Agency Amur. 1 dozen stories

After a good dinner I fell asleep well. A knock on my door woke me. What? Where? Who is it? I opened the door, behind her stood in the dressing gown… Vika. “Vika, are you? What do you want? Or you … "– I did not finish, I thought that she came to me to have sex. While I was puzzling in the stupor, Vika loudly and distinctly said: “Idiot, you did not open the latch from the bathroom to my room and now I do not get to the toilet.” Then I could not sleep for a long time. I heard all the steps in the corridor and knocking. Then I dreamed a nude Victoria in the bathroom, she called me to her…

Breakfast in the house of Lilia Vitalievna was not regulated. That is, everyone had breakfast, as it is convenient, the kitchen is open from early morning. Nadezhda Ivanovna (cook, cook) met us with hot pancakes, just from a frying pan. Served pancakes were butter, sour cream, red fish, cut slices and jam. I lay down on the fish, Vick for sour cream. Nadezhda Ivanovna turned out to be a good-natured and talkative woman. Lilia Vitalievna has long since left, she has a big business. Anton Sergeevich did not get up yet, he does not appear in the kitchen before noon. Yana also left, she went to college, to classes. – “Well, you go for a walk. The garden here is beautiful. Swim in the pool, play billiards. In a word, have fun. Lilia Vitalievna said that it will be for supper. " – “Who else works or is there in the house?” – “Cleaners coming. Stepan only, the gardener, but the manager, Viktor Vasilyevich. " – “And where are they?” – “They do not eat here, only the owners. Viktor Vasilievich has his own office, there is a house control point. And Stepan is in the street, in the garden. “We drank another cup of sweet-scented tea with chocolate candies and went to the garden. Stepan mowed the grass. He was a tall young guy with broad shoulders and narrow hips. Blonde with blue eyes, in this Ian is not a sin and fall in love. We with the assistant approached, greeted. We talked about the weather, about that, about this. Viktor Vasilievich approached. A young man, well dressed, wearing glasses, lean. We introduced ourselves to each other. “I’m going shopping. This responsibility for the house lies with me. If you need anything, say so. I’ll be there in three hours. If you like, I’ll show you the whole house. “And he took his leave. We went to the house ourselves. It was necessary to get to this very “control point”. The room, of course, was closed. But the castle was not difficult. With a set of skeleton keys, which I prudently took with me on a “business trip,” I overcame it quickly. In the center of the small room was a table with a monitor, on which all the cameras were withdrawn. But there were a lot of them. The cameras looked through the perimeter of the whole house. Inside, they were also on every floor. I decided to squander the cameras quickly at night, I was interested in the main entrance and the door for the servants. About one o’clock in the morning Stepan left his door and entered the house through the front door. Where did he go? I started scrolling the second-floor camera. Here Vika comes out of her room and knocks on mine. At one o’clock in the morning Stepan passes and goes to the room… Lilia Vitalievna. This is the number! We look further. About three hours from his apartment goes Anton Sergeevich (they have different apartments with Lilia Vitalievna) and goes… to Vika! He has flowers and champagne in his hands. Oh, Vikula, but she did not say anything to me. Anton Sergeevich leaves Vika in an hour, in the morning Stepan also leaves. All. “Olezhek, I’ll explain everything to you now.” “Why should I explain, I’m not your husband.” “You see, he was drunk, he was all crying, that no one understands him. We did not have anything with him, just talk. " – “Why did you open it to him?” – “I thought it was you. Because of this bolt in the bathroom. " “Okay, let’s go, let’s get out of here before they spot us.” I returned all the cameras to former regimes and Vika and I quietly retired.

We also dined in the kitchen. Anton Sergeevich has not yet got up (after yesterday), and the ladies have not yet come from the city. For dinner was soup-kharcho from lamb. On the second served dietary cutlets from carrots and cabbage (delicacy). On the third we drank a cup of coffee with cakes. The dinner was a success! But we did not just dine. Being in the kitchen with Nadezhda Ivanovna, we tried to learn more about the house and its inhabitants. It turned out that the owners have different bedrooms for a long time. Anton Sergeevich, sometimes, he does not spend the night at home. And Lilia Vitalievna always sleeps at home. But he does not lead anyone. How long has Viktor Vasilievich been here? Yes, a long time ago.

After dinner, we with the assistant went to my room to draw up a plan for further action. I sat down with my laptop on the bed, Vika with her settled in the chair… I woke up lying down dressed under the blanket. I lay on my side, hugging my assistant. She also slept, my back to me. I sniffed at the smell of Vicky’s hair. The aroma reminded me of some flowers in the mountains or the sea… I pressed myself against the woman, she did not move away. Victoria was also lying dressed. But my hand quickly found an approach to her naked body. And I wanted something so… I unbuttoned my pants and did what every man would do in my position. Vika was ready for this. So our afternoon rest smoothly flowed into sex.

At dinner, the whole family gathered again. Plus two guests (me and Vika). Serve boiled fish (sturgeon) with fried potatoes. It’s delightful! Then tea with homemade cookies. After lunch I talked privately to Lilia Vitalievna and asked her permission to invite Stepan to his room. She let me. By the arrival of the gardener, I put a bottle of cognac on the table, sliced lemon, took out a box of chocolates. There was a knock at the door, Stepan came. – “Come on, sit down. Will you have a cognac? “” I’ll drink it. “We drank a glass. I poured more. “Listen, Stepan. Lilia Vitalievna asked me to talk to you, but do not worry, I’ll tell her only what you yourself will let me tell her. How far are your views on Jan? "-" I do not have any species. " “But the girl is in love with you, they say.” “Young, stupid. But she’s not even in my taste. " “But she’s rich.” “It’s not she who is rich, but her mother.” “You mean…” “I do not want to say anything.” – “But you can tell Jan that you do not like her?” – “I can.” “So say it now” – I took out the recorder, turned it on and set it on the table. “I do not like Jana, I do not like her,” said Stepan, leaning towards the table. Half the battle was done. We sat and talked for a while. I poured cognac to Stepan, trying to drink less. In between, I sent Vika a message. And five minutes later he asked Stepan: “Do not go into the service, but into friendship, go to the bathroom, put water in the decanter, and then the mouth dried from the lemon.” Stepan went to the bathroom. He returned in half an hour. The second part of my (our) plan worked. After inspecting the video of the camera installed by me in the bathroom, I appreciated the professionalism of my assistant. Here Stepan enters the bathroom, comes to the tap, picks up water in the decanter. Next in the shower (the door is transparent) is washed (naturally, naked) Victoria. Here she opens the door and says something to the gardener. In her hand she holds a soapy washcloth. Stepan comes to the woman in the shower and rubs her back with a washcloth. This is, of course, a prelude. Vika, smiling, says something to Stepan. Probably, asks to wash it down. And there is. The guy washes her already and the ass. Then she turns to him before him. He is soaping it all over. Then they wash in the booth together. And then, and then, and then… Oooeeeei!

After Stepan’s departure, and he went through my door, as he had gone, I went to Yana. With me, I grabbed a dictaphone and a tablet with a video from the bathroom. I knocked. “Yes, come in.” I entered. Yana was sitting at the table and drawing something. “Yana, your mother asked me to talk to you.” – “Why does not she talk to me?” – “The topic is painfully delicate”. – “About Stepan?” – “Yes.” “Well, speak.” We talked with her for a long time. I let her listen to the recording from the recorder. I showed her a video (she turned 18 years old 2 years ago). I saw how unpleasant it all is to her. “What do you want from me?” “I want you to say loudly and clearly that you do not like Stepan, that you will not associate your destiny with this person,” I turned on the recorder on the table. “I do not like Stepan.” Yana turned to scream. “He went to hell!” I hastened to bow. At night there was a thunder, I heard a thunderclap through my sleep. Then it seemed to me that I heard the howling of a siren.

In the morning I went for Vikusa (through the bathroom) and we went to have breakfast. Nadezhda Ivanovna told us a stunning news: Stepana was taken to the ambulance at night. The doctor said it was poisoning. The ambulance called the cook, she saw a guy lying in the corridor at night. What yes how, she does not know. The hostess went to the hospital in the morning to find out how things are. Anton Sergeevich is still asleep, Yana went to college. We had a bite “what God sent.” Nadezhda Ivanovna baked pancakes. We dipped them in “roses” with cherry jam. Real jam! Soon Lilia Vitalyevna arrived. We were sitting in the big hall of the house. The hostess was paler than usual. Stepan was poisoned by some potent medicine. He himself did it or was poisoned, until he is unconscious. But Lilia believes that he was poisoned. Who! Good question. “Yes,” I thought, “anyone could do it. And Yana and Lilia’s husband (out of jealousy), and Lily herself. Theoretically, we could do this with Vika, in order to fulfill the contract. " “We must inform the police,” I said aloud. “Although the doctors probably will notify the police themselves.” The landlady’s phone rang. She said: “He regained consciousness, I’m going to him.” I asked to go with her. Lilia was driving her car too fast, somehow jerks. I sat with my hands clasped in the arms. The hospital was not far, we arrived there quickly. Stepan lay in a separate room (the mistress tried) and was pale as a chalk, but could speak. “Stepan, how are you? Lilia sat by the bed and took the sick man’s hand. “Nothing,” he croaked. – “Did you drink the tablets yourself or were you poisoned?” – “I did not drink.” “Listen, Stepa. Your life is not in danger. In a day or two you will be discharged. Do not say that you were poisoned, say that you drank the pills yourself. I’ll thank you, you know me. “She looked Stepan into the eyes. “And with whoever did it, I’ll sort it out.” Seriously I’ll figure it out. Have you agreed, Stepa? “He nodded. – “And then there will be an investigation, everyone will be dragged along by the courts. I do not need this publicity at all. “The door knocked on the door. “Hello, I’m an investigator. Let me talk to the victim privately. “Lilia and I went home.

In the house we went to the cabinet of the hostess. I sat in a comfortable chair, began to inspect the situation. Lily cooked us a cup of coffee in a vending machine and sat at the head of the table. – “Listen, Oleg, let’s go to you?” – “Come on, come on…” “Now I will transfer you money for the contract, you did it honestly. There will also be a small premium, “she snapped her fingers on the keyboard. A sheet of paper came out from under the table. “This is a copy of the payment about the payment,” she handed me a sheet. In the column “amount” on the right was an additional zero, the contract was paid tenfold. I looked inquiringly at Lilia Vitalievna. “You see, Oleg, I’m a person with a position. All sorts of stories, rumors, I do not need. Come on, you’ll forget everything you saw in this house and we’ll part friends. Do you agree? “” Yes, it’s good. " – “So that’s great. I have one more request for you. Stay with us for dinner tonight, and leave tomorrow. Good? “I agreed with gratitude.

We dined with Vika again in the kitchen, together. “Money was transferred to us, tomorrow morning we leave.” – “Finally. And then this house somehow presses on me. The only thing that pleases me is the kitchen and Nadezhda Ivanovna. “For dinner we ate a rabbit soup with noodles. On the second fish pie (home cooking). Coffee and cake for dessert. After the dinner meeting, we with the assistant decided to spend in the hall, and not in the “room”, not to fall asleep together on the same bed. Although, what was there to discuss? Our mission is over. Has ended successfully. True, there was a small question, who poisoned Stepan? But this did not concern us any more. Lily will figure it out herself. And if he does not understand, then let him attract the police. And yet, who poisoned Stepan? The obvious motive was for two people, from Yana and Anton Sergeevich. Could Lilia try to get rid of her lover? Could. To look at the cameras, what happened here at night. From me (and Vika) Stepan did not come out late, around 10 pm. Where did he go next? Did he go straight to his place or somewhere? Where did they poison him? And where is Viktor Vasilyevich now, have you gone shopping? Or do we not need to poke our nose in? After all, we have already been paid for silence. In order not to fall asleep after dinner and here, in the soft chairs of Hall, we went with Vika to the gym, was here and such. In the hall (among other things) was an excellent table for table tennis. I offered Victoria a party. It turned out that we both played well, somewhere even on equal terms. We happily waved the watch with a racket. Now, apart from the love of operetta, we were connected by the love of ping-pong. Dinner was held in a well-knit scheme. We ate shrimp meat in chili sauce with young boiled potatoes. Then there was tea with Domestic cookies of Nadezhda Ivanovna. After dinner, Lilia took me to her office to whisper.

Late in the evening, when all (probably) slept, I crept into the apartment mistress. In her large study, I installed two cameras. On the belt of Lily I attached a “bug”, a sound recording device. She called Viktor Vasilievich (who was already on his territory) and asked him to come urgently. I went into the next room, set up Lilya Vitalievna’s laptop and put on headphones. Now I saw and heard everything that happens in the office. Victor came. Lily invited him into an armchair on which hidden cameras were aimed. From the table she took two glasses of champagne, one of which was added the so-called “serum of truth”, paralyzing the will. She forced the manager to drink to the bottom of the wine. Serum had to act almost immediately. Lilia approached Victor and with one movement of her hand… took off her skirt. It was not in our script. Under the skirt she had beautiful stockings on the garters, but was not there at all, sorry, panties. Lilia Vitalievna stood on her heels, while Viktor Vasilievich was sitting in a low chair. Therefore, when she put one leg on the arm of his chair, her intimate place was at the very face of the man. – “Do you want? I know you love it. " “I want, lady, I want very much.” – “Tell the truth. If you tell the truth, let me kiss you. Tell me, did you pour poison on Stepan? “” I”, – Victor answered without thinking. “Why?” She slowly led the basin, then bringing her charms closer to his face, then, on the contrary, removing it. Victor looked at the “dish” offered to him without stopping: “Then, that you slept with him.” “But you could have killed him.” “I wanted to kill him. And he did not leave any evidence. " “So you wanted to hurt me?” But now I will hurt you. Oleg! She cried. “Come!” It was not in the script either. I took off my headphones and went into the office. “Olezhok, my dear, you must have me.” Right here and right now. “I stood there, not knowing what to do next. “I love such modest, shy boys. Well, you, bunny, relax and have fun, "– and she took matters into her own hands and also other delicate organs. And I relaxed and really enjoyed it. And from the touch of this experienced woman and from the realization of the amount that was received today in my bank account. We made love right in front of the nose of Victor looking at us with all eyes. And we tried and tested with Lilechka some very interesting poses. And, in the end, broke up, happy with each other…

In the morning after breakfast (omelet with hunting sausages and coffee with croutons), we left with Vika. I do not know what Lilia Vitalievna did with the confessions obtained that night from Viktor Vasilyevich. And I do not want to know…

Disappeared mistress

Once a man came to our Agency (Agency Amur, affairs related to love relations). “I lost my mistress,” he said and told the following story. Sergey got acquainted with Irina (that’s the name of his “lady of the heart”) in the seaside resort, in Sochi. The novel flared with extraordinary strength. Mad hot nights, all-consuming passion. The time of rest flew instantly, but (fortunately or unfortunately) the lovers turned out to be from the same city, from St. Petersburg. They transferred their novel to their hometown, but here there were difficulties, Irina was married. Her husband (with her words) was very jealous, so they could not meet freely, like at sea, they could not. And the meetings became less and less frequent. And then Ira suddenly disappeared. The phone did not answer, it did not appear on social networks, our “Romeo” could not go to her home.

“It’s a trivial story,” I thought. – The lover was tired of a beautiful woman and she left him.

But Irina did not appear at work, Sergei watched for several days at her office. Maybe she was sick? No, she would have called. Maybe the phone number was lost? No, they corresponded and in contact, and the address of Sergei Irina knew. In my opinion, the story was very ordinary, but the Customer offered us good commissions and I agreed to work on this case.

The next day I called Irina on the mobile. The phone did not answer. I found the phone of her work and called there.

“You know, Irina is not there,” a pleasant female voice answered.

“And when will it be?”

– And you, excuse me, on what issue?

– On personal. You see, she left me her phone number, but she does not answer. And I really need to see her urgently.

“I’m sorry, but I can not help you.” Ira does not have a job at work, and when she does, I do not know, the subscriber has disconnected.

It was necessary to establish surveillance of the house of Irina and her office. I went to the house myself, and I sent Victoria to work for Ira, my assistant. A few days of observation gave nothing. Irina did not go into the house and did not go out. From the entrance from time to time (usually in the morning) her husband appeared, got into the car and drove off, returning in the evening. On the third day of observation, after my husband’s departure, I entered the entrance and went up to the right floor. I called the apartment door, no one answered. Means, Irina was neither at home nor at work. And where was she then? Maybe a crime has been committed? And then should he turn to the police? But he will not accept the application, because he is virtually nobody to Irina.

Victoria and I were sitting in the office and wondering how else (on which side) to approach the task of finding someone else’s mistress. Vika was sitting at her computer, I’m at my own. She threw her leg behind her leg and I involuntarily threw glances at her naked legs, much higher than the knees… We looked at Irina’s activities in social networks. We found several of its pages and tried to find out that it is possible to squeeze out of them. Irina did not answer any direct requests in the networks. Her friends? But we did not know which of them was closer to the wanted one, and who was next. To ask at random about Irina was meaningless. So far we knew only one person close to her, her husband. It was necessary to get to know him better. But from which edge do we approach? After reflection, I decided to act out of the blue. Through a computer (under a special program), I, wearing headphones, called Irina’s husband.

– Igor Viktorovich? Hello. You are worried about the investigator Mikhailov, the Central Department of Internal Affairs. We are looking for your wife, Irina Andreevna Alferov, who is a witness in the criminal case. How can I see her?

“I do not know where she is.”

“But you are her husband?”

– Yes, we are married, but rather formally. In fact, we do not live together.

– And where it can be found?

– I can not even imagine.

“Who can know where it is?” Girlfriends, relatives…

“I have no contacts.”

So the “thread of her husband” was cut short. And Irina revealed the first lie about his jealousy. But where do you still look for a man in a multimillion-dollar city? Although, there was still a clue about the work. We must go there.

Irina’s boss also introduced myself as investigator Mikhailov, waving red “crusts” of his alleged police certificate from afar.

“How can I find Irina Andreevna?”

“She has not been with us for more than two weeks.”

Is she on vacation or on sick leave?

– I do not know. The thing is that Irina Andreevna works for us on a free schedule, this is not her main place of work.

– And where is the main?

– I do not know this.

– Do you have any records about where she works, where she lives?

– I think no. However, now we’ll see.

But his search was not crowned with success. What the firm does and what Irina did here, I really did not understand.

Among the owners of urban real estate was listed Alferova Irina Andreevna, her property was a three-room apartment in the Vyborgsky district. I went there too. But the apartment turned out to be let out, its tenants of contacts of the mistress could not give me. My (our) searches have reached a dead end. It was even possible to call hospitals and morgues, but this also did not bring results. There was nothing to do, how to call the customer and to inform that we are powerless to help him…

What if? I had an incredible idea in my head.

– Vikusya, would you like to go on a business trip to the resort?

– On a business trip? To the resort? Want!!!

– Take us two tickets for tomorrow, we’ll go to a week in Sochi.

The next day, my assistant and I were already in the car of the SV (coupe for two) in the direction of the glorious Black Sea city of Sochi. I flew there, of course, and the plane, but I was afraid of planes and Vika knew about it. The mood was upbeat, vacation. In the end, maybe I have (and we have) a vacation. Outside the window stood a quiet beginning of autumn, it’s time to dip your warmed-up (hard work) city body into a fresh sea wave. I lay in my place, solving scanners, Vika on my own, flipping through the ladies’ magazine. In the evening we went to a restaurant, had a good supper and took a bottle of red wine with us in the compartment.

– Oleg, – said Vika, – just do not think to stick to me at night.

“I did not mean to.” After all, we are at work, and you are my subordinate. Why do we need this “service romance”?

I was already asleep when my naked assistant squeezed under me. Honestly, I secretly counted on it…

Arriving in Sochi, we first went to the hotel, where Sergei lived and met with Irina. Introducing investigator Mikhailov (I was given this investigator Mikhailov) from St. Petersburg, I presented a photo of Irina porter. He identified in it our “suspect”. And told the room number in which she was supposed to be. The bird was in a cage!

We settled with Vika in another hotel, more modest, why were we so glamorous? They put themselves in order, outlined a plan of action. In the morning we went to car dealerships, suits and jewelry stores. I chose a bright red cabriolet and a coffee-colored suit with milk. On the finger, I put a ring from an incredible size with a red stone, and on the neck a thick golden chain. My watch was good, as were the shoes. Playing a finger with a heavy jewel, I settled down with a cup of coffee in the foyer of Irina’s hotel. Before I had finished my coffee, an “object” appeared on the stairs. Irina walked by the arm with a young man. Our eyes met her. Her look, it seems, favorably took my costume and my ring with a chain. And maybe I myself, I did not want to exclude that either. When the couple came up to me, I got up and said:

– Girl, this is not you dropped?

And I gave Irina a small rose, which I had bought in advance. She blushed, smiled, and her gentleman gave me a contemptuous-angry look. A few minutes later Ira returned alone.