The Sons of Scarlatti

So, six minutes later, they found themselves outside the church.

Christabel Coles, vicar of the Church of St James and St John in the village of Langmere, Bucks, had been fond of Finn ever since – in the middle of his mother’s funeral, aged eleven – he held up his hand to bring the service to a halt and demanded to know exactly what a ‘soul’ was and if it did exist then exactly where was his mother right now? Christabel had paused, then said, “Good question,” and sat down in her vestments, ignoring the packed congregation, to discuss it with him. It had been interesting, illuminating and inconclusive, though it had helped both of them to get through the day and they’d become great friends and indulged in many such conversations since, often in the company of this… blessed dog, which Christabel didn’t have the heart to tell Finn she found among the most trying of all God’s creatures.

Finn argued that he could no more leave Yo-yo locked in kennels “than you could lead rich men through the eye of a camel or whatever it is. Y’know, Christabel? Will you look after him? I’ll come to church next week, honest…”

She caved in. “I’ll do my best.”

“Brilliant! Wet food in the morning, dry at night, and just give him a blanket to lie on. Oh and walk him when you can, but it’s just as easy to let him wander.”

“And don’t kill it,” added Al.

“But I will have to tell your grandmother about this!”

“Don’t worry, Al will do that. He’s in enough trouble as it is.”

She watched Finn jump back in beside his unreasonably handsome uncle and gave a little sigh.

Al put his foot down and the Mangusta razzed off, Yo-yo chasing them halfway down the lane.

Trust yourself.

Be yourself.

Just keep going.

It wasn’t much of a legacy, but it was all he had.

“Can we go on holiday now?” asked Finn.

“We can go on holiday now,” replied Al.

The sun was shining and they were roaring through the English countryside in an Italian sports car, headed for the continent on a school day in possession of various bits of scientific equipment, a tent, two fishing rods, half a tube of Pringles and not a care in the world.

Could things be more perfect…?

The beast whipped at the flank of the sow badger again and again and again.

It was an attack so frenzied, venom leaked from the beast’s abdomen, spattering the animal’s hide.

The effects of the cold store and anaesthesia had left it sluggish most of the morning, but the moment it had locked its barbed extendable jaw into the badger flesh, rich blood overwhelmed the beast’s senses and only one thing flashed through its crazed nervous system –

Kill kill kill kill kill kill…

Three Tyros 1 watched.

Two stood well back in Kevlar bodysuits. Fully masked.

The eldest, who couldn’t have been more than sixteen, stood close by in just a hoody and jeans.

It was he who had positioned the badger, crippled but alive, on the north side of the wood. A farm animal would have served just as well, but in the remote chance a walker happened across the body, a dead cow might have given cause for concern and a phone call to a farmer, whereas a dead wild animal was just… nature.

He’d held the beast as it woke. He had touched it: him it would taste, but not attack.

He had released it carefully, directly on to the badger’s side. Now he watched as it drank its fill.

After eight minutes, the beast unhooked its jaws. The sow badger was unconscious. In a few minutes she would be dead.

The beast, fat and drowsy with blood, felt an instinctive urge as its abdomen strained and cells divided and extended in a race to become full, viable eggs.

The Tyros withdrew, as planned, and split up without a word.

Nothing remained of the release operation but an electronic eye concealed in a nearby tree.

THREE

“Help-me-Mrs-Murphy – come to my aid!

You’re gonna flip the pin on my love-grenade!

I-mean boom I-mean bust I-mean whom I-mean us!”

“I wrote that. I was in a band. Do you ‘dig’ that? No. Because you lack the life experience to appreciate the majesty of—”

“Do you see that helicopter?” interrupted Finn, looking back out of the window of the Mangusta.

“That what?”

Al believed in the to and fro of vigorous debate on long journeys and, as such, he and Finn had spent much of the morning arguing about wind turbines, football, whether Concorde could be revived and adapted to fly into space, whether snow was better than powered flight and, if the Nazis had taken over, which of Grandma’s friends would have turned collaborator.

They were just starting on Al’s assertion that “rock music is wasted on kids” when Finn first noticed the chopper.

He craned his neck to get a good look back up the road. Al tried to locate it in his mirrors.

The route was winding and the tree cover heavy, as they were on the edge of the New Forest, but unmistakably, less than a couple of hundred metres behind and above them, a helicopter was swinging back and forth, following the line of the road, getting lower and lower as it went.

“It’s getting really low,” said Finn. “What do you think they’re doing?”

“I hope it’s not your truant officer…” said Al, letting the joke trail off as he became more concerned.

The chopper was approaching fast now, almost skimming the tops of the trees. A couple of cars behind them had both slowed and pulled over.

Al carried on – the chopper didn’t have police markings after all – but as they came over a ridge into more open country it closed in, violently large and loud, bringing itself right up alongside the Mangusta.

“What are they doing?” said Al.

Then a voice echoed out of a loudhailer on the chopper’s belly.

“DR ALLENBY, PULL OVER.”

“They know you?” squealed Finn, impressed.

Al slowed to a halt. The chopper went to land in the road ahead.

“What is this? What’s going on?” said Finn.

Al paused for a moment. “I’m not sure, but at the very least it’s bad manners.”

He suddenly put his foot down. The car shot off. Then Al threw it into a screeching handbrake turn which spun them back the way they came. The V8 engine roared and Finn felt himself pushed back into the leather seat as the acceleration bit – there was no doubt about it, these cars were built to thrill.

“Why aren’t we stopping?” Finn shouted.

“Might be agents of a foreign state… Might be an old girlfriend trying to kill me… But don’t worry, we can lose them in the woods up here.”

Was he joking? He must be joking. Then Finn noticed that Al’s knuckles were white where he gripped the wheel. Finn hunkered down lower in his seat, heart hammering with excitement.

“Drive fast, Al.”

“Check.”

They were closing on the woods, but the chopper was almost upon them.

Again came the voice from the chopper’s loudhailer: “PULL OVER, DR ALLENBY, BY ORDER OF COMMANDER KING.”

Al cursed, slammed on the brakes and spun the Mangusta back to a halt at the side of the road, just short of the trees. The chopper descended gently on to the grass beside them.

Finn was transfixed. “Al…?” he started to ask, but his uncle, too furious to speak, just folded his arms and waited.

Further down the road two police 4 × 4s were approaching. Two men in Security Service suits leapt out of the chopper and made their way over as the engine powered down.

“Sir, you’ve got to come with—”

“Do thank the Commander,” Al interrupted, “but tell him we’re on holiday, tell him we’re ‘en route’, and he’ll have to get in touch next week, and tell him he doesn’t need to bother with all this either. I’m on email, Facebook or even the telephone. Oh, and don’t forget to tell him he’ll have to come crawling to me on his hands and knees while you’re at it…”

“Sir, I have been instructed to inform you the matter pertains to Project Boldklub.”

Project Boldklub? Finn laughed. What a bizarre name. “Who’s that? Some Viking?” He looked at Al.

Al’s face was suddenly still and serious.

DAY ONE 12:38 (BST). Siberia, Russia

The Arctic fox confused it with a lemming at first, but the scent soon became richer and sweeter.

The temperature was 2°C. Summer. Bog and meltwater pools characterised the surface at this time of year, the illusion of thaw. As the fox drew in towards the scent, the salt and sweet notes increased, grew irresistible, sending his nervous system wild.

And then he saw something he didn’t understand.

A man.

The man raised an arm. Fired. Then continued eating his hot dog.

The impact propelled the fox into a gully. As blood seeped through his crystal-white fur, a last survival instinct kicked in, and he curled and clamped his mouth round the wound.

A disc of congealed blood formed on the surface of the tundra. Insects and micro-organisms, adapted to the extreme environment, drew in to feed greedily upon it.

Fourteen metres beneath, in a vast insulated bunker and in simulated tropical luxury, David Anthony Pytor Kaparis lay in his iron lung 1 and waited.

The lung breathed in. The lung breathed out.

It encased him like a coffin, leaving only his head exposed, and that was all but enveloped by a cluster of automated mirrors and optical devices that allowed his gaze to roam free without troubling the muscles in his damaged neck. These mirrors and lenses swivelled and shifted constantly, bending and distorting reflections of his face so it appeared almost pixelated and an observer could never be sure where those eyes were going to pop up next. Eyes of black ice, sour and entombed.

Above him a panoramic screen array carried multiple data, news and intelligence feeds. Optical tracking meant he could manipulate it all at a glance – trawl the web, analyse data, model an idea, visit any place on earth, even (if looks could kill…) order a drone strike.

The meeting in the CFAC at Hook Hall had been relayed to him in real time through a concealed 816-micron digital video camera built into his agent’s spectacles. It was transmitting pictures first to a microprocessor sewn into the agent’s scalp via an induction loop, then via tiny data-burst relays between specially adapted low-energy light bulbs fitted throughout the Hook Hall complex, and thereafter via the Scimitar Intelcomms 8648 satellite to Siberia. Transmission lag to Kaparis – 0.44 seconds.

It was an ingenious system.

His serotonin levels should’ve been satisfactory. Instead Kaparis was intensely irritated. The pictures from the live feed kept jumping because the agent constantly flicked the spectacles up and down. Despite the eighteen months of effort and detailed planning that had gone into this most complicated operation, no one had thought to supply the correct ophthalmic prescription.

1  Was simply doing your job really so difficult?

2  Was it only him that cared about the details?

3  What must it be like to be ordinary?

“Heywood?” Kaparis said, summoning his butler in a cut-glass English accent.

“Sir?”

“Establish who supplied the incorrect lenses for the camera spectacles.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Then have their eyes pulled out. And salted.”

“Yes, sir.”

Killing would be too much. It was important to keep a sense of proportion.

Onscreen, a helicopter hove into view. The image flicked again, taunting his leniency.

“And Heywood?”

“Sir?”

“Record the screams.”

FOUR

DAY ONE 12:51 (BST). Hook Hall, Surrey

Finn’s first view of Hook Hall was from above: a grand old country house with a formal garden, surrounded by a complex of ultra-modern buildings. Outside the largest of these buildings, as they came into land, Finn could see a clutch of officials and lab-coated scientists drawn towards the spot like ants to a dropped ice cream.

Al took off his helmet as they touched down and indicated Finn should do the same.

“We are still on holiday until I say so. OK?”

“If you say so!” Finn yelled back, still numb with exhilaration from the short flight and having already decided to just go with the bewildering flow. He stepped off the aircraft after Al and stumbled self-consciously through the rotor wash, half deaf, towards the small welcoming committee.

A shortish, fattish old man was first to greet them, overwhelmed apparently to be meeting –

“Dr Allenby! An honour! Professor Channing. I reviewed your paper on anti-concentric-kinesthesis.”

“Wonderful. This is Finn,” said Al.

“Hi!” said Finn.

“Is the resort this way?” Al asked.

“Ah…?” said the Professor, confused.

Huge road transporters packed with equipment were lined up outside the large building waiting to go through its hangar-sized doors.

“What an unusual hotel. Is there room service?” said Al.

“Er…”

“Finn likes chips, don’t you, Finn?”

“Or potato wedges,” Finn explained, unsure why this was relevant.

“We have a canteen…?” tried the Professor.

Al took in the line-up of trucks. “What’s all this for? Are you having a pageant?”

By now Professor Channing was completely confused.

“No, it’s… every centrifuge, laser and electromagnetic accelerator we can lay our hands on. This has just arrived from Harwell, part of the new Woolfson Accelerator, and…”

“Oh my goodness, I think I spot an old friend!” said Al, taking off down the line of transporters, Professor Channing trotting to keep up.

Finn’s strong instinct was to keep out of the way, but Al pulled him along front and centre, determined to make a spectacle, leading everyone a merry dance as he searched among the trucks like a weekend shopper in the aisles of Ikea.

As they entered the Central Field Analysis Chamber, Finn felt like they were entering a game, the ‘facility’ level of a first-person shooter – concrete industrial construction, glass control booths, steel gantries and outsize scientific equipment: an outlandish vision of a not too distant future. The big difference here was that real human security personnel carried real guns: large, heavy and scary.

“Aha!” Al cried. “It’s you, Fatty!”

Al seemed to be addressing a large vehicle. But, as they came round it, Finn saw what was inside. Huge quarter-sections of a giant metal doughnut, each the size of a cottage, were being manoeuvred off the transporter by an outsize forklift, a freak-show mirror of perfect polished steel on the inside, a mess of hydraulics and wiring on the outside, featuring domestic plumbing and gaffer tape – a dazzling piece of engineering that looked like it’d been knocked together in a shed: very Uncle Al.

Finn caught his distorted reflection on the perfect inner surface and remembered a night at home the year before when Al had appeared unexpectedly on the doorstep to demand Toad-in-the-Mustard-Hole from Grandma (the family comfort food). He had sworn and ranted at the table saying “they’ve mugged me” and “they have press-ganged Fatty”. There was little indication who ‘they’ or ‘Fatty’ were, but a general hatred and distrust of anyone In Charge had come across before he’d drunk too much and fallen asleep in front of Match of the Day.

“Ah yes, the Fat Doughnut Accelerator you developed at Cambridge!” said Professor Channing.

“Stolen from me a year ago in the dead of night!” said Al.

“Ah… it was?”

Commander King appeared on the gantry above them like a materialising vampire.

Al pretended not to notice.

“Ripped from my still beating breast and shipped to the military by that perfidious, superior, mendacious, warmongering…”

“Dr Allenby.”

“Ah… Lord Vader.”

King allowed himself a minuscule, dry smile (no one else dared) and descended slowly. Finn hid behind Professor Channing.

“As I recall, we commissioned a preliminary study into possible defensive potential only after you had withdrawn cooperation, concealed the sequencing codes and thrown what my nanny used to call ‘a wobbly’?”

“Because I said NO to weaponisation.”

“But you were already working with the military?”

“Only with my guys – and we were having ‘fun’. Didn’t Nanny ever teach you to ‘have fun’, Commander?”

“Certainly not. She taught us Cleanliness, Godliness and to Ignore Naughty Boys.”

“Then what are we doing here? Because I warn you, if you’re on holiday too, there’s no pool.”

“We need you, Dr Allenby. If not your terrific sense of humour.”

There was a cold connection between the two, the ghost of a mutual respect.

“So spill the beans,” said Al.

Without even looking at Finn, King said: “Not in front of the children.”

Uh-oh.

Finn shrank further behind Channing.

“They’re perfectly normal human beings, just smaller and largely odourless. Say hello, Finn, you’re frightening the King.”

Finn emerged from cover.

“Hi. Sir. Finn. I mean, I’m Finn. Not sir. Not you, you’re sir. I’m just…”

“Hello, Infinity, I am sorry we’ve interrupted your excursion. We have a canteen area. There’s a television, some magazines. Why don’t you go with Nigel and he’ll show you the—”

“I think I’ll stay and watch!”

(Canteen. Television. Nigel. Apart from an absurd facility for science and maths, Finn was average or hopeless at most other things, but he did have an Acute Sense of Dread – the one great advantage of being orphaned. Just keep going.)

King, not used to interruptions, raised an eyebrow.

“He thinks he’ll stay and watch,” confirmed Al, dragging Finn forward for a formal introduction.

“Meet my late sister’s child, my sole heir, my DNA. I promised him an adventure and my mother a week of respite care – and that’s exactly what they’re going to get. Wherever I go, he goes.”

Finn felt briefly at ease, proud even, till Al continued, “He may look like a scruffy, not particularly well-coordinated boy from a bog-standard comprehensive…”

“Hey! It’s an academy. It has academy status.”

“…but he’s in the top set for science and maths and has been schooled by me in the wilder side of theoretical physics, rocketry and blowing things up. What’s more, he has a soul a mile deep, a smile a mile wide and can be trusted absolutely.”

Finn thought this might be overselling him a little, but still couldn’t help tacking on, “And I’ve had two letters published in Amateur Entomologist. It’s a specialist magazine.”

“You surprise me,” said King drily and took a step forward so that he and Al were eyeball to eyeball.

“This is an extraordinary situation, an aggregate threat to human life that demands a global response through the G&T and the reconstitution of Boldklub…”

Al whispered back, “He already knows.”

Commander King turned a shade of white not known in nature.

A shade of murder.

Al slapped Finn on the back and drove him on up the gantry.

“What do I know?” Finn whispered.

“Shut up and go with it,” hissed Al.

Up in the control gallery, Finn no longer felt like he was in a video game. Up here it was more like the bridge of a spaceship in some movie. There were banks of computers and displays and an observation window that ran the length of the gallery and looked down across the vast CFAC below.

“Wow!”

Beyond the giant lorries that were depositing the accelerators and physics kit, Finn could see more trucks arriving, military green and brown. He could make out the tarpaulin-covered shapes of what he took to be vehicles, and maybe even a helicopter. Signs were appearing everywhere that warned ORDNANCE – EXTREME CARE – RESTRICTIONS APPLY.

Al headed straight for two soldiers – one huge, the other small and wizened – who had risen to greet him: the first like an old friend, the second with wary resignation.

“Kelly and Stubbs! My boys! The old team back together again!” laughed Al.

Captain Kelly wore an SAS badge and was a comic-book action hero: six foot six and one hundred kilos of scarred flesh and raw power. He poked Al’s chest in mock accusation (nearly breaking his sternum) – “They let you back in?” – before following up with a laugh and a bear hug.

“And Major Leonard Stubbs! Sir!” gasped Al once he was free.

Stubbs grimaced and Kelly ruffled his hair.

“He’s happy,” insisted Kelly. “He’s wagging his little tail.”

With the physique and charm of a defeated tortoise, Engineer Stubbs was technically retired and past pensionable age, but, as a minor genius with both mechanical and information systems who could fix anything, he’d been given an honorary commission at sixty and asked to stay on – which, considering he had never attracted a Mrs Stubbs, was a blessing all round. He clearly didn’t do hugs or emotion, which of course made Al kiss him on both cheeks like a Frenchman.

“For goodness’ sake…”

Al introduced Finn. “My nephew – Infinity Drake.”

“Please, just Finn.”

“I’m looking after him for a week. He’s a short version of me without the looks, brains or char—”

“He always says that.”

Stubbs sighed as if he knew exactly what Finn had to put up with.

“We can shoot him for you. Seriously,” said Kelly, crushing Finn’s fingers with his handshake.

“Ow!”

“Don’t listen to anything these men say,” said Al. “No one knows how they got in here.”

“Seats,” ordered Commander King.

Seats were duly taken. Technicians were setting up a series of digital projectors, fiddling with cables and tapping at keyboards.

As Al took his seat, Finn sat beside him and whispered, “By the way, Al?”

“Hmm?”

“What the hell is going on and why do all these people think you’re some kind of—”

“It’s just what I do. Sometimes.”

“Just what you do?”

“The secret side. There have to be secrets, Finn, to protect the innocent.”

“But how…? When…? Why didn’t you tell me before?”

“When you were eleven? Come on. Who would tell an eleven-year-old something like that?”

This stumped Finn.

“Now go hide,” said Al, nodding to a gap between two banks of computers, out of sight.

“Why?” Finn asked.

“Oh, you’ll see,” said Al.

Screens came online.