These cross-country journeys were certainly tiring. It would have been easier to get back to Lytchett St Mary via London – and not so very much more expensive. Ah, but expense didn’t matter now. Still, she would have had to travel with the family – probably having to talk all the way. Too much of an effort.
No, better to go home cross-country. These bath buns were really excellent. Extraordinary how hungry a funeral made you feel. The soup at Enderby had been delicious – and so was the cold soufflé.
How smug people were – and what hypocrites! All those faces – when she’d said that about murder! The way they’d all looked at her!
Well, it had been the right thing to say. She nodded her head in satisfied approval of herself. Yes, it had been the right thing to do.
She glanced up at the clock. Five minutes before her train went. She drank up her tea. Not very good tea. She made a grimace.
For a moment or two she sat dreaming. Dreaming of the future unfolding before her . . . She smiled like a happy child.
She was really going to enjoy herself at last . . . She went out to the small branch line train busily making plans . . .
Chapter 4
Mr Entwhistle passed a very restless night. He felt so tired and so unwell in the morning that he did not get up.
His sister, who kept house for him, brought up his breakfast on a tray and explained to him severely how wrong he had been to go gadding off to the North of England at his age and in his frail state of health.
Mr Entwhistle contented himself with saying that Richard Abernethie had been a very old friend.
‘Funerals!’ said his sister with deep disapproval. ‘Funerals are absolutely fatal for a man of your age! You’ll be taken off as suddenly as your precious Mr Abernethie was if you don’t take more care of yourself.’
The word ‘suddenly’ made Mr Entwhistle wince. It also silenced him. He did not argue.
He was well aware of what had made him flinch at the word suddenly.
Cora Lansquenet! What she had suggested was definitely quite impossible, but all the same he would like to find out exactly why she had suggested it. Yes, he would go down to Lytchett St Mary and see her. He could pretend that it was business connected with probate, that he needed her signature. No need to let her guess that he had paid any attention to her silly remark. But he would go down and see her – and he would do it soon.
He finished his breakfast and lay back on his pillows and read The Times. He found The Times very soothing.
It was about a quarter to six that evening when his telephone rang.
He picked it up. The voice at the other end of the wire was that of Mr James Parrott, the present second partner of Bollard, Entwhistle, Entwhistle and Bollard.
‘Look here, Entwhistle,’ said Mr Parrott, ‘I’ve just been rung up by the police from a place called Lytchett St Mary.’
‘Lytchett St Mary?’
‘Yes. It seems –’ Mr Parrott paused a moment. He seemed embarrassed. ‘It’s about a Mrs Cora Lansquenet. Wasn’t she one of the heirs of the Abernethie estate?’
‘Yes, of course. I saw her at the funeral yesterday.’
‘Oh? She was at the funeral, was she?’
‘Yes. What about her?’
‘Well,’ Mr Parrott sounded apologetic. ‘She’s – it’s really most extraordinary – she’s been well – murdered.’
Mr Parrott said the last word with the uttermost deprecation. It was not the sort of word, he suggested, that ought to mean anything to the firm of Bollard, Entwhistle, Entwhistle and Bollard.
‘Murdered?’
‘Yes – yes – I’m afraid so. Well, I mean, there’s no doubt about it.’
‘How did the police get on to us?’
‘Her companion, or housekeeper, or whatever she is – a Miss Gilchrist. The police asked for the name of her nearest relative or her solicitors. And this Miss Gilchrist seemed rather doubtful about relatives and their addresses, but she knew about us. So they got through at once.’
‘What makes them think she was murdered?’ demanded Mr Entwhistle.
Mr Parrott sounded apologetic again.
‘Oh well, it seems there can’t be any doubt about that – I mean it was a hatchet or something of that kind – a very violent sort of crime.’
‘Robbery?’
‘That’s the idea. A window was smashed and there are some trinkets missing and drawers pulled out and all that, but the police seem to think there might be something – well – phony about it.’
‘What time did it happen?’
‘Some time between two and four-thirty this afternoon.’
‘Where was the housekeeper?’
‘Changing library books in Reading. She got back about five o’clock and found Mrs Lansquenet dead. The police want to know if we’ve any idea of who could have been likely to attack her. I said,’ Mr Parrott’s voice sounded outraged, ‘that I thought it was a most unlikely thing to happen.’
‘Yes, of course.’
‘It must be some half-witted local oaf – who thought there might be something to steal and then lost his head and attacked her. That must be it – eh, don’t you think so, Entwhistle?’
‘Yes, yes . . .’ Mr Entwhistle spoke absentmindedly. Parrott was right, he told himself. That was what must have happened . . .
But uncomfortably he heard Cora’s voice saying brightly:
‘He was murdered, wasn’t he?’
Such a fool, Cora. Always had been. Rushing in where angels fear to tread . . . Blurting out unpleasant truths . . .
Truths!
That blasted word again . . .
II
Mr Entwhistle and Inspector Morton looked at each other appraisingly.
In his neat precise manner Mr Entwhistle had placed at the Inspector’s disposal all the relevant facts about Cora Lansquenet. Her upbringing, her marriage, her widowhood, her financial position, her relatives.
‘Mr Timothy Abernethie is her only surviving brother and her next of kin, but he is a recluse and an invalid, and is quite unable to leave home. He has empowered me to act for him and to make all such arrangements as may be necessary.’
The Inspector nodded. It was a relief for him to have this shrewd elderly solicitor to deal with. Moreover he hoped that the lawyer might be able to give him some assistance in solving what was beginning to look like a rather puzzling problem.
He said:
‘I understand from Miss Gilchrist that Mrs Lansquenet had been North, to the funeral of an elder brother, on the day before her death?’
‘That is so, Inspector. I myself was there.’
‘There was nothing unusual in her manner – nothing strange – or apprehensive?’
Mr Entwhistle raised his eyebrows in well-simulated surprise.
‘Is it customary for there to be something strange in the manner of a person who is shortly to be murdered?’ he asked.
The Inspector smiled rather ruefully.
‘I’m not thinking of her being “fey” or having a premonition. No, I’m just hunting around for something – well, something out of the ordinary.’
‘I don’t think I quite understand you, Inspector,’ said Mr Entwhistle.
‘It’s not a very easy case to understand, Mr Entwhistle. Say someone watched the Gilchrist woman come out of the house at about two o’clock and go along to the village and the bus stop. This someone then deliberately takes the hatchet that was lying by the woodshed, smashes the kitchen window with it, gets into the house, goes upstairs, attacks Mrs Lansquenet with the hatchet – and attacks her savagely. Six or eight blows were struck.’ Mr Entwhistle flinched – ‘Oh, yes, quite a brutal crime. Then the intruder pulls out a few drawers, scoops up a few trinkets – worth perhaps a tenner in all, and clears off.’
‘She was in bed?’
‘Yes. It seems she returned late from the North the night before, exhausted and very excited. She’d come into some legacy as I understand?’
‘Yes.’
‘She slept very badly and woke with a terrible headache. She had several cups of tea and took some dope for her head and then told Miss Gilchrist not to disturb her till lunch-time. She felt no better and decided to take two sleeping pills. She then sent Miss Gilchrist into Reading by the bus to change some library books. She’d have been drowsy, if not already asleep, when this man broke in. He could have taken what he wanted by means of threats, or he could easily have gagged her. A hatchet, deliberately taken up with him from outside, seems excessive.’
‘He may just have meant to threaten her with it,’ Mr Entwhistle suggested. ‘If she showed fight then –’
‘According to the medical evidence there is no sign that she did. Everything seems to show that she was lying on her side sleeping peacefully when she was attacked.’
Mr Entwhistle shifted uneasily in his chair. ‘One does hear of these brutal and rather senseless murders,’ he pointed out.
‘Oh yes, yes, that’s probably what it will turn out to be. There’s an alert out, of course, for any suspicious character. Nobody local is concerned, we’re pretty sure of that. The locals are all accounted for satisfactorily. Most people are at work at that time of day. Of course her cottage is up a lane outside the village proper. Anyone could get there easily without being seen. There’s a maze of lanes all round the village. It was a fine morning and there has been no rain for some days, so there aren’t any distinctive car tracks to go by – in case anyone came by car.’
‘You think someone came by car?’ Mr Entwhistle asked sharply.
The Inspector shrugged his shoulders. ‘I don’t know. All I’m saying is there are curious features about the case. These, for instance –’ He shoved across his desk a handful of things – a trefoil-shaped brooch with small pearls, a brooch set with amethysts, a small string of pearls, and a garnet bracelet.
‘Those are the things that were taken from her jewel box. They were found just outside the house shoved into a bush.’
‘Yes – yes, that is rather curious. Perhaps if her assailant was frightened at what he had done –’
‘Quite. But he would probably then have left them upstairs in her room . . . Of course a panic may have come over him between the bedroom and the front gate.’
Mr Entwhistle said quietly:
‘Or they may, as you are suggesting, have only been taken as a blind.’
‘Yes, several possibilities . . . Of course this Gilchrist woman may have done it. Two women living alone together – you never know what quarrels or resentments or passions may have been aroused. Oh yes, we’re taking that possibility into consideration as well. But it doesn’t seem very likely. From all accounts they were on quite amicable terms.’ He paused before going on. ‘According to you, nobody stands to gain by Mrs Lansquenet’s death?’
The lawyer shifted uneasily.
‘I didn’t quite say that.’
Inspector Morton looked up sharply. ‘I thought you said that Mrs Lansquenet’s source of income was an allowance made to her by her brother and that as far as you knew she had no property or means of her own.’
‘That is so. Her husband died a bankrupt, and from what I knew of her as a girl and since, I should be surprised if she had ever saved or accumulated any money.
‘The cottage itself is rented, not her own, and the few sticks of furniture aren’t anything to write home about, even in these days. Some spurious “cottage oak” and some arty painted stuff. Whoever she’s left them to won’t gain much – if she’s made a will, that is to say.’
Mr Entwhistle shook his head.
‘I know nothing about her will. I had not seen her for many years, you must understand.’
‘Then, what exactly did you mean just now? You had something in mind, I think?’
‘Yes. Yes, I did. I wished to be strictly accurate.’
‘Were you referring to the legacy you mentioned? The one that her brother left her? Had she the power to dispose of that by will?’
‘No, not in the sense you mean. She had no power to dispose of the capital. Now that she is dead, it will be divided amongst the five other beneficiaries of Richard Abernethie’s will. That is what I meant. All five of them will benefit automatically by her death.’
The Inspector looked disappointed.
‘Oh, I thought we were on to something. Well, there certainly seems no motive there for anyone to come and swipe her with a hatchet. Looks as though it’s some chap with a screw loose – one of these adolescent criminals, perhaps – a lot of them about. And then he lost his nerve and bushed the trinkets and ran . . . Yes, it must be that. Unless it’s the highly respectable Miss Gilchrist, and I must say that seems unlikely.’
‘When did she find the body?’
‘Not until just about five o’clock. She came back from Reading by the 4.50 bus. She arrived back at the cottage, let herself in by the front door, and went into the kitchen and put the kettle on for tea. There was no sound from Mrs Lansquenet’s room, but Miss Gilchrist assumed that she was still sleeping. Then Miss Gilchrist noticed the kitchen window; the glass was all over the floor. Even then, she thought at first it might have been done by a boy with a ball or a catapult. She went upstairs and peeped very gently into Mrs Lansquenet’s room to see if she were asleep or if she was ready for some tea. Then of course, she let loose, shrieked, and rushed down the lane to the nearest neighbour. Her story seems perfectly consistent and there was no trace of blood in her room or in the bathroom, or on her clothes. No. I don’t think Miss Gilchrist had anything to do with it. The doctor got there at half-past five. He puts the time of death not later than four-thirty – and probably much nearer two o’clock, so it looks as though whoever it was, was hanging round waiting for Miss Gilchrist to leave the cottage.’
The lawyer’s face twitched slightly. Inspector Morton went on: ‘You’ll be going to see Miss Gilchrist, I suppose?’
‘I thought of doing so.’
‘I should be glad if you would. She’s told us, I think, everything that she can, but you never know. Sometimes, in conversation, some point or other may crop up. She’s a trifle old maidish – but quite a sensible, practical woman – and she’s really been most helpful and efficient.’
He paused and then said:
‘The body’s at the mortuary. If you would like to see it –’
Mr Entwhistle assented, though with no enthusiasm.
Some few minutes later he stood looking down at the mortal remains of Cora Lansquenet. She had been savagely attacked and the henna dyed fringe was clotted and stiffened with blood. Mr Entwhistle’s lips tightened and he looked away queasily.
Poor little Cora. How eager she had been the day before yesterday to know whether her brother had left her anything. What rosy anticipations she must have had of the future. What a lot of silly things she could have done – and enjoyed doing – with the money.
Poor Cora . . . How short a time those anticipations had lasted.
No one had gained by her death – not even the brutal assailant who had thrust away those trinkets as he fled. Five people had a few thousands more of capital – but the capital they had already received was probably more than sufficient for them. No, there could be no motive there.
Funny that murder should have been running in Cora’s mind the very day before she herself was murdered.
‘He was murdered, wasn’t he?’
Such a ridiculous thing to say. Ridiculous! Quite ridiculous! Much too ridiculous to mention to Inspector Morton.
Of course, after he had seen Miss Gilchrist . . .
Supposing that Miss Gilchrist, although it was unlikely, could throw any light on what Richard had said to Cora.
‘I thought from what he said –’ What had Richard said?
‘I must see Miss Gilchrist at once,’ said Mr Entwhistle to himself.
III
Miss Gilchrist was a spare faded-looking woman with short, iron-grey hair. She had one of those indeterminate faces that women around fifty so often acquire.
She greeted Mr Entwhistle warmly.
‘I’m so glad you have come, Mr Entwhistle. I really know so little about Mrs Lansquenet’s family, and of course I’ve never, never had anything to do with a murder before. It’s too dreadful!’
Mr Entwhistle felt quite sure that Miss Gilchrist had never before had anything to do with murder. Indeed, her reaction to it was very much that of his partner.
‘One reads about them, of course,’ said Miss Gilchrist, relegating crimes to their proper sphere. ‘And even that I’m not very fond of doing. So sordid, most of them.’
Following her into the sitting-room Mr Entwhistle was looking sharply about him. There was a strong smell of oil paint. The cottage was overcrowded, less by furniture, which was much as Inspector Morton had described it, than by pictures. The walls were covered with pictures, mostly very dark and dirty oil paintings. But there were water-colour sketches as well, and one or two still lifes. Smaller pictures were stacked on the window-seat.
‘Mrs Lansquenet used to buy them at sales,’ Miss Gilchrist explained. ‘It was a great interest to her, poor dear. She went to all the sales round about. Pictures go so cheap, nowadays, a mere song. She never paid more than a pound for any of them, sometimes only a few shillings, and there was a wonderful chance, she always said, of picking up something worth while. She used to say that this was an Italian Primitive that might be worth a lot of money.’
Mr Entwhistle looked at the Italian Primitive pointed out to him dubiously. Cora, he reflected, had never really known anything about pictures. He’d eat his hat if any of these daubs were worth a five pound note!
‘Of course,’ said Miss Gilchrist, noticing his expression, and quick to sense his reaction, ‘I don’t know much myself, though my father was a painter – not a very successful one, I’m afraid. But I used to do water-colours myself as a girl and I heard a lot of talk about painting and that made it nice for Mrs Lansquenet to have someone she could talk to about painting and who’d understand. Poor dear soul, she cared so much about artistic things.’
‘You were fond of her?’
A foolish question, he told himself. Could she possibly answer ‘no’? Cora, he thought, must have been a tiresome woman to live with.
‘Oh yes,’ said Miss Gilchrist. ‘We got on very well together. In some ways, you know, Mrs Lansquenet was just like a child. She said anything that came into her head. I don’t know that her judgement was always very good –’
One does not say of the dead – ‘She was a thoroughly silly woman’ – Mr Entwhistle said, ‘She was not in any sense an intellectual woman.’
‘No – no – perhaps not. But she was very shrewd, Mr Entwhistle. Really very shrewd. It quite surprised me sometimes – how she managed to hit the nail on the head.’
Mr Entwhistle looked at Miss Gilchrist with more interest. He thought that she was no fool herself.
‘You were with Mrs Lansquenet for some years, I think?’
‘Three and a half.’
‘You – er – acted as companion and also did the – er – well – looked after the house?’
It was evident that he had touched on a delicate subject. Miss Gilchrist flushed a little.
‘Oh yes, indeed. I did most of the cooking – I quite enjoy cooking – and did some dusting and light housework. None of the rough, of course.’ Miss Gilchrist’s tone expressed a firm principle. Mr Entwhistle, who had no idea what ‘the rough’ was, made a soothing murmur.
‘Mrs Panter from the village came in for that. Twice a week regularly. You see, Mr Entwhistle, I could not have contemplated being in any way a servant. When my little tea-shop failed – such a disaster – it was the war, you know. A delightful place. I called it the Willow Tree and all the china was blue willow pattern – sweetly pretty – and the cakes really good – I’ve always had a hand with cakes and scones. Yes, I was doing really well and then the war came and supplies were cut down and the whole thing went bankrupt – a war casualty, that is what I always say, and I try to think of it like that. I lost the little money my father left me that I had invested in it, and of course I had to look round for something to do. I’d never been trained for anything. So I went to one lady but it didn’t answer at all – she was so rude and overbearing – and then I did some office work – but I didn’t like that at all, and then I came to Mrs Lansquenet and we suited each other from the start – her husband being an artist and everything.’ Miss Gilchrist came to a breathless stop and added mournfully: ‘But how I loved my dear, dear little tea-shop. Such nice people used to come to it!’
Looking at Miss Gilchrist, Mr Entwhistle felt a sudden stab of recognition – a composite picture of hundreds of ladylike figures approaching him in numerous Bay Trees, Ginger Cats, Blue Parrots, Willow Trees and Cosy Corners, all chastely encased in blue or pink or orange overalls and taking orders for pots of china tea and cakes. Miss Gilchrist had a Spiritual Home – a lady-like tea-shop of Ye Olde Worlde variety with a suitable genteel clientèle. There must, he thought, be large numbers of Miss Gilchrists all over the country, all looking much alike with mild patient faces and obstinate upper lips and slightly wispy grey hair.
Miss Gilchrist went on:
‘But really I must not talk about myself. The police have been very kind and considerate. Very kind indeed. An Inspector Morton came over from headquarters and he was most understanding. He even arranged for me to go and spend the night at Mrs Lake’s down the lane but I said “No.” I felt it my duty to stay here with all Mrs Lansquenet’s nice things in the house. They took the – the –’ Miss Gilchrist gulped a little – ‘the body away, of course, and locked up the room, and the Inspector told me there would be a constable on duty in the kitchen all night – because of the broken window – it has been reglazed this morning, I am glad to say – where was I? Oh yes, so I said I should be quite all right in my own room, though I must confess I did pull the chest of drawers across the door and put a big jug of water on the window-sill. One never knows – and if by any chance it was a maniac – one does hear of such things . . .’
Here Miss Gilchrist ran down. Mr Entwhistle said quickly:
‘I am in possession of all the main facts. Inspector Morton gave them to me. But if it would not distress you too much to give me your own account –?’
‘Of course, Mr Entwhistle. I know just what you feel. The police are so impersonal, are they not? Rightly so, of course.’
‘Mrs Lansquenet got back from the funeral the night before last,’ Mr Entwhistle prompted.
‘Yes, her train didn’t get in until quite late. I had ordered a taxi to meet it as she told me to. She was very tired, poor dear – as was only natural – but on the whole she was in quite good spirits.’
‘Yes, yes. Did she talk about the funeral at all?’
‘Just a little. I gave her a cup of hot milk – she didn’t want anything else – and she told me that the church had been quite full and lots and lots of flowers – oh! and she said that she was sorry not to have seen her other brother – Timothy – was it?’
‘Yes, Timothy.’
‘She said it was over twenty years since she had seen him and that she hoped he would have been there, but she quite realized he would have thought it better not to come under the circumstances, but that his wife was there and that she’d never been able to stand Maude – oh dear, I do beg your pardon, Mr Entwhistle – it just slipped out – I never meant –’
‘Not at all. Not at all,’ said Mr Entwhistle encouragingly. ‘I am no relation, you know. And I believe that Cora and her sister-in-law never hit it off very well.’
‘Well, she almost said as much. “I always knew Maude would grow into one of those bossy interfering women,” is what she said. And then she was very tired and said she’d go to bed at once – I’d got her hot-water bottle in all ready – and she went up.’
