The Lost Cats and Lonely Hearts Club: A heartwarming, laugh-out-loud romantic comedy - not just for cat lovers!

“Well, people will be looking at the bride.”

“Yeah, but they’ll be laughing at the bridesmaids.” I hear the car horn outside and know the girls are here to pick me up. “Okay, you’ve got my cell if you need anything.”

“Don’t worry, Miss Shaw, the kittens are in good hands.”

I crack open the door, hoping none of the neighbors will see me but as luck would have it the weather is spectacular and everyone is outside on this beautiful Saturday afternoon. I quickly rush for the car. The guy who lives across the street spots me, starts to laugh, pulls out his cell phone and points it at me to take a photo.

I practically dive into the back seat before he has a chance.

Rory is behind the wheel with Tish riding shotgun while A.J. is next to me. “Drive! Now!”

Rory turns around. “What, you don’t want the neighbors to see you dressed like the Sunkist blimp?”

“Just go!”

She turns back, puts the car in gear and drives off. “Count your blessings. At least you’re not the only one wearing this.”

“Yeah, but I’ll be the only one with a photo that goes viral.”

After a ceremony during which all the people in the church, including the priest, tried their best not to laugh during what is now referred to as “the procession of tangerines”, we all make it to the reception, where thankfully there is an open bar. Of course the bartender can’t help himself and starts laughing as I approach since this outfit just cries out for something sarcastic. He grabs the orange juice and vodka, quickly makes me a Screwdriver. “The perfect accessory for your … dress,” he says, as he hands me the drink.

“Very funny.” But at this point I just need alcohol, so I keep it. I feel a hand on my shoulder and turn around to find Rory with my blind date.

It’s all I can do to keep my jaw from dropping, as the guy is even more handsome than his photo. About six-three, short dark hair, deep-set dark eyes, a classic anchorman’s square jaw, and filling out an expensive dark gray suit like a model.

“Madison, this is Rob.”

He extends his hand. “Great to meet you, Madison.”

I shake it as I can’t help but stare at this Greek god. “Uh, yeah, you too. Thanks so much for bailing me out today.”

“My pleasure. I feel like I already know you since I watch your network. You look very different in person.”

“I would imagine since we all just got here from the citrus queen pageant. The talent competition knocked me out.”

He laughs. “I didn’t mean the dress. You look more … real.”

“Well, they do pile on the makeup at the network.”

Rory lightly touches my arm. “I’ll leave you two to get acquainted.”

“Thanks again, Rory.”

“Yes,” says Rob. “Thank you.” He gestures toward a table. “Shall we?”

It’s very late and I’m slightly buzzed as Rob drives me home. Thankfully he has ignored my hideous outfit and we are really hitting it off. He’s a fabulous dancer and a gentleman, with his hands not going anywhere they weren’t supposed to be. Even during the Bunny Hop.

I can’t help but think how much has changed in just a week all because I inherited a box of kittens. How much I’ve changed. And how quickly I am putting Jeremy in the rear-view mirror to the point I can’t even see him.

Pretty easy with a guy like Rob as my escort.

I point at my house as he turns onto my street. “I know it’s late, but would you like a nightcap or some coffee?”

“Sure, that’d be great.”

I look at my watch and see it’s just after midnight. “Well, it’s past twelve. I guess I didn’t have to turn into a pumpkin since I already look like one.”

He laughs as he pulls into my driveway. “So, you ever gonna wear that thing again?”

“If I’m the grand marshal of a Halloween parade. The minute we get inside I’m getting out of this dress.” He gets out of the car, walks around to my side and opens the door for me. “Thank you, kind sir.” I lead him to the front door just as Kelly opens it.

Her eyes widen as she checks out my date. “Did you have a good time?”

“Yeah. Rob, this is Kelly. She lives down the street and was my sitter tonight. So, were the little guys okay?”

“I was just about to feed them again.”

“I’ll take care of it, Kelly.”

Rob’s face immediately tightens and he puts up his hands. “Whoa, you never said you had kids.”

“I don’t. C’mon in, I’ll show you.” I quickly pay Kelly and thank her. She leaves and I lead Rob over to the box of kittens, beaming like a proud parent. “Aren’t they cute?”

“You hired a babysitter for a litter of kittens?”

“They’re orphans. The mother cat died. So they have to be bottle fed every few hours.”

“You’re kidding.”

“Nope.” The tortoiseshell starts meowing, so I pick it up. “This one’s my favorite. Feel how incredibly soft the fur is.”

He actually backs up a step and puts up his hands again. “Uh, that’s okay.”

“What, you don’t like cats?”

“Not a big animal lover. They’re as needy as children.”

Oh, shit. Is he another Jeremy?

I hold the kitten out toward him. “C’mon, he won’t bite.”

The kitten looks at him and hisses.

Well, so much for that. I pull the kitten back. “Tell you what, Rob, I’ll let you feed one and maybe you’ll change your mind.”

He wrinkles his nose. “Can’t you do that later?”

“No, they’re hungry now. They’re on a feeding schedule. It won’t take long. Half as long if you help me.”

“I thought when you said you wanted to get out of that dress … well, you know …” He gives me a seductive look.

“I meant I was gonna change into something normal.”

He moves forward and takes my shoulders. “Well, regardless of what you meant—”

Anndddd … cue the red flag. “No. For God’s sake, Rob, we just met.”

The kitten lets out a guttural growl.

I back away. “Rob, just so we’re clear, I invited you in so we could have a drink and talk some more.”

“I think we had enough conversation at the wedding. Look, Madison, we’re both adults—”

“Apparently one of us isn’t. Get. Out.” (I’m getting good at this, huh?)

“Seriously?”

I point at the door.

He glares at me, shakes his head, says nothing, turns around and leaves.

Just like that.

The phone immediately rings. Rory. I answer the call as I move to the window and pull back the drapes to see her looking at me from across the street. “What?”

“I’ve heard of a quickie but that’s ridiculous. What happened?”

“He hates cats and kids and is apparently as selfish as Jeremy. When I said I wanted to get out of this dress he thought that meant I wasn’t going to put on something else.”

“Oh. Geez, I thought he was a decent guy. Sorry about that.”

“Hey, you couldn’t know. At least I had fun at the wedding.”

“How are the fur babies?”

“Fine. Oh, get this, the tortoiseshell hissed and growled at him.”

“Hmmm. Very perceptive cat. And protective of you.”

“That’s twice the little guys have saved me.”

“They’re just repaying you, Freckles.”

“I guess. Well, it’s feeding time, so I have to go.” We say our goodbyes and I set about filling up the bottles with formula, then start feeding the tortoiseshell. “Thanks again, kitty.”

Chapter Three

It’s my first day back at work and I cannot wait to get home. The live shot kept me at my job longer than normal, and I’m already imposing on Rory enough asking her to take care of the kittens during the day. But what surprises me is how much I missed my fur babies, especially the tortoiseshell. That kitten has a ton of personality. (I called Rory four times today to check on them, and she called me a helicopter cat parent.) Anyway, I’m speeding through the neighborhood. I slow down for a stop sign and take a quick look in both directions before rolling through it. I’ll see the kittens in a minute.

The flashing lights and the short blast of a siren breaks my train of thought. I look in the rear-view mirror and see the police car right behind me. “Oh, hell. Not now.” I pull into my driveway as the cop stops in front of my house. I open the door and hear the voice over the loudspeaker.

“Please remain in the car.”

I roll my eyes and get back in, reminding myself to be polite and keep my hands in plain sight, then roll down the window as I see the officer approaching in the side mirror. I look up as he reaches the car, not really able to see his face as he’s backlit by the streetlight and is just a silhouette. “Sorry, officer, I was getting out of the car because I actually live here.”

“How convenient. License and registration please.”

I pull the license from my purse and registration from the glove compartment, then hand them to the cop. He shines a flashlight at them. “Huh, you really do live here.”

“I’d have to be kinda stupid to lie to a cop.”

He laughs. “Happens ten times every day, Miss.”

Okay, have to try my best to get out of this. I put on my innocent little girl face (referred to by my friends as my Strawberry Shortcake look), dipping my head and looking up at him through my eyelashes. “So, did I do something wrong, officer?”

“You were well over the speed limit and you blew through a stop sign. What’s your hurry?”

“Trying to get home to take care of four orphaned kittens. My best friend has been stuck at the house bottle feeding them.”

He shakes his head. “Well, that’s a new one on me. Speeding to take care of cats.”

“I’m not kidding.”

“Seriously, Miss …” he looks at the license again. “… Shaw, you couldn’t come up with something better than that?” He pulls out a ticket book and clicks his pen.

“Well, since we’re at my house, why don’t you come in and take a look? And if I’m lying you can write me the biggest, most expensive ticket you can think of. But if I’m not, maybe you’ll cut me some slack.”

“Fair enough. Can’t wait to see this.” He opens the door for me and I get out. Still can’t see his face. “Oh, you’re the TV reporter.”

“Yeah.”

“Thought the name sounded familiar. Anyway, let’s see exhibit A.”

I lead him up the stairs and into my home. Rory is on the couch, busy bottle feeding one of the kittens. “Rory, thank you so much. So sorry I’m late.”

Rory looks up and sees the cop behind me. “What’d you do, get a police escort?”

“No, my lead foot got me in trouble.” I turn to face the cop and get a good look at his face for the first time.

Damn.

The guy is beyond cute. Tall, mid-thirties, maybe six-one, thick black hair and olive green eyes. A face with a five o’clock shadow that’s all angles and planes. A uniform that shows off a lean, muscled physique. His Italian features confirmed by his name plate. Officer N. Marino.

He looks right past me at the kittens. “Well, I’ll be damned. You really were racing home for a bunch of orphans.”

I fold my arms and flash a big smile. “And the defense rests.”

“Point taken. Sorry I doubted you.” He crouches down next to the box. “Where’d you get them?”

I tell him the story. “So, anyway, they’re not ready to adopt out yet and Rory takes care of them while I’m at work.”

He nods as he gently strokes the head of a kitten, which rewards him with a purr. “Very nice of you both.” He stands up and puts his ticket book back in his pocket. “Well, since you win the monthly award for the most ridiculous but honest excuse given to a cop and you’re doing a good deed, I’ll let you off with a warning.”

“Thank you, Officer. I’ll drive safely in the future.” Another dose of Strawberry Shortcake.

He locks eyes with me, sending a bit of electricity through my body as he extends his hand. “Nick Marino.”

I shake hands. “Madison Shaw. And this is my best friend, Rory Callahan.”

“Nice to meet you both.”

He doesn’t look at Rory but keeps his gaze on me, adding a soft smile. Finally he lets go of my hand.

Rory finishes feeding the kitten, burps it, puts it back in the box and stands up. “Well, they’re all fed. I’ll get going.” She grabs my forearm as she leans over to whisper in my ear. “Very cute cop. And he already has his own handcuffs.”

“Rory!” I begin to blush as the officer looks down and laughs. Apparently her whisper carried a bit.

Rory heads for the door. “Anyway, thanks, Officer Marino, for giving my friend a break.”

“My pleasure,” he says, as she leaves and closes the door behind her.

I shake my head as I roll my eyes. “You’ll have to excuse her. She has a dirty mind.”

He flashes a devilish grin. “Fortunately, that’s not breaking any laws. If it were I’d have to arrest the whole city.”

“Would you like some coffee, Officer? It’ll just take a minute.”

“Thank you, but I’ve already had my break and I need to get back on patrol.”

Damn. “Cold soda for the road?”

“Sure.”

I head into the kitchen and open the fridge. “Cream or root beer?”

“Cream.”

I pulled out a can and hand it to him. “Here ya go.”

“Oooh, Doctor Brown’s. The young lady has the good stuff.”

“Only the best for New York’s finest.”

“Thanks, Miss Shaw.”

“Madison.”

“Right, Madison.” He starts to head for the door and I follow. He turns to face me, then shakes his finger at me like a teacher. “Now remember, young lady, no more speeding or running stop signs. Who would take care of those kittens if you got into an accident?”

I playfully put out my lower lip in a pout. “Yes, Officer. I promise to be a good girl. You won’t have to pull me over again.” Though I wouldn’t mind.

He reaches into his pocket and hands me a card. “Here’s my card if you ever need anything.”

“Such as?”

He shrugs. “You know. Ne’er-do-wells harassing you. Jars you can’t open. Cat up a tree.”

“I thought that last thing was the fire department’s jurisdiction.”

“Normally it is, but I’m a cat whisperer. I can talk one down if necessary.”

“Good to know. And now that you mention it, I do often have a problem with opening jars.”

“I’m a Jedi Master at that. Seriously, it’s a really nice thing you’re doing for those kittens.”

“Thanks. At first I thought it would be a burden, but now I really miss the little guys when I’m at work. Hence the lead foot.”

“Well, I know they appreciate the care you’re giving them. Cats are very perceptive creatures. They can sense when someone has a good heart. Anyway, gotta go and thanks for the soda.”

“Thanks for cutting me a break, Officer.”

“Nick.”

“Right. Nick.”

“Well, have a good night.”

“Be careful out there.”

He gives me an old fashioned tip of the hat, then heads out the door. I watch him get into his patrol car, see him shoot me a little smile before he drives away.

Rory is right.

Very cute cop.

And a cat person.

The phone rings the second I close the front door. Rory. Who was no doubt spying on me from her house again. I pull back the drapes and see my best friend through the window as I answer the call. “What?”

“Well?”

“Well, what?”

“Extremely hot cop alert. You could get your own personal Magic Mike sequel going with that one. I detected some definite chemistry.”

“Your radar is spot on. He gave me his card and told me to call if I needed anything. Like someone to open jars. Real cute.”

“Ah, he’s interested.”

“So why didn’t he ask me out?”

“He couldn’t. Yet.”

“I don’t understand.”

“He just let you out of a ticket and it would look like he traded a date with you for that. Either that or he probably figured a girl on national television already has someone.”

“Yeah, I guess that makes sense.”

“But trust me, he will. I saw that look he had.”

“He doesn’t have my phone number.”

“He knows where you live, sweetie. And he’s a cop, he could easily look it up.”

“True.”

“And you have his number. If I were you, I’d start lining up those jars you can’t open.”

I’ve just about made it through my first week at work but I’ve been doing something I’ve never done during my entire career.

Watching the clock.

Generally reporters don’t have time to do that since our days are so busy, but now I look forward to getting home and seeing my furry friends.

It’s four-thirty and thankfully I don’t have a live shot tonight so I’ll be home at a decent hour unless some breaking news keeps me here. Politicians are famous for their Friday afternoon document dumps, so I’m hoping that isn’t the case today. Besides, I’m clandestinely working on finding the smoking gun on a United States Senator who the CEO refers to as “Madison’s white whale.” I keep my research under the radar since I have been told in no uncertain terms to back off. I’ve always wondered if the Senator has photos of the CEO naked with a goat because everyone in the news business knows the guy is the poster child for dirty politicians. But I’m handcuffed since corporate won’t let me expend the time or newsroom resources digging up dirt on the guy. The other reason is that countless reporters have tried to go full Ahab on the guy over the years and come up empty. The Senator is really smart and has the unlimited resources to cover his tracks.

Or make them go away. Which is the scary part.

When I see my boss heading in my direction, I quickly shove my notes in a drawer and smile at him.

Barry Post, my short, bald forty year old News Director, arrives at my desk and leans his bulky frame on the edge. “Your story in the can already?”

Dammit, a document dump. He needs a reporter to go out on something. “Yeah. Why?”

He’s wearing a bit of a smile. “Need to run something by you in my office.” He cocks his head in that direction and gets up, so I follow him. Barry closes the door behind me as I take a seat in front of his desk. “I just got some bad news.”

“What, you sick or something?”

“No, I’m fine. It’s Fred.”

Our senior political reporter who covers the President’s re-election campaign. “What happened?”

“He fell down the stairs getting off Air Force One and broke his ankle. Compound fracture. You know, the kind where the bone sticks through—”

“Yeah, I get it. Ugh.” My face tightens as I try not to picture the accident. “Poor guy.”

“Anyway, he’ll be laid up for several months, and I need someone to fill in for him. Madison, I know this has always been your dream assignment.”

My eyes widen as I can’t help but smile. “Seriously? You want me to—”

“Yeah. Cover the President’s campaign till Fred’s back on his feet. Of course that means being on the road for weeks at a time.”

Suddenly it hits me.

The kittens.

My face drops a bit and he notices. “I thought you’d be doing cartwheels, Madison.”

“I, uh … well, I have some personal obligations. I would, uh, have to make some arrangements.”

“Something with your family? Everyone okay?”

Hell, I can’t tell the guy I might blow off the plum assignment of a career to take care of a bunch of kittens. “Yeah, it’s … well, it’s personal.”

“I hope you’re okay, Madison.”

“Yeah, I’m fine. Listen, Barry, can I let you know on Monday?”

“Sure. But I can’t wait any longer. I need a yes or no first thing Monday morning, and if it’s a no I have to give the assignment to Jennifer.”

He just made the decision even harder.

Chapter Four

It’s Friday night and I’m waiting for Kelly so I can go out and have a drink with my friends.

I need their input on this very difficult decision I have to make. Actually, the most difficult career decision I’ve ever made.

The doorbell rings as I’m staring at the ball of fur asleep in the box. When I get up and open the door I don’t find my cat sitter, but my next door neighbor the veterinarian. “Hi Jeff, I didn’t know you were back. How was your vacation?”

“Wonderful. How was the Hamptons? I hear it’s spectacular.”

“Didn’t go. Long story. I don’t wanna tell it and trust me, you don’t wanna hear it.”

“Oh. Anyway, I just got back and I thought I’d see where the kittens ended up. So, since you didn’t take them with you on your trip did you find a shelter to take them?”

“Nope. They’re still here. I never bothered to look for a shelter. C’mon in and check ‘em out.”

He moves inside, crouches down next to the box and starts to examine the kittens. “They look very well fed. And clean. You’re doing a really good job with them. I’m impressed. If you ever want a job as my assistant, let me know.”

“I cannot take all the credit. Rory runs kitten day care for me while I’m at work.”

“Now that’s a true friend.” He reaches into the box and pulls out a kitten. “Let me give them a quick check. This one looks good.” He picks up each one and nods. “They look fine, Madison. Bring ‘em by the clinic next week and I’ll give them a thorough exam. No charge.”

“That would be nice. Thank you.”

He stands up and smiles. “I must say, I never expected this from you.”

“I never expected this from me either. But I got attached to them really quick.”

“And they can get attached to you. When you get kittens that young, they can imprint on you.”

“Huh?”

“Imprinting. That means they think you’re their mother.”

I stir my drink, not really looking at it but deep in thought.

Presidential campaign.

Leaving kittens who think I’m their mother. Would it break their little hearts?

Don’t answer that.

“Earth to Madison …”

I look up and see my three friends staring at me. “I’m sorry. I’ve never been in a position where I have absolutely no idea what to do. It’s the assignment every reporter dreams about, and it should be a no-brainer. But … damn, I just don’t know.”

Rory reaches over and pats my hand. “Whatever you decide, we’ll support you. You know that.”

A.J. sips her drink. “You leanin’ one way or the other?”

“It changes every five minutes. Of course it doesn’t help that if I turn it down the queen bitch of the newsroom will get the assignment. And she would find a way to rub it in my face every day till the election.”

“Don’t even take that into consideration,” says Tish. “I know you, and I know you want someone else to make this decision for you. That ain’t happenin’. This one you’ve got to figure out for yourself.”

“I know. At least I’ve got till Monday morning. Dammit! Why does this have to happen now?”

“Because sometimes life gets in the way of our plans.” Like I said, Tish is the most logical. “Perfect timing is a rare thing.”

A waiter interrupts the conversation as he slides a drink in front of me. “From the man at the end of the bar, near the door.”

I look up and see a short, bald guy with a goatee in a leather jacket and a spider web tattoo on his neck. Totally out of place in a classy bar like this one. He shoots me a smile while chewing on a toothpick. Not remotely my type. I shake my head. “Not now.” I hand the drink back to the waiter. “Tell him thank you but I have a boyfriend.”

“Sure thing.” He heads back to the bar as I turn to my friends. “Didn’t need the kittens to eliminate that one.”

Rory laughs. “A man is the last thing you need tonight. Neither is a ride on a Harley.”

“I dunno,” says A.J. “It might clear her head.”

“The man or a ride?”

“Both, with or without the motorcycle.”

Just as she says that, the drink reappears in front of me, hand delivered by the guy. “I bought you a drink, least you could do is take it.”

I look up at him and lean back since the guy smells like an ashtray. “Look, I’m not available, so send it to some other girl.”