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Second Book of Verse
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CRUMPETS AND TEA

THERE are happenings in life that are destined to riseLike dear, hallowed visions before a man's eyes;And the passage of years shall not dim in the leastThe glory and joy of our Sabbath-day feast, —The Sabbath-day luncheon that's spread for us three, —My worthy companions, Teresa and Leigh,And me, all so hungry for crumpets and tea.There are cynics who say with invidious zestThat a crumpet's a thing that will never digest;But I happen to know that a crumpet is primeFor digestion, if only you give it its time.Or if, by a chance, it should not quite agree,Why, who would begrudge a physician his feeFor plying his trade upon crumpets and tea?To toast crumpets quite à la mode, I requireA proper long fork and a proper quick fire;And when they are browned, without further ado,I put on the butter, that soaks through and through.And meantime Teresa, directed by Leigh,Compounds and pours out a rich brew for us three;And so we sit down to our crumpets – and tea.A hand-organ grinds in the street a weird bit, —Confound those Italians! I wish they would quitInterrupting our feast with their dolorous airs,Suggestive of climbing the heavenly stairs.(It's thoughts of the future, as all will agree,That we fain would dismiss from our bosoms when weSit down to discussion of crumpets and tea!)The Sabbath-day luncheon whereof I now speakQuite answers its purpose the rest of the week;Yet with the next Sabbath I wait for the bellAnnouncing the man who has crumpets to sell;Then I scuttle downstairs in a frenzy of glee,And purchase for sixpence enough for us three,Who hunger and hanker for crumpets and tea.But soon – ah! too soon – I must bid a farewellTo joys that succeed to the sound of that bell,Must hie me away from the dank, foggy shoreThat's filled me with colic and – yearnings for more!Then the cruel, the heartless, the conscienceless seaShall bear me afar from Teresa and LeighAnd the other twin friendships of crumpets and tea.Yet often, ay, ever, before my wan eyesThat Sabbath-day luncheon of old shall arise.My stomach, perhaps, shall improve by the change,Since crumpets it seems to prefer at long range;But, oh, how my palate will hanker to beIn London again with Teresa and Leigh,Enjoying the rapture of crumpets and tea!

AN IMITATION OF DR. WATTS

THROUGH all my life the poor shall findIn me a constant friend;And on the meek of every kindMy mercy shall attend.The dumb shall never call on meIn vain for kindly aid;And in my hands the blind shall seeA bounteous alms displayed.In all their walks the lame shall knowAnd feel my goodness near;And on the deaf will I bestowMy gentlest words of cheer.'Tis by such pious works as these,Which I delight to do,That men their fellow-creatures please,And please their Maker too.

INTRY-MINTRY

WILLIE and Bess, Georgie and May, —Once as these children were hard at play,An old man, hoary and tottering, cameAnd watched them playing their pretty game.He seemed to wonder, while standing there,What the meaning thereof could be.Aha, but the old man yearned to shareOf the little children's innocent glee,As they circled around with laugh and shout,And told this rhyme at counting out:"Intry-mintry, cutrey-corn,Apple-seed and apple-thorn,Wire, brier, limber, lock,Twelve geese in a flock;Some flew east, some flew west,Some flew over the cuckoo's nest."Willie and Bess, Georgie and May, —Ah, the mirth of that summer day!'Twas Father Time who had come to shareThe innocent joy of those children there.He learned betimes the game they played,And into their sport with them went he, —How could the children have been afraid,Since little they recked who he might be?They laughed to hear old Father TimeMumbling that curious nonsense rhymeOf intry-mintry, cutrey-corn,Apple-seed and apple-thorn,Wire, brier, limber, lock,Twelve geese in a flock;Some flew east, some flew west,Some flew over the cuckoo's nest.Willie and Bess, Georgie and May,And joy of summer, – where are they?The grim old man still standeth near,Crooning the song of a far-off year;And into the winter I come alone,Cheered by that mournful requiem,Soothed by the dolorous monotoneThat shall count me off as it counted them, —The solemn voice of old Father Time,Chanting the homely nursery rhymeHe learned of the children a summer morn,When, with "apple-seed and apple-thorn,"Life was full of the dulcet cheerThat bringeth the grace of heaven anear:The sound of the little ones hard at play, —Willie and Bess, Georgie and May.

MODJESKY AS CAMEEL

AFORE we went to Denver we had heerd the Tabor Grand,Allowed by critics ez the finest opry in the land;And, roundin' up at Denver in the fall of '81,Well heeled in p'int uv looker 'nd a-pinin' for some fun,We told Bill Bush that we wuz fixed quite comf'table for wealth,And hadn't struck that altitood entirely for our health.You see we knew Bill Bush at Central City years ago;(An' a whiter man than that same Bill you could not wish to know!)Bill run the Grand for Tabor, 'nd he gin us two a dealEz how we really otter see Modjesky ez Cameel.Three-Fingered Hoover stated that he'd great deal ruther goTo call on Charley Sampson than frequent a opry show."The queen uv tradegy," sez he, "is wot I've never seen,And I reckon there is more for me in some other kind uv queen.""Git out!" sez Bill, disgusted-like, "and can't you never findA pleasure in the things uv life wich ellervates the mind?You've set around in Casey's restawraw a year or more,An' heerd ol' Vere de Blaw perform shef doovers by the score,Only to come down here among us tong an' say you feelYou'd ruther take in faro than a opry like 'Cameel'!"But it seems it wurn't no opry, but a sort uv foreign play,With a heap uv talk an' dressin' that wuz both dekollytay.A young chap sparks a gal, who's caught a dook that's old an' wealthy, —She has a cold 'nd faintin' fits, and is gin'rally onhealthy.She says she has a record; but the young chap doesn't mind,And it looks ez if the feller wuz a proper likely kindUntil his old man sneaks around 'nd makes a dirty break,And the young one plays the sucker 'nd gives the girl the shake."Armo! Armo!" she hollers; but he flings her on the floor,And says he ainter goin' to have no truck with her no more.At that Three-Fingered Hoover says, "I'll chip into this game,And see if Red Hoss Mountain cannot reconstruct the same.I won't set by an' see the feelin's uv a lady hurt, —Gol durn a critter, anyhow, that does a woman dirt!"He riz up like a giant in that little painted pen,And stepped upon the platform with the women-folks 'nd men;Across the trough of gaslights he bounded like a deer,An' grabbed Armo an' hove him through the landscape in the rear;And then we seen him shed his hat an' reverently kneel,An' put his strong arms tenderly around the gal Cameel.A-standin' in his stockin' feet, his height wuz six foot three,And a huskier man than Hoover wuz you could not hope to see.He downed Lafe Dawson wrasslin'; and one night I seen him lickThree Cornish miners that come into camp from Roarin' CrickTo clean out Casey's restawraw an' do the town, they said.He could whip his weight in wildcats, an' paint whole townships red,But good to helpless folks and weak, – a brave and manly heartA cyclone couldn't phase, but any child could rend apart;Jest like the mountain pine, wich dares the storm that howls along,But rocks the winds uv summer-time, an' sings a soothin' song."Cameel," sez he, "your record is ag'in you, I'll allow,But, bein' you're a woman, you'll git justice anyhow;So, if you say you're sorry, and intend to travel straight, —Why, never mind that other chap with which you meant to mate, —I'll marry you myself, and take you back to-morrow nightTo the camp on Red Hoss Mountain, where the boys'll treat you white,Where Casey runs a tabble dote, and folks are brave 'nd true,Where there ain't no ancient history to bother me or you,Where there ain't no law but honesty, no evidence but facts,Where between the verdick and the rope there ain't no onter acts."I wuz mighty proud of Hoover; but the folks began to shoutThat the feller was intrudin', and would some one put him out."Well, no; I reckon not," says I, or words to that effect,Ez I perduced a argument I thought they might respect, —A long an' harnsome weepon I'd pre-empted when I comeOut West (its cartridges wuz big an' juicy ez a plum),Wich, when persented properly, wuz very apt to swayThe popular opinion in a most persuasive way."Well, no; I reckon not," says I; but I didn't say no more,Observin' that there wuz a ginral movement towards the door.First Dr. Lemen he allowed that he had got to goAnd see a patient he jest heerd wuz lyin' very low;An' Charlie Toll riz up an' said he guessed he'd jine the Dock,An' go to see a client wich wuz waitin' round the block;John Arkins reckollected he had interviews to write,And previous engagements hurried Cooper from our sight;Cal Cole went out to buy a hoss, Fred Skiff and Belford too;And Stapleton remembered he had heaps uv work to do.Somehow or other every one wuz full of business then;Leastwise, they all vamoosed, and didn't bother us again.I reckollect that Willard Morse an' Bush come runnin' in,A-hollerin', "Oh, wot two idiots you durned fools have been!"I reckollect that they allowed we'd made a big mistake, —They otter knowed us tenderfoots wuz sure to make a break!An', while Modjesky stated we wuz somewhat off our base,I half opined she liked it, by the look upon her face.I reckollect that Hoover regretted he done wrongIn throwin' that there actor through a vista ten miles long.I reckollect we all shuck hands, and ordered vin frappay, —And I never shall forget the head I had on me next day!I haven't seen Modjesky since; I'm hopin' to again.She's goin' to show in Denver soon; I'll go to see her then.An' may be I shall speak to her, wich if I do 'twill beAbout the old friend restin' by the mighty Western sea, —A simple man, perhaps, but good ez gold and true ez steel;He could whip his weight in wildcats, and you never heerd him squeal;Good to the helpless and the weak; a brave an' manly heartA cyclone couldn't phase, but any child could rend apart;So like the mountain pine, that dares the storm wich sweeps along,But rocks the winds uv summer-time, an' sings a soothin' song.

TELLING THE BEES

OUT of the house where the slumberer layGrandfather came one summer day,And under the pleasant orchard treesHe spake this wise to the murmuring bees:"The clover-bloom that kissed her feetAnd the posie-bed where she used to playHave honey store, but none so sweetAs ere our little one went away.O bees, sing soft, and, bees, sing low;For she is gone who loved you so."A wonder fell on the listening beesUnder those pleasant orchard trees,And in their toil that summer dayEver their murmuring seemed to say:"Child, O child, the grass is cool,And the posies are waking to hear the songOf the bird that swings by the shaded pool,Waiting for one that tarrieth long."'Twas so they called to the little one then,As if to call her back again.O gentle bees, I have come to sayThat grandfather fell asleep to-day,And we know by the smile on grandfather's faceHe has found his dear one's biding-place.So, bees, sing soft, and, bees, sing low,As over the honey-fields you sweep, —To the trees abloom and the flowers ablowSing of grandfather fast asleep;And ever beneath these orchard treesFind cheer and shelter, gentle bees.

THE TEA-GOWN

MY lady has a tea-gownThat is wondrous fair to see, —It is flounced and ruffed and plaited and puffed,As a tea-gown ought to be;And I thought she must be jestingLast night at supper whenShe remarked, by chance, that it came from France,And had cost but two pounds ten.Had she told me fifty shillings,I might (and wouldn't you?)Have referred to that dress in a way folks expressBy an eloquent dash or two;But the guileful little creatureKnew well her tactics whenShe casually said that that dream in redHad cost but two pounds ten.Yet our home is all the brighterFor that dainty, sensient thing,That floats away where it properly may,

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