from where the Constable and soldiers were now searching. He turned back towards her again. Rye shook her head, placed her palms together and pleaded with him silently. Her efforts seemed lost on him. It was like he wasn’t looking at her, but through her.

Finally, the boy lifted his index finger as if he was going to point her out to the Constable. Instead, he raised it to his lips – for quiet. With his foot, he gently slid Rye’s lantern under the wagon, hiding it out of sight.

“Boy!” yelled the Constable. “Don’t just stand there, bring the light round.”

The link rat glanced in Rye’s direction one last time and then moved on, following the Constable’s instructions.

There was another chop, then a loud crack, and the Wirry Scare collapsed into a heap on the street. Its pumpkin head rolled off its frame and landed centimetres from Rye’s face. It exploded with a splat as a soldier’s steel boot crushed it with a mighty stomp. Blech, Rye thought. It was going to take forever to wash pumpkin guts out of her hair.

“Let’s go,” Boil barked. “There are plenty more of those dreadful stickmen to be found.”

Rye listened as Boil and the soldiers continued down the street. Only when they sounded far enough away did she crawl out from under the wagon. She watched the link rat’s lantern light disappear as the patrol turned a corner. She wondered why the boy had put himself at risk to help her. What a terrible way to spend the night, trudging around in the cold being bullied by the Constable and those two knot-headed soldiers.

Rye considered turning round and going back home to Mud Puddle Lane. But she was closer to Folly’s house than her own. She wasn’t going to waste any more time sneaking around in the shadows. Rye grabbed her lantern, looked both ways, and ran right down the middle of Dread Captain’s Way as fast as her legs would take her.

Mutineer’s Alley wasn’t an alley at all, but a set of steep stone steps that led down from Dread Captain’s Way in the village proper to the dirt streets, shops and taverns of the Shambles. Ordinarily, it was hard to find unless you were looking for it. But on the night of the Black Moon, two Wirry Scares beckoned from either side of the archway and open torches lit the entrance. Paper lanterns trimmed into grotesque faces lined each step, creating a sinister glowing path down to the banks of the River Drowning.

Rye took a deep breath and started to go down. There was no turning back now.

The main street in the Shambles was a mud walkway called Little Water Street that ran parallel with the river’s bank. It was much busier than the streets Rye had travelled in the village itself. People milled about alone or in groups, both men and women, and no one seemed surprised to see a young girl walking alone after dark. Rye remembered some advice her mother had given her once: Walk strong, act like you belong, and no one will be the wiser.

Rye pulled her cloak and hood tightly round her and moved with purpose. Catching the eyes of a passer-by, she nodded curtly and kept walking.

Those on the streets of the Shambles wore colourful cloaks in hues Rye almost never saw in the rest of the village – bold reds, rich greens and vibrant purples. People kept to themselves, which is not to say they were quiet. She heard a woman laugh as she and her companion stumbled arm in arm into a dark alley. A gimpy man dragged a wooden leg behind him with a step-tap-step-tap.

The shopkeepers were busy even at this late hour, their windows flung open to entice customers in. An artist with a needle tattooed the enormous back of a shirtless man, who grimaced and sipped his ale with every pinch. A shyster played a shell game for bronze bits, making a small blue stone disappear and reappear under halved coconut shells through sleight of hand.

The commotion grew as Rye reached the end of the street. Wandering into the dense crowd, she looked up. In the shadow of the village’s most impressive structure – the great arched bridge that spanned the River Drowning – rose a brooding building made of heavy timber and stone. Candles burned in each window and the revellers spilled down the front steps and caroused in the glowing street. Rye had never seen the Dead Fish Inn this busy before. Boisterous conversations floated through the air and over the river, where Rye could see lights bobbing on the water. Boats and rafts filled the docks tonight. Given all the unfamiliar flags, Rye suspected they’d sailed from towns far upriver to join the festivities.

Wind gusted off the water into Rye’s face and set the black flag flapping over the inn’s massive, iron-studded doors, the white fish bone logo swimming against the breeze. Rye always found it curious that an inn would need doors so thick. Two hulking guards stood watch at the front, joined together from the waist down by some dark magic. Their identical faces, under thick mops of white-blond hair, scrutinised all who tried to pass. Rye knew the intimidating guardians to be Folly’s twin brothers, Fitz and Flint, who, since birth, had shared a single pair of legs. They had the final say over who was allowed passage in or out of the Dead Fish. With their keen eyes and quick fists, there was no sneaking past them. Fortunately, Rye knew another way inside.

She slipped unnoticed down a darkened walkway and tiptoed through the alley behind the inn, taking care to be quiet until she tripped over a body on the ground.

“Ouch,” a voice grumbled, and a dirty hand grabbed Rye’s leg.

“Baron Nutfield?” Rye whispered. “Is that you?”

“Yes!” The voice smelled of ale and onions.

“Let go of my leg and go back to sleep,” Rye said.

He did.

Baron Nutfield was the old man who lived in the alley behind the Dead Fish. He actually lived in a guest room, but the Flood boys threw him in the alley whenever he failed to pay his bill. He spent more time outside the Dead Fish than in it. He claimed to be a nobleman in a county far to the south, but he never seemed able to find his way back there.