The Wood Beyond

‘Could lose a man down there,’ said Wield looking down into the water-filled crater.

‘I can think of a couple we’d not miss,’ said Dalziel. ‘Even if we pump it out, the mud’s going to be a problem.’

‘The lads last night reported a lot of big granite slabs,’ said Wield. ‘They should give us something to work from. But you’re right. We could spend more time digging each other out than old bones.’

‘Same thing in my case,’ said Dalziel. ‘Good God, have you got a twin or what?’

This last was to Troll Longbottom who was edging his way towards them along the duckboards.

‘Just thought I’d check to see if you had anything more for me yet,’ he said with a smile which wouldn’t have looked out of place at a pirate masthead.

‘Oh aye?’ said Dalziel. ‘If they’d asked you to take a look at Julius sodding Caesar, you’d have told ’em to wait till they invented the video camera. So how come twice in twelve hours I’ve found you up to your fetlocks in clart, breathing fresh air?’

‘Friendship, Andy. Friendship.’

‘Well thanks a lot, Troll. I didn’t realize you cared.’

‘Not for you,’ said the pathologist with a grimace not so different from his smile. ‘For David Batty.’

‘What’s that mean? You shagging his missus or something?’

‘Or something, Andy. So, anything more for me to look at?’

‘Give us a chance! And did you not get plenty last night? Thought all you needed for a life history was a fingernail and a pinch of belly-button fluff.’

‘You flatter me,’ said Longbottom. ‘But I do need just a little more in order to confirm my preliminary dating.’

‘You’ve got a dating? Why’d you not say so? Come on, let’s hear it.’

‘I should say from what I’ve seen so far that the remains were certainly more than five years old.’

‘More than five?’ echoed Dalziel in disgust. ‘Is that the best you can manage? I’ve got lads just out of training could have come up with that!’

‘Well, it was mainly monosyllabic, wasn’t it? What I really need is a jawbone. You can tell a lot from dental work. And a bit of flesh would be a real godsend.’

He spoke with such enthusiasm that Dalziel laughed.

‘Tell you what, Troll,’ he said. ‘If I were you, I’d turn vegetarian.’

‘And I you,’ said the pathologist elliptically, prodding the Fat Man’s gut. ‘Now I must be off. Some of us have work to do.’

‘I’ll be in touch,’ bellowed Dalziel after him, then turning to Wield he asked, ‘So, what do you think?’

‘Bit of mutual backscratching?’ suggested Wield. ‘This Batty’s not just Research Director, he’s the son and heir of Thomas Batty who owns the whole company. Useful contact for Mr Longbottom.’

‘Don’t use a lot of drugs when your specialty’s dead ’uns,’ objected Dalziel.

‘I think you’ll find Mr Longbottom’s an influential man on his NHS Trust’s governing body, sir. Also I hear he’s got a twenty-per-cent share in that new private hospital on the Scarborough Road.’

‘By God, Wieldy, I thought mebbe life out among the turnip tops were turning you soft, but now I see it’s turning you cynical!’

‘I just state the facts, sir,’ said Wield. ‘And here’s another. ALBA, as Mr Longbottom likely knows, have been here just four years.’

‘Meaning Troll’s saying the bones are at least five years old just to stress that Batty and his staff can’t be in the frame? You don’t reckon he’s fixed the figures as a favour, do you?’

‘No, sir. I’d mebbe not care to do business with him, but when it comes to his job, as we’ve all found out, he doesn’t give an inch. You’ve known him longer than anyone, but, so you must know that.’

‘I’m afraid so, Wieldy,’ sighed Dalziel. ‘Pity though. If I thought he’d stretched it to five for Batty, I’d have made bloody sure he stretched it to fifty for me. Still, it’s early days. Mebbe it’ll still turn out to be archaeology. I’m off to have another word with Batty, tell him the good news.’

‘I bet you’ll find Mr Longbottom’s told him already,’ said Wield.

‘Very like, but one thing you’re forgetting, Wieldy.’

‘Yes, sir?’

‘The wanker keeps a nice drop of malt. See about getting this water shifted, will you?’

‘My pleasure,’ said Sergeant Wield.

This morning there was a receptionist on duty in the hessian-hung hall. She informed Dalziel that the director was in the labs but would no doubt make himself available as soon as was convenient. Meanwhile if the superintendent cared to take a seat …

Ex-Constable Howard was hovering behind her. He’d changed his burnt trousers but looked pretty bleary eyed.

‘Working you hard, aren’t they?’ said Dalziel sympathetically.

‘Bit short staffed, sir. Also Dr Batty wanted extra men on duty.’

‘Someone should tell him about stable doors. Someone like me. Take me to the labs, lad.’

Without hesitation, Howard opened one of the doors and led the way through pursued by the receptionist’s indignant twitter.

To Dalziel’s inexpert eye, the lab he entered looked like a cross between a small menagerie and a high-class bog. Batty’s features crinkled in a frown when he saw Dalziel but cleared almost immediately. He’d learned quickly – probably coached by Longbottom – that you didn’t trade blows with the Fat Man, not unless you’d got a horseshoe up your boxing glove. Last night he’d poured the Scotch with a generous hand and they’d parted on excellent terms which didn’t prevent either from heartily despising the other.

‘Andy,’ he said. ‘Good morning. Any news?’

Nowt the Troll won’t have told you already, thought Dalziel. And nowt that a drop of the Caledonian cream wouldn’t improve.

‘Just thought I’d let you know we’ll be working out there most of the day, I’m afraid. Good news is them bones were likely here when your company took the place over, so I shouldn’t have to bother your staff.’

‘Excellent. We’re very busy at the moment so could ill afford an interruption. And, Andy, I must compliment you on the way you’ve handled the media. Hardly a mention this morning. Our PR Department are very impressed. Many thanks both personally and on behalf of ALBA.’

Dalziel smiled with false modesty. False, not because he hadn’t called in a lot of favours and up a lot of threats to minimize response to all the phone calls Marvell had made as soon as she got home, but because he permitted this twat to go on thinking it had anything to do with him or his sodding company.

‘When we’ve got a closer dating we’ll need to look back at the history of the house,’ he said.

‘Anything we can do to help, you’ve just got to ask,’ said Batty. ‘As I explained last night, all the records will be stored at Kirkton of course.’

Kirkton, an industrial suburb of Leeds, was ALBA’s home base. Here the company had begun and grown, developing into a large rambling complex which Batty (once the truce had been struck the previous night) had described as a security nightmare. ‘As I explained to your chap who came out when we had that first lot of bother in the summer, Pascoe his name was I think, seemed a very decent kind of fellow’ – his faintly surprised tone had not passed unremarked – ‘the reason we decided to move our research labs was because they were far too vulnerable at HQ. Chap from some animal mag just strolled right in and started taking pictures. Bloody cheek! So we decided to move out here, lock, stock, and barrel. It had been used as a hospital or clinic or something for years, so that was a step in the right direction and it meant we could give the impression that all the refurbishment and extension work had something to do with resuming its old function.’

‘Oh aye,’ Dalziel had interrupted. ‘With no one knowing what was going off but a few lawyers, and all the contractors, and your own staff members and every bugger living in a radius of ten miles, I can see how you might’ve hoped to keep it quiet.’

‘Put like that it does sound a touch optimistic,’ laughed Batty. ‘But we left a token presence in the Kirkton labs to fool the activists’ spies, and for nearly four years it seemed to work. Must have lulled us, I suppose. Then bang! Suddenly last summer the loonies got in and really made a mess of things. That’s when I realized that being remote and isolated was an advantage only till they winkled you out. Moving again clearly wasn’t a solution. So we got a new security company in and gave them the brief to make us secure. The results you have seen.’

He had spoken complacently. Dalziel had kept his own thoughts about those results to himself. No point in rowing with a fellow who had a half-full bottle of Glenmorangie at his elbow.

It had been empty by the time he left, but he’d noticed an unopened one in the cabinet Batty had taken his glass from. The memory rose before him now like a vision of the Holy Grail. He coughed he hoped thirstily and said, ‘Now you’ve had a chance to clear up, did that lot last night do much damage when they ran loose inside?’

‘Not a lot and mainly superficial,’ said Batty. ‘But it’s good of you to be concerned.’

All this gratitude undiluted by a dram was beginning to grate a bit. Wield had entered the lab. He caught Dalziel’s eye and gave a minute shake of his head to indicate he wanted a word but it wasn’t desperate.

Dalziel said, ‘What I’m really concerned about is making sure these aren’t the same lot who were running riot in the summer.’

‘Oh that’s all behind us now,’ said Batty dismissively. ‘We learnt our lesson. Let’s stick with the present, shall we?’

‘Might be behind you,’ said Dalziel magisterially. ‘Not behind the family of that poor sod who got himself killed up at Redcar. Fraser Greenleaf. Same line of business as you only a lot bigger. I’d have thought you’d have heard of them.’

For a second Batty allowed himself to look irritated, then his face assumed a solemn air and he said, ‘Of course. I wasn’t thinking. But do you really believe there might be a connection with these people?’

‘Can’t ignore the possibility, sir.’

‘Of course not. Good lord. Women. What’s the world coming to?’

‘We’re a long way from proving a connection,’ said Dalziel. ‘What about you? Made up your mind about prosecuting yet?’

Batty smiled and shrugged.

‘Like I said, not up to me. Head office decision. I know what I’d do, but I’m just a poor scientist.’

Who also, if Wield was right, happened to be a member of ALBA’s ruling family. Which probably meant they weren’t going to prosecute, but Batty wanted to distance himself from a decision he’d opposed.

Sharp bugger this, thought Dalziel. But not sharp enough to see there was a man dying of thirst in front of him!

Wield meanwhile was taking a tour round the lab, looking at the caged animals with a distaste not even his rugose features could disguise.

He watched as a radiantly beautiful young woman in a radiantly white lab coat picked up a tiny monkey which threw its arms round her neck in a baby-like need for reassurance. Expertly she disengaged it, turned it over and plunged a hypodermic into the base of its spine.

‘Ouch,’ said Wield. ‘Doesn’t that hurt?’

‘Done properly, the animal hardly feels it,’ she reassured him.

He glanced at her security badge which told him he was speaking to Jane Ambler. Research Assistant.

‘No, Jane,’ he said amiably. ‘It was you I meant.’

She regarded him dispassionately and said, ‘Oh dear. Perhaps before you come on so judgmental, you should talk to someone with rheumatoid arthritis.’

‘OK,’ said Wield.

He stooped to the cage, pushed his finger through the mesh and made soothing guttural noises to the tiny beast. Then he straightened up.

‘He’s against it,’ he said.

He found he was talking to Dalziel.

‘When you’re done feeding the animals, sergeant, mebbe we can have a word.’

The Fat Man led the way through the reception area where the receptionist was still sulking. He gave her a big smile and nodded at Howard who’d snapped to attention.

Outside Wield said, ‘That TecSec man, don’t I know him?’

Dalziel, used to being upstaged by his sergeant’s encyclopaedic knowledge of the dustiest corners of Mid-Yorkshire, was not displeased to be able to reply negligently, ‘Oh aye. But not the way you’re thinking. He were one of ours, uniformed out at Dartleby till he took early retirement and got himself privatized. Thinking of following suit, lad?’

‘Not more than once a day, sir. Howard. Oh yes. Jimmy Howard. Didn’t so much take retirement as had it force-fed, if I remember right.’

Dalziel, who took too much pride in Wield’s internet mind to be a bad loser, said, ‘You usually do. So fill me in.’

‘There was talk he was on the take, but before it got anywhere, he were picked up driving over the limit. Got himself a soft quack who gave him a note saying job stress, and no one stood in his way when he went for medical retirement with pension afore the case came up and he got kicked out without.’

‘And the other? Being on the take?’

‘Well, nowt was proved. But he’s a hard-betting man and those who saw him at the races reckoned he couldn’t be losing that much on a constable’s take-home. Makes you wonder, don’t it?’

‘Wonder what, Wieldy?’

‘Did TecSec not know about him? Or did they know and take him on despite? Or did they know and take him on because?’

Dalziel shook his head admiringly.

‘That’s a really nasty mind you’ve got there, Wieldy. Any reason other than natural prejudice?’

‘It was you who said private security companies are guilty till proven innocent, sir,’ said Wield reproachfully. ‘I’ve not seen much of this lot, but there’s something about them doesn’t sit right.’

Dalziel regarded him thoughtfully. A Wield uneasiness was not something to be dismissed lightly.

‘All right,’ he said. ‘Take a closer look. Let on it’s these animal libbers we’re interested in, how they acted when they got into the building last night. Which we are.’

‘Right, sir. But it doesn’t sound to me like ALBA will be prosecuting.’

‘Big ears you’ve got. Listen, lad. No one tells me when to stop looking. And I’ll keep this ANIMA bunch in view till I’m completely satisfied there’s no link with Redcar.’

‘You don’t really think there could be a connection, sir?’ said Wield dubiously. ‘I mean from what’s known about this lot, they’re at the soft end of the movement.’

‘First rule of this job is, take nowt on trust,’ said the Fat Man sternly. ‘Keep your eye on the ball and you’ll not buy any dummies.’

This struck Wield as a bit rich when he recalled from Dalziel’s complaint last night at not having been warned of the gender of the protesters that the main thing he seemed to have kept his eye on, and which he mentioned at least three times in the sergeant’s mitigation, was Amanda Marvell’s knockers.

He said, ‘I’ll make a note of that,’ not bothering to muffle the sarcasm.

Dalziel snorted in exasperation and said, ‘All right, so what’s going off? Toad-licking season started early in Brigadoon, has it?’

This was Dalziel’s name for Enscombe.

‘Sorry, sir?’

‘Jokes last night, and back there you were coming over like the press agent for disadvantaged chimps. So what’s it all mean?’

‘I don’t much like what they’re doing there,’ admitted Wield. ‘Sorry. I know I should keep my neb out.’

‘Bloody right you should. Public needs protecting from a neb like yours. Any road, what was it you came in to tell me? You realize I’ve come out of there as thirsty as I went in, so it had better be important.’

‘Not really, sir. Control came through on the radio. Said that woman in charge of the ANIMA lot, what’s her name? Marbles …? Movables …?’

Wield forgetting a name was as likely as the Godfather forgetting a grudge, but Dalziel found himself saying, ‘Marvell,’ before he could stop himself.

‘That’s right. Seems she called in at the station, wanted to see you to make a statement. Could be you’re right, sir, and she’s come to confess.’

‘Oh aye? Well, she had her chance to confess last night,’ said Dalziel. ‘Let her wait. She can sit around till she gets piles.’

‘Oh she’s not sitting around, sir. When she found you weren’t there, she took off. Said for you to call at her flat, it ’ud be more comfortable there anyway. Says not to worry about turning up at lunch time as she can easily rustle up a snack. You want the address, sir?’

All this was said absolutely deadpan, and pans didn’t come any deader than Wield’s. But Dalziel was not fooled.

‘No, I don’t want the bloody address,’ he snarled. ‘And just because you look like the man in the iron mask, don’t imagine I can’t see you’re smirking!’

He strode away. And Wield, his smirk now externalized, watched him go, thinking, and just because you look like a rhino in retreat, don’t imagine I can’t see you’re horny!

ix

In a long narrow office as chaotic as the museum was neat, Pascoe drank strong tea with Major Hilary Studholme.

The major had listened to Pascoe’s story with an attention as undiverted as his pistol. With a mental moue of apology in the direction of Ada, Pascoe had felt it better in the circumstances not to explicate her probable motives, and though stopping well short of any direct assertion of regimental pride, it was as nothing to the distance he stayed from even a hint of paranoiac loathing.

The production of his police ID finally convinced the major he was neither a dangerous lunatic nor a bomb-planting terrorist.

As Pascoe sipped his tea, the major riffled through a couple of leather-bound volumes with a dexterity remarkable in a man with only a left hand.

‘Odd,’ he said. ‘Pascoe rings a definite bell, but there’s no record of an NCO of that name buying it at Ypres in 1917. Could have lost his stripe, of course. There’s a Private Stephen Pascoe got wounded … could that be a connection, do you think?’

‘I doubt it,’ said Pascoe. ‘Point is, it won’t be Pascoe, will it?’

The single eye regarded him blankly, then the upper lip spasmed in a silly-ass grimace which laid the hairs of his moustache horizontal and he said, ‘Sorry. Mind seeping out through my eye socket. Of course Pascoe would be your grandmother’s married name. So, what was her maiden name?’

Pascoe thought then said, ‘Clark, I think.’

Studholme grimaced. ‘Got a hatful of Clarks in here,’ he said, patting the leather-bound books. ‘With an “e” or without? Got an initial?’

‘Sorry,’ said Pascoe. ‘All I know about him is there’s a photo with him showing off a lance corporal’s stripe with the date 1914, then a scrawl, presumably my great-grandmother’s, saying Killed Wipers 1917. That puzzles me a bit. I thought the big battle at Ypres was earlier in the war.’

‘Oh yes? If that’s the limit of an educated man’s knowledge, Mr Pascoe, just imagine the ignorance of most of your fellow cits!’

Pascoe found himself ready to bridle. Studholme with his bristly moustache, clipped accent and sturdy tweeds, looked a prototypical member of the British officer class which liberal tradition characterized as snobbish, philistine, and intellectually challenged, not at all the kind of person a young(ish) Guardian-reading graduate, who could get Radio 3 and sometimes did, ought to let himself be lectured by.

On the other hand as a public servant in a police force threatened with radical restructuring, it would be impolitic as well as impolite to get up the nose of a war hero.

‘I know what most educated people know about the Great War, major,’ he said carefully. ‘That even by strict military standards, it was an exercise in futility unprecedented and unsurpassed.’

Shit, that had come out a bit stronger than intended.

‘Bravo,’ said Studholme surprisingly. ‘That’s a start. Let me fill in a bit of detail. The first battle of Ypres took place in October and November 1914. British losses about fifty thousand, including the greater part of the prewar regular army. First Ypres marked the end of anything that could be called open warfare. During the winter both sides concentrated on fortifying their defences and after that it was trench warfare from the North Sea to the Swiss border till 1918.’

‘So why was Ypres so important?’

‘It was the centre of a salient, a considerable bulge in the line. A breakthrough there would have enabled the Allies to roll up the Boche in both directions. Disadvantage of course was that a salient means the enemy can lob shells at you from three sides. Service in the Salient was not something our lads looked forward to even before Passchendaele. My father managed to be in both Ypres Two and Ypres Three. He used to say there was always a special feel about the Salient even at relatively quiet times. Its landscape was more depressing, the stink of its mud more nauseating, its skies more lowering. You felt as you left Ypres by the Menin Gate that it should have borne a sign reading “All Hope Abandon Ye Who Enter Here”.’

‘Sounds like the entrance to CID on a Monday morning,’ said Pascoe with a forced lightness.

‘No, I don’t think so,’ said Studholme regarding him gravely. ‘My father said that service there changed human nature. You reverted to a kind of subhumanity, the missing link between the apes and Homo sapiens. He called it Homo Saliens, Salient Man. I don’t think he was joking.’

Pascoe drank his tea. He felt the need for warmth. It was very quiet in here. The supermarket car park seemed a thousand miles away.

He said, ‘So what happened at Ypres Two?’

‘Spring of ’15. Jerry made a determined effort to get things straight. Used chlorine gas for the first time. Gained a bit of ground but the Salient remained. Our casualties about sixty thousand including one general, Horace Smith-Dorrien.’

‘That must have really got them worried back home,’ said Pascoe, drifting despite himself towards a sneer. ‘I mean, what’s a few thousand men here or there, but a dead general …’

‘Not dead,’ said Studholme. ‘Stellenbosched. That is, sacked. Terrible offence. Competence.’

‘Sorry?’ said Pascoe, thinking he’d misheard.

‘He was actually in the thick of things and made judgments based on realities. Also he was foolish enough to suggest to French, the C-in-C, that they were losing too many men in pointless frontal attacks. There aren’t many other recorded expressions of doubt by top brass, I tell you.’

‘No wonder, if you got sacked for it.’

‘Indeed. Now, jump forward two years to 1917. Third Ypres, your great-grandfather’s battle. You probably know it as Passchendaele.’

‘Good God, yes. The mud.’

‘That’s right. Everyone remembers the mud. One of man’s worst nightmares, a slow drowning in glutinous filth. Practically a metaphor for the whole conduct of the war.’