Star Romance The Pirate and the Singer

And what else is there to listen to? You are not in open space, on your own ship, where you can listen not only to music, but also to songs.

LORD KAK

I don't know about you, colleagues, but this really offends me. Just think about this nonsense. If I start singing songs, the atmosphere on the planet will disappear. Am I really that powerful in my exhalation?

LORD CHARLS

Yes, brother, it's different here. Musical sounds, unlike noisy ones, resonate with the internal atmosphere of the room, and after resonance, it moves to the walls and resonates the surface of the planet. Am I right, Lord Ver?

LORD VER

Absolutely, Lord Charles. With just one song, we can shake Mars so much that it will affect its rotation around the axis.

LORD DONN

It's slowing down, and soon it will be like Venus. That's why the severe frosts don't let up, they just keep increasing.

LORD KAK

But on Earth, Lord DONNA, everyone sings and nothing terrible happens?!

LORD DONN

On Earth, the density of the atmosphere, stable rotation around its axis, and the distance from the Sun harmoniously create such a magnetic field that it is capable of retaining the atmosphere without experiencing resonant evaporation.

LORD VER

Well said: resonant evaporation. Do you know the ancient history of the asteroid belts in the quadrant between the orbits of Mars and Jupiter? And why there is also an asteroid belt on Jupiter's orbit itself?

LORD KAK

I honestly don't know.

LORD CHARLS

LORD KAK, did you forget that we covered this in elementary school? Everyone knows this!

LORD KAK

LORD CHARLS, calm down. I knew it too, but then I thoroughly forgot it as unnecessary. Why clutter my brain? I keep only what I need in my head. They are in good condition and always at hand when needed. But I won't refuse if you remind me.

LORD CHARLS

So, the belts in the quadrant and in Jupiter's orbit appeared due to the explosion of the planet Aster, on which decoded digital packets found in the memory of each asteroid of these belts black on white sealed the emerging resonance.

LORD DONN

And from that moment, all the inhabitants on the planet suddenly started singing so loudly and in unison that the planet was shattered into asteroids due to the resonance.

LORD VER

That's why they are called that?

LORD DONN

Yes.

LORD KAK

So, what about the asteroid belt in Pluto's orbit? Is that from here too?

LORD CHARLS

Here's a slightly different story. The creators, in order to balance the rotation speed of the planets on their orbits and also protect them from larger comets that could easily shatter and destroy any planet in our system, simply attracted satellites from other systems.

LORD VER

Therefore, it would be more accurate to call the outer quadrant beyond Neptune's orbit a satellite belt rather than an asteroid belt.

LORD KAK

And where did the Earth get the Moon? Did it fly in from the asteroid quadrant? But it's the size of a satellite?

LORD DONN

Here an unexpected incident occurred. When the planet Aster exploded, the resulting shock wave of solar wind from the dense hot plasma propelled our Mars towards Earth. But it is widely known that two identical poles repel each other.

LORD KAK

And what?

LORD VER

And then the speed of Mars' approach to Earth began to slow down, but the docking still happened, and a piece broke off from Mars. Due to inertia from the collision, Mars eventually returned back to its orbit over a billion years. But it became

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LORD VER (continuing)

smaller. However, the density of the broken piece or the Moon, as it is now called, could not withstand Earth's magnetic field, and having its own magnetic field, while not rotating on its axis, proves its connection to Mars rather than Earth. Although this is a debatable topic…

LORD DONN

Just imagine, QWARTALLION inhabitants of the planet singing the hymn of the United Aster Planet Coalition in unison.

LORD KAK

Simpler? I forgot the table of digital names.

LORD CHARLS

Миллиард миллиардов, это QWARTALLION. Или 10 в 18 степени.

(английский)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WXX031WtoaaMi5pyL5xzZOGfFH3wiGrQ/view?usp=sharing

LORD KAK

Horror.

LORD VER

That's why all types of song performances are banned on all planets in the solar system.

LORD KAK

But on Earth they sing?

LORD CHARLS

While they sing. There is still very little population there. But wait. They will also ban it there.

LORD KAK

Sounds like my colleagues have overloaded me, and I got a bit confused. I need to reboot my brain.

LORD KAK rises, swaying, and leans on the shoulder of LORD DONN, who is sitting nearby.