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The Missing and the Dead
Tufty handed her a mug. ‘What did you do?’
‘Smiled sweetly and said, “Yes, Guv.”’ Her shoulders dipped. ‘What was I supposed to do? Kick off in the canteen?’
Logan nodded back towards the older part of the building, where the main office was. ‘You want me to have a word?’
She grimaced. ‘Think that’s going to help me get into CID? Constable Janet Nicholson, chippy feminist?’
‘Maybe not.’ But that didn’t mean they were going to get away with it. Logan took another bite of pastry. ‘I’m off to Fraserburgh after. Might do Peterhead too, depends if anything comes up.’ He pointed at Deano. ‘You and Tufty keep hitting the harbours. Janet, take the other car and drift by Alex Williams’s place every half-hour. Can’t stop the two of them getting back together, but we can let Alex know we’re watching.’
A nod. ‘Sarge.’
‘When you’re not there, do a general sweep of the area. Everyone needs to remember that we’re the ones keeping the peace here, not some MIT bunch of bum-weasels.’
The patrol car slid into New Pitsligo, the grey buildings and grey streets washed with amber streetlight. Going the long way round to Fraserburgh. Taking a detour through the wee town’s side streets. Peering into front and back gardens. Doing exactly the same thing he’d told Nicholson to do. Being seen. Flying the flag for community policing. Letting people know he was out there.
Singing along to whatever tune popped into his head as the car radio crackled and bleeped with snippets from the investigation going on at Tarlair Outdoor Swimming Pool. Fingertip search of a cliff, by torchlight. Someone was off their rocker.
And still no sign of anything turning up.
Back onto the A950. Then a left onto the Strichen road. Blackened fields. Clumps of trees looming from the shadows. Stars like tiny LEDs sprinkled across treacle. The moon a ball of darkness with a faint sliver of white on one edge. A flock of sheep, their eyes shining like vampires’ in the headlights.
His Airwave bleeped, cutting off a spirited rendition of the Birds Eye Steakhouse Grills advert: ‘Hope it’s chips, it’s chips …’ He took one hand off the wheel and clicked the button. ‘Go ahead, safe to talk.’
‘Sarge, it’s Janet. Been past Alex Williams’s – they’re both sitting in the lounge, watching the TV. You’d think butter wouldn’t melt. I mean, after what Williams did …’
‘I know. Keep an eye out. I’m winning that bet – no one dies.’
‘See if someone tried to do that to me? I’d have their kneecaps off.’
‘No one gets crippled either.’
A pause.
‘Sarge?’
‘What?’
‘Why haven’t I got a nickname? I mean Stewart’s Tufty, Dean’s Deano. Even you’ve got one. I’m just Janet. Or Nicholson. Is it because I’m a woman?’
‘You’re kidding, right?’ Frown. ‘Well … what do you want to be called?’
‘Oh no you don’t – only tosspots pick their own nickname.’
‘We could call you Constable Pain-in-the-Hoop?’
‘Funny.’ Voice flat. ‘Good job I’m wearing my stabproof vest, razor-sharp wit like that. Ha. Ha. Etc.’
‘Listen, do me a favour: have a bit of a drive round on Rundle Avenue. I want Frankie Ferris to know we’re watching him. Keep him on edge.’
‘God: a cow on the road, a bit of standing about behind a cordon, and the chance to kerb-crawl past a druggie scumbag’s house for the rest of the shift? All in one day? You’re right, why would anyone want to abandon that for a life in CID?’
Strichen was as small as it was quiet. But Logan gave it the same treatment – up and down the side streets. Look at me, I’m a police officer. Your taxes at work. The only thing even vaguely noteworthy was the naked man duct-taped to the ‘STOP’ sign outside the town hall on the corner of Bridge Street and the High Street.
Well … he was probably naked. It was difficult to tell under all the treacle and feathers. And they hadn’t exactly skimped on the duct tape either.
Logan buzzed down the pool car’s passenger window. Leaned across the seats. ‘You OK?’
Mr Tar-And-Feathers blinked back at him, then released a lazy grin. ‘I’m … I’m getting mar … married!’ The words all slurred and wobbly.
‘Congratulations.’ He buzzed the window back up again and headed off north towards Fraserburgh.
‘Control to Shire Uniform Seven.’
Logan looked left and right. No one else in the aisle. All alone with the rows and rows of soup tins. He pressed the button on his handset. ‘Safe to talk.’
‘You’re in Fraserburgh tonight? Anywhere near Arran Court?’
‘No idea. I’m in that Tesco on South Harbour Road.’ The tattie and leek was cheap. But not as cheap as the lentil.
‘Neighbours are worried about a Mrs Bairden at number twenty-six. Not been seen since yesterday morning. History of heart problems. Not answering the door or the phone.’
Lentil it is. Three tins went in the basket, joining the multipack of generic salt-and-vinegar and a bog-standard loaf of white.
‘Give me five minutes.’
‘Will do.’
Quick march, round the corner and a few aisles down, where the medicines and toothpaste lurked. Condoms, pile cream, antacids, eyedrops … Ah. There they were. Laxatives.
It’d break the weekly budget, but what the hell. Sometimes you had to live a little.
He picked two different brands at random and flipped them over to read the instructions.
A tap on his shoulder.
Logan turned to see a young woman in the standard blue-short-sleeved-shirt-and-black-trouser uniform. An ‘ASK ME ABOUT CAR INSURANCE’ badge pinned above the one with her name on it: ‘AMANDA’. She smiled up at him. ‘Are you looking for something specific?’
‘Do you have anything really strong and quick-acting?’
She picked a green-and-yellow packet from the shelf. ‘My nan uses these – gentle, predictable relief.’
‘Nah. I’m looking for something a bit more aggressive. Wire-brush and Dettol time. Got anything that fits the bill?’
9
Arran Court. A single row of terraced houses: white harling walls, slate roofs; the occasional block of dark wood connecting upper and lower windows. The street was hidden away in Fraserburgh’s winding knot of cul-de-sacs. Surrounded by the back gardens of other buildings. A small patch of green sat opposite, lit by the yellow glow of a concrete lamp post. A handful of cars parked in front.
Logan counted the doors off, and stuck the patrol car in front of number twenty-six.
Three middle-aged women formed a clot by the garden gate. Two of them sitting on the low wall between it and number twenty-five. The third pacing back and forth, leaving cigarette trails in the street-lit air. All of them in pyjamas and dressing gowns.
Peaked cap on, out into the night. Logan clunked the car door shut and marched over. ‘Does anyone have keys?’
The woman with the cigarette stopped pacing and stared at him. Face souring. ‘You think we’d be standing here like lumps if we did?’
‘How about relatives? Or maybe a carer?’
One of the wall-sitters shook her head. ‘Her daughter, Sandra, lives three streets over, but she’s in Edinburgh for a thing.’
He stepped through the gate. ‘And you’re sure she’s not gone out somewhere? Night out in Aberdeen? Visiting friends in Peterhead?’
Number three sniffed. ‘She’s got a heart condition. What if she’s dead?’
Logan tried the door handle. Locked.
No lights on inside.
‘OK, let’s try round the back.’ He pointed at Mrs Cigarette. ‘Do you have the daughter’s mobile number?’
She dug a mobile from her dressing-gown pocket, poked at the screen, then held the thing out. ‘Ringing.’
He took it. Stuck it against his ear as he marched to the end of the street and slipped around the side of the last house. A little lane ran between the back of Arran Court and the rear of the next street over. Logan counted his way along the patchwork of wooden fences to number twenty-six as the mobile phone rang. And rang. And rang.
And finally, ‘Hello?’ A woman’s voice, thin and nervous.
‘Is this Sandra Bairden?’
There wasn’t a gate into the back garden. Instead, a seven-foot-tall woven wood screen stretched the length of the garden. It wobbled when he grabbed hold of it.
‘Who is this?’
‘I’m a police officer. I don’t want to worry you, Sandra, but your mum’s neighbours are concerned about her.’
He put one foot on the low brick wall and pulled himself up. A single light was on in the house, shining faintly through a small pane of rippled glass. Probably the bathroom. The garden wreathed in gloom.
‘Oh God … Is it her heart?’
‘Could be nothing at all. We just want to make sure she’s OK.’ He gave the fence another shoogle. Better do it quick before the whole thing came crashing down. Up and over. Thumping down with both feet in a vegetable patch.
‘I … I knew I shouldn’t have left her alone … But it was a work thing and—’
‘Let’s not jump to any conclusions.’ Crunching out through the woody stalks of leeks on parade, the air filled with the sharp scent of fresh onion. Back door. ‘Do you know if your mother keeps a spare key anywhere on the property? Under a plant pot? Something like that?’ He unclipped his torch from the stabproof and clicked it on. Swept the LED beam around the garden.
‘No, definitely not. She’s very security conscious …’ A sob rattled from the phone’s speaker. ‘Please let her be all right …’
One of those ridiculous half-terrier garden ornaments sat by the back door – as if the dog was digging its way through the paving slab down to the house foundations. He nudged it over with his toe. A single key was taped to the underside.
Yeah, because that was the last place a burglar would look.
He pinned the phone between ear and shoulder, picked the key up and slipped it into the back-door lock. ‘It’s OK, I’m letting myself in now.’
The kitchen was in darkness. ‘Mrs Bairden? Hello?’
Silence.
‘Oh my God, she’s dead, isn’t she?’
‘Mrs Bairden? It’s the police, are you OK?’ He clicked on the light. Yellow and blue tiles on the walls, grey faux-marble worktop, white units.
Through into the hall. Click. Photos on the walls, leading up the stairs: an overweight little girl playing with a big hairy dog, the same girl in school uniform with missing front teeth, then getting older, married, looking more tired and more worn down as she aged.
‘Why did I have to come to Edinburgh …?’
‘Mrs Bairden? Hello?’
Up to the landing.
Light seeped out under the bathroom door, the drone of an extractor fan, muffled by the door.
Logan knocked. ‘Mrs Bairden? Are you in there?’
He tried the handle. Locked.
‘I’m so stupid …’
Another knock. ‘Mrs Bairden?’ He stuck his ear against the door. Was that a voice? Barely audible under the extractor fan’s incessant buzz. ‘Mrs Bairden, I’m coming in.’
Logan pulled a handful of change from his trouser pocket. Took a two-pence piece and slotted the edge of it into the little twiddly thing beneath the handle. Twisted it left till the lock went clack.
The door swung open, revealing a small bathroom clarted in pink floral tiles. A salmon-coloured suite. And a very pale old lady – naked in the bathtub, surrounded by filthy water. Thin grey hair. Sunken cheeks. One shoulder hunched. The left side of her mouth drooping.
Logan stuck the mobile phone on mute. Popped it on the pink cistern, next to the Spanish flamenco-dancer toilet-roll cosy. And knelt beside the bath. Put two fingers against Mrs Bairden’s neck.
Then grabbed his Airwave and called for an ambulance.
‘… join us after the break when Josie and Marshal have to decide who’s—’
Logan poked the remote and the voice-over idiot on the TV was replaced by canned laughter on some mediocre sitcom.
The Fraserburgh station canteen was empty, except for him and the furniture. The blinds on the round window pulled tight, jaundiced light seeping through from the street outside.
His cheapo lentil soup wasn’t too bad with a good slug of chilli sauce – pilfered from the back of the cupboard. The bottle had ‘ERIN’S ~ HANDS OFF YOU THIEVING SODS!’ printed across it in angry black Sharpie letters. As if that was going to do any good.
Leave food lying about in a police station and you deserved everything you got.
A bleep from his Airwave. ‘Anyone in the vicinity of Cruden Bay, we’ve got reports of an IC-One male threatening to commit suicide …’
He ripped a chunk off the slice of toast and dipped it in the soup. Butter made round shiny slicks on the surface.
A dog-eared copy of the Aberdeen Examiner lay open on the table in front of him. Big two-page spread about the first day of Graham Stirling’s trial. ‘FAMILY’S AGONY OVER “SICK CLAIMS”’ and a big photo of Stephen Bisset, taken before Stirling got his hands on him. A smiling, unremarkable man, in a blue jumper and white shirt. Side parting and a cheesy grin. Holding a baby in his arms. His teenaged kids stood at his shoulders, with matching eyes, smiles, and long black hair: ‘HAPPY FAMILIES: LEFT TO RIGHT
Logan flipped the page to an opinion piece about a woman who’d scalded her husband with chip fat. Had another dunk of toast in his soup. Scanned an article about the drive-by execution of three gang members down in Liverpool. Another about a member of the Scottish Parliament caught thrashing out a ‘private member’s bill’ in the women’s toilets after hours.
His Airwave bleeped, then DCI Steel’s gravelly tones ground out of the speaker. ‘Laz? Where the hell are you?’
Great – couldn’t even eat his cheapo soup in peace.
He thumbed the button. ‘Busy. What do you want?’
‘How come I can’t find anything in this warren you call a police station? Where are the marker pens?’
A spoonful of lumpy lentil. ‘Hector nicks them all.’
‘Who the hell is Hector? I’ll kick his bum for him.’
‘Too late for that: he died years ago.’
‘Hilarious. Where’s the damn pens?’
‘And now he haunts the corridors of Banff station, terrifying probationers and anyone foolish enough to venture upstairs after dark … Wooo-oooo-ooohhhh-ooo!’
Silence.
He crunched on a mouthful of toast.
‘You finished?’
‘What? Not my fault. He’s the station ghost, and every time a pen goes missing, it’s Hector’s fault. Try the old VIPER room on the top floor, next to the shower room. There’s usually a box up there.’
‘When you getting back? I need to go round all the registered stots, fiddlers, nonces, and paedos in the area.’
‘So? You’ve got every spare body in the northeast: go visiting. Knock yourself out.’
‘Need me some local knowledge.’
‘Your team—’
‘Are a bunch of numpties. Wouldn’t trust them to interview their bums for love bites. So …?’
More soup. ‘Depends if I get free later. I’ll let you know.’ Ha, no chance. ‘Got to go.’
Another dollop of stolen hot sauce. Definitely improved the taste.
The door opened behind him. ‘Sarge.’
He looked back over his shoulder and gave a one-spoon salute. ‘Syd. How’s the menagerie?’
A shrug. ‘Enzo’s OK, but Lusso bit Dino. Right on the bum.’ Constable Fraser’s black, police-issue fleece was frayed around the collar and sleeves, the thick leather dog lead draped across his shoulders and clipped together behind his back. Like BDSM braces. Black-and-white checked ‘POLICE’ baseball hat on his head, the brim worn and hairy on one side. The less than subtle waft of Eau de Labrador. ‘Don’t know what he’d been doing, but he probably deserved it.’
Logan stared at him. ‘Your dog bit Deano? He bit Constable Scott? When did this happen?’
‘What?’ Syd curled his top lip, pulled his chin back into his neck. Then the frown slipped from his face. ‘Ah, OK, no, not Deano, Dino. D.I.N.O. My Alsatian. He likes to wind the other two up.’
Thank God for that. Logan hissed out the breath he’d been holding. The paperwork would’ve been horrendous.
Syd clumped over to the kitchen that took up one corner of the large room. Stuck a Tupperware box in the microwave and set it humming.
‘I need a car over to Market Street, Macduff. Reports of an elderly woman in distress wandering the street.’
Nicholson’s voice barked out of the Airwave handset. ‘Roger that, Control – on my way.’
Logan went back to his soup. ‘You not out searching Tarlair?’
‘Nope. You cancelled that drugs op, so me and Enzo ended up checking suspicious packages down the post office. Got three lots of coke, two of resin, and a teeny-tiny bit of heroin. Probably has a street value of eight pounds fifty, but every little helps.’
Ding.
Syd went rummaging in the cutlery drawer and carried the Tupperware back to the table. Pulled out the chair two down from Logan and settled in. Creaked the top off the container. The smell of rich Indian spices wafted out, covering the one of wet dog. ‘Know if they’ve ID’d the girl yet?’
‘MIT’s handling it. Think they’d tell me?’
‘Probably not.’ A fork dug into the curry, pulled out a mound of chickpeas and onion. ‘What’s happening with your warrant? Me and the hairy loons were looking forward to that.’ He took off his baseball cap, exposing a swathe of shiny scalp, fringed with close-cropped grey. ‘Got nothing special on tomorrow, if you’re up for it?’
‘Can’t – got the Stirling trial. Maybe Wednesday? Assuming they’ll give me the bodies with this Tarlair thing going on.’ A spoonful of lentils helps the bitterness go down. ‘Surprised they’ve not got you out there sniffing round the swimming pool too.’
‘No one ever calls in the dogs as a first resort.’ Another forkful of chickpeas. ‘More fool them.’
‘I’ll see what I can do.’
Another handset bleep. ‘Control to Bravo India One, safe to talk?’
Syd pointed at the TV. ‘You watching this pish?’
‘Just on for the company, to be honest.’
The Duty Inspector’s voice yawned out of the speaker: ‘Go ahead.’
‘Cool.’ He grabbed the remote and went spinning through the channels. ‘You hear about Barney Massie? Up running that fatal RTA in Kirkwall, when he gets a challenge on his team’s expenses.’
‘Co-op in Aberchirder’s had its front window panned in and the Cashline machine taken.’
A groan came from the Airwave. ‘Not another one …’ A sigh. A pause. Then the Duty Inspector was back. ‘OK. I’ll be right over.’
‘Some wee numptie in Tulliallan calls him up to give him a roasting: “What’s all these claims for flights? Did no one even think of taking the train?”’
Logan stared at him. ‘To Orkney?’
‘Exactly.’ More chickpeas. ‘The job is well and truly buggered.’ Another jab at the remote produced a repeat of Chewin’ the Fat – a pair of sailors chuntering out filth while their boat heaved through a storm. ‘Still, only eight paydays to go.’
‘Thanks. Rub it in. I’m stuck here till I’m sixty-five.’
On the TV, the seamen were replaced by Ford Kiernan buying a pie and a Paris bun.
‘Got a big farewell bash planned: thirty years of keeping Grampian Police on the straight and narrow.’
Logan sucked in a breath. ‘Better watch that kind of rebellious talk. There is no Grampian Police, there is only Police Scotland. All bow to our conquering overlords.’
‘Ah, screw them. What they going to do, fire me?’
There wasn’t much to see at Broch Braw Buys at five to midnight on a Monday night.
It was wedged between the Coral betting shop and a chip shop. Both closed for the evening. The Kenya Bar and Lounge on the corner had its door shut, the metal gate locked over the top. The sound of hoovering rattled out from somewhere inside.
Logan closed the pool car’s door and crunched his way through little cubes of broken glass.
They’d obviously used the same tactics to get into the place and steal its cash machine, because the shop’s front window was now boarded up with chipboard. Someone had stapled a poster right in the middle of the raw wood: ‘£1,000.00 REWARD FOR ANY INFORMATION LEADING TO THE BASTARD’S WHO DID THIS GETTING THEIR LEGS BROKEN!!!’
Logan reached out and tore it down. While a nice sentiment, it wasn’t exactly legal. And besides, that misplaced apostrophe grated.
He stood on the pavement and did a slow three-sixty.
Fraserburgh was quiet: no sound but the far-off burr of the occasional vehicle cruising some distant street. Not cold, but not exactly warm either. The roads washed in anaemic sodium light.
When did the call to the Duty Inspector come through? Couldn’t have been much more than half three. So whoever it was going round nicking cash machines, they were either getting bolder, or stupider. Or maybe they simply had a schedule to keep?
Four cash machines in three days. If there wasn’t a Major Investigation Team set loose on the case already, there would be by tomorrow morning. Earnest-faced plainclothes officers stomping about the countryside with their hobnail boots and fighting suits. Getting on everyone’s nerves and lording it over the poor sods in uniform who’d have to clear up the mess they left behind.
Divisional policing, that’s where all the cool kids were …
10
The countryside swept past, dark and blurred, the road ahead picked out by the patrol car’s headlights. Glinting back from the cats’ eyes. A pulsing off-and-on glow as Logan tore down the dotted white line.
A sea of stars stretched from horizon to horizon. The water an expanse of slate grey to the left, bordered by cliffs. The distant glimmer of house lights.
Logan battered to the end of ‘Started Out With Nothin’, drove in silence for a minute, then launched into ‘Living Is a Problem Because Everything Dies’. Making up half of the words as he went along.
Sooner the Big Car was back with its working radio, the better. Honestly, it—
His Airwave gave the point-to-point quadruple bleep. ‘Shire Uniform Seven, safe to talk?’
‘Go ahead, Deano.’
‘Got a couple of guys in Gardenstown who think they saw Charles Anderson, Sunday last. Said he was off his face with the drink and spewing his hoop over the side of his boat.’
‘Anything else?’
‘Been talking in the pub earlier about going up to Papa Bank or Foula Waters, hunting haddies.’
Better than nothing.
Logan tapped his fingertips against the stubbly hair above his ear. ‘So, maybe he’s not missing at all. Maybe he’s gone fishing?’
‘Still should be answering his radio, unless the power’s gone. Could be adrift, middle of the North Sea?’
‘Pretty certain the radio has to have batteries. Health and Safety.’
‘True.’
Round the next bend, and the bright lights of Macduff twinkled in the distance. ‘Tell Tufty to get the kettle on. I’ll be home in five.’
More dark fields. More cloudy silhouettes of trees. Then ‘WELCOME TO MACDUFF’. Someone had hung a white sheet, with ‘HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY CAZ!!!!!’ splodged across it in black paint, under the limits sign. A couple of gaily coloured balloons were tied to the posts, sagging like a miserable clown’s testes.
