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Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes
On the bench between the driver’s seat and where I was sitting, feet propped up on the dash, lay Stella’s bible: her scheduling book. In it, were listed the names, addresses and phone numbers of the jobs for each day we worked. She usually left the prices out, perhaps for fear that if we ever actually knew how much she was bringing in, The Girls From Brazil and I—The Golden Squeegee, I might add!—would demand a higher hourly wage.
Quickly, feeling very Nancy Drew, I flipped through Stella’s bible. She always tore off the corner of the page once the day was done, so it was easy work for me to find the page from the day before, on which was listed Elizabeth Hepburn’s name, her address and her no-doubt unlisted phone number.
I found a pen on the seat and grabbed a parking ticket Stella was never going to pay anyway out of the glove compartment, and was just shoving the piece of paper into the pocket of my khakis when Rivera sauntered up.
“Yo, chica,” she said.
From time to time, I wondered if chica was actually a Portuguese word or if they just liked to play with me. A part of me was tempted to sneak onto Hillary’s computer that night and look it up on Babel Fish but then I decided I really did not want to know.
“What’s The Golden Squeegee doing now,” Rivera asked, “looking through Stella’s book to see what time we might get off today? Damn, it’s a hot one.”
“Heh,” I nervously laughed. “That’s exactly what I was doing. Heh.”
Five hours later, home, grimy, exhausted, I picked up the phone, punched in the number on the parking ticket.
It didn’t take more than a brief description, certainly there was no persuading required on my part, and Elizabeth Hepburn was on board.
“Are you sure?” I said. “We’ll be taking the train and no one said we’re actually going to buy anything.”
“Are you kidding?” she laughed. “I’ve been waiting for an offer like this for years—road trip!”
“Tell me again why we’re taking Elizabeth Hepburn to Jimmy Choo’s with us?” Hillary asked the next day just prior to pulling her red Jeep into Elizabeth Hepburn’s circular driveway.
“Because she’s old,” I said, “and we’ll be old one day, if we’re lucky, and we’ll hope to be invited out. Because she’s lonely and she’s fun.”
“Good enough.”
But, apparently, there was something about me that was no longer good enough for Elizabeth Hepburn.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk.” She tsked as I got out of the car.
It would have been annoying but it had been a long time since anyone had cared enough to tsk-tsk me. My late mother had been a great tsker, but since then…
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“You don’t want to go into the city looking like a…ragamuffin, do you?”
“That’s exactly what I told her!” Hillary said.
“Who are you?” Elizabeth Hepburn demanded.
“Hillary Clinton.”
A slow smile rose on Elizabeth Hepburn’s soft features. “Of course,” she said.
“What’s wrong with the way I look?” I asked again.
But before they could answer, I could see it for myself. Hillary, as always, was dressed impeccably. Riding the rails into the city on a hot summer day, she had on a sleeveless peach sundress with a wide-brimmed straw hat and flat gold sandals that were pretty damn attractive, even if they weren’t Jimmy Choos. As for Ms. Hepburn, she had a slightly more modest aqua sundress on that brought out the color of her eyes, a straw hat with a big floral band à la the late Princess Diana and open-toed spectator pumps that matched her dress. For an octogenarian, she had a great set of wheels.
While I had on…
“All right already!” I said. “I get the point! But isn’t it true these days that so long as you can afford the price tag or pay the restaurant tab, no one cares how casual you look?”
“I care,” Elizabeth Hepburn said, drawing her spine up to its full acceptance-speech glory.
“Well, it’s a little late for me to go home and change,” I said.
Besides, I was thinking, what’s so wrong about jean shorts, a T-shirt and my Nikes? With ten million people or so in the city, there would be plenty of people who looked like me, probably be a lot more people looking like me than like these two garden-party missies. And, hey, my T-shirt was clean.
“I can fix this,” Elizabeth Hepburn said. Then she crooked a finger at me. “Come.”
Five minutes later, I was back on the gravel drive. Gone were my shorts and T, replaced by a fairly pretty peasant blouse and long skirt.
“What we wore back in the sixties,” Elizabeth Hepburn said, “it’s all come back again.”
The amazing thing was, having caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror on the way out, I didn’t look half-bad. It was a bittersweet pill to swallow, the idea that I looked better in an old lady’s clothes than my own.
“Sorry about the shoes.” Elizabeth Hepburn directed her apology to Hillary as though I wasn’t there. “But mine are all too small for her. I did always have such tiny feet. It was one of the things Rudolf Nureyev used to say he loved about me.”
Rudolf Nureyev? Wasn’t he—?
“That’s okay.” Hillary shrugged as she studied the tips of my Nikes as they peeked out from under the long dress. “We’ll just tell the salesgirls at Jimmy Choo’s that she’s our country cousin and that’s why we brought her in, because she needs their help…bad.”
“Gee, thanks,” I said. “Maybe you two should just go on without me.”
“Now, now.” Elizabeth Hepburn rubbed my arm. “Where would we be without you? You’re the glue, Delilah, you are definitely the balls of the operation.”
A short time later, as we boarded the train, Hillary tossed over her shoulder, “Will you be able to manage a day without Amy’s Cheese Pizza Pockets for lunch?”
“Very funny,” I groused.
But, of course, I had my own doubts.
Later, as we exited Grand Central Station, she said, “We never did decide which Jimmy Choo’s we should go to, the one on Fifth or the one on Madison?”
“Oh, definitely the one on Madison,” Elizabeth Hepburn put in quickly. “It always reminds me of the time I slept with the president.”
“Which president?” I asked.
“Why, President Madison, of course,” she said huffily.
“She thinks she slept with President Madison?” Hillary and I mouthed at one another behind her back.
It suddenly occurred to me that maybe Elizabeth Hepburn had never slept with Ernie Hemingway after all.
“Besides,” Elizabeth Hepburn added, leading the way, “I never slept with anyone named Fifth, so what’d be the point of going there?”
I would have fallen in love with the Jimmy Choo’s on Madison even if it weren’t for the shoes, because walking into that cool air-conditioning after the August heat of the New York streets was like walking into a peppermint breath of…
Okay, really, it was the shoes.
There they were, at last, in all of their architectural-marvel glory.
And I’ll admit it: I was like a kid in a candy store or a chick in a Choo store.
“Ah,” said Elizabeth Hepburn, holding up the Momo Flat, its color matching her outfit, its latticed star cutouts lending elegance to an otherwise ordinary flat.
“Ooh,” Elizabeth Hepburn said, asking the salesgirl to get her a pair of Fayres to try on. They were gold evening sandals with a midsize curved heel that had ivory-colored oval stones set in the toe and ankle straps. “At the Academy Awards next year,” she said, admiring her feet in them, “I’ll finally outshine that Lauren Bacall. Who cares if I trip on the red carpet?”
Having thought she wanted the Parson Flat most, the shoe Hillary really fell in love with was the Pilar Flat.
“Where will you wear it?” I asked. “If you try wearing it to work, your clients will think you’re too out-of-touch wealthy to understand their problems.”
The Pilar Flat was a metallic aqua, with a spaghetti X-strap across the front and about a yard of strap wrapped a gazillion times around the ankle. It looked exactly like the sort of sandal shoe Cleopatra would have worn if she had a passion for aqua. Look out, Marc Antony!
“Who cares?” Hillary said, transfixed by the sight of her own feet. “I’ll wear them while watching Jon Stewart if I have to. I’ll make places to wear them.”
But then her attention was drawn back to the Parson Flat. It was a gold leather traditional thong sandal with a big red jewel at the center, surrounded by green stones with more jewels suspended from gold threads.
“It really is more me,” Hillary said.
And, really, Cleopatra would have gladly worn that shoe, too.
Elizabeth Hepburn and Hillary were so busy staring at their own feet, they almost forgot…
“Hey,” they both said at the same time, “I thought we came here for you.”
This had, of course, been the original plan. But now that we were here, I felt dwarfed into insignificance by the magical footwear around me. Sure, Elizabeth Hepburn and Hillary would be able to find places to wear their purchases, but what would I do with any of these shoes—start wearing Stella’s penguin suits with these on my feet as I wielded my golden squeegee? It was just too sad a picture and I said as much.
“Oh, come on,” Hillary said, “you took the day off from work to come here.”
“You’ve come this far,” Elizabeth Hepburn said. “How can you stop now?”
“Here,” Hillary said, holding up a shoe. It was a green high-heeled evening sandal with a V of diamond-shaped gold and crystal jewels cascading down from the twin chain strap: the Asha.
And yet, suddenly, I felt as though I could resist the Asha. After all, how many clothes did I own that would match with that green? It was way too impractical.
I was just about to tell them that they should buy their shoes and enjoy them with my blessing, but that I was going to pass, when I saw the salesgirl return a previously unseen floor model to the display.
The shoe she placed down, as if it were just another shoe, was another high-heeled sandal, only this one was copper-colored, more pink than bronze, with diamond-shaped sapphire-colored stones encrusted with crystal stones across the toe strap and more sapphire and crystal bejeweling the intricate mesh of chain around the ankle with three straps of chain anchoring it to more copper leather at the back.
It was the Ghost.
And while I might have even resisted the draw of that most perfect of all shoes, sapphires had been my late mother’s favorite stone. If nothing else than to do it in her honor, I had to at least try on that shoe.
“May I?” I tentatively asked the salesgirl.
She must have been a true professional, not like these rude people you sometimes read about in books, because she didn’t even flinch as she watched me remove my scuffed Nikes and workout socks, sliding the desired shoes on my feet and patiently helping me figure out the straps.
“Do you have a job where you stand on your feet all day?” the salesgirl asked with a vaguely European accent.
“How could you tell?” I asked. “Are my feet that awful-looking?”
“On the contrary,” she said. “I think you have the most beautiful feet I’ve ever seen in here. They are ideally suited to this shoe.”
It’s odd to think of a person’s life as being transformed by a shoe, but I swear I felt an electric shock, a magical shock, as the salesgirl slipped the Ghosts on my feet, as she strapped them on, as she stepped back so that she, along with everyone else, could appreciate the effect. And, oh, was there an effect. I swear, it was as though pixie dust was swirling all around my feet, spreading upward around my whole body.
And it wasn’t just that the shoe was achingly beautiful, although it was certainly that; it was that I, for once, felt beautiful. With those shoes on, I could do anything, leap tall buildings with a single bound, balance the national budget, find my prince, you name it. I could be normal and special at the same time. I could be like other women, and then some.
It was my Cinderella moment.
I had to have that shoe.
“How much?” I blurted out.
“Yes,” Elizabeth Hepburn piped up. “How much for all of these? It looks like you’ll be making at least three sales today.”
The salesgirl very coolly named prices for the Fayre that Elizabeth Hepburn had loved so much, the Parson Flat that Hillary coveted, my own beloved Ghost.
“Huh?” was all I could say, as the sticker shock of fourteen hundred dollars before tax sank in. Really, the tax probably came to more than I’d ever spent on a single pair of shoes before.
I suppose I must have realized in advance that the shoes would be expensive, but it had never occurred to me that for a few straps of leather and some fake jewels…
Elizabeth Hepburn and Hillary already had their credit cards out.
“Sure, it’s a lot of money—” Elizabeth Hepburn shrugged “—but I’ve got it. What else am I going to spend it on?”
“I’ll never find shoes that are more perfect for me,” Hillary agreed.
Easy to say, since the shoes they coveted cost less than mine. Hell, the ones Hillary wanted rang in at a measly six hundred and thirty dollars in comparison.
Reluctantly, I undid the straps and gave up the Ghost, handing them back to the salesgirl, who looked shocked.
“But you must buy these shoes,” she said, trying to hand them back to me.
“But I can’t buy those shoes,” I said, taking a defensive step back, hands up as though to ward off a vampire.
“Why ever not?” Elizabeth Hepburn asked. “Don’t you have a credit card?”
“Oh, she has a credit card,” Hillary said. Apparently, I was back to being “she” again. “But she never lets herself use it. I guess she must realize, with her obsessive nature, she’d charge herself into bankruptcy if she ever got started.”
“So what are you going to do,” Elizabeth Hepburn asked, “come back another day with cash? But what if they’re sold out?”
“You don’t happen to have layaway, do you?” Hillary turned to the salesgirl who sadly shook her head.
“I don’t have that kind of money saved anyway,” I said.
“How is that possible?” Elizabeth Hepburn asked.
“Hey, you met me when I was washing your windows, remember?” I said. “Hand-to-mouth is my way of life.”
Elizabeth Hepburn didn’t even need to think about that for a second.
“Oh, hell, Delilah,” she said, sympathy crinkling her blue eyes, “I’ll buy you the shoes.”
“No,” I said.
“Why ‘no’? I already said, I have all this money. What else am I going to use it for—monthly window washing? Leave it all to my housekeeper, Lottie, who awaits her inheritance upon my death like John Carradine playing Dracula waiting for an unbitten neck?”
“No,” I said, crossing my arms in front of my chest. “I can’t accept charity. I won’t. If I want the shoes badly enough, and I do, I’ll find a way to earn the money on my own.”
“But what if they’re not here in your size when you get back?”
“I’ll just have to take that chance.”
She must have seen that the window washer meant business because she stopped arguing.
And then she put her Jimmy Choos back.
And so did Hillary.
“Wait a second,” I protested. “Just because I can’t afford mine, doesn’t mean you have to put—”
“Oh, yes, we do,” Elizabeth Hepburn spoke with her own brand of firmness. “If you can’t get what you came for, none of us can. One for all and all for one and all that other crap Errol Flynn used to say to me.”
“Exactly,” Hillary said.
“But what if the shoes you love aren’t here in your sizes by the time I can afford to come back?” I asked.
“That’s just the chance we’ll have to take,” Elizabeth Hepburn said.
“Exactly,” Hillary said.
Lord, what fools these mortals be.
“But, Delilah?” Hillary added.
“Hmm?”
“Try to come up with a way to make the money quickly. I want those damn shoes.”
5
“No.”
“But, Dad.”
“I said no, Baby. I’m pretty sure you’re still smart enough to understand both sides of no. There’s the n and there’s the o. What’s so difficult here?”
My dad had always called me Baby, for as long back as I could remember. It was my mother, whose own name was Lila, who’d named me.
“I’m Lila,” she’d say, “you’re Delilah. It’s like Spanish. It means ‘of Lila.’”
“There’s just one problem,” I’d say right back. “We’re not Spanish. Okay, two problems. There’s that extra h at the end, which your name doesn’t have, so technically speaking—”
“Just eat your Cocoa Krispies.” She’d always cut me off right there.
My dad always claimed he called me Baby because he couldn’t stand the name Delilah. Of course, totally besotted with my mother and therefore never wanting to hurt her, despite the numerous times he’d hurt her, he only claimed that outside of my mother’s hearing.
“Do you know whom she named you after, Baby?” he’d ask, as if he hadn’t asked me the same question at least a hundred times. “She named you after the girl in that Tom Jones song! Your mother was a huge Tom Jones fan! I swear, if I hadn’t been sitting right there beside her at his concerts, she’d have thrown up her panties right there on the stage. What, I ask you, kind of name is that to give to a baby? Delilah in the song drives her man crazy, then she cheats on him, and then she gets killed for it.”
“But, Dad,” I tried again now.
“No, Baby. If I taught you how to play blackjack, Lila would roll over in her grave, and then where would I be?”
“Where you are right now,” I could have answered, “alone.”
Where my dad was right now, physically speaking, was a one-bedroom apartment in a section of Danbury just a cut above where Conchita and Rivera lived. As a professional gambler, Black Jack Sampson had enjoyed his good years (we’d once lived in a five-bedroom house even though we’d only needed two of them) and his bad years (like the last one). And, if we’re being totally honest here, he was right: my mother wouldn’t approve of his teaching me how to play blackjack. But, oh, did I want those Jimmy Choos…
“Your mother might even come back to life just to kill me if I taught you how to play blackjack,” he said.
He was probably right about that, too.
I studied my dad, a man whose personality was too big to be contained by his present tiny circumstances.
Black Jack Sampson had just turned seventy but had only just begun to look even close to sixty, his neatly trimmed salt-and-pepper hair and mustache, tall frame and lean body, combined with the fact that he always wore a suit even in summer, making him look more like he belonged on a riverboat in the middle of an Elvis Presley movie rather than with the polyester bus crew going off to play the slots at Atlantic City. Black Jack had met my mother, a schoolteacher who loved her work almost as much as she loved him, at a voting rights rally back in 1965—Lila was rallying while Black Jack made book on the side on whether the act would pass—and it had been love at first sight. He was thirty at the time and she was twenty-eight, but it had been twelve long infertile years before they’d been able to conceive a baby, me, hence the huge age difference between me and my parents, and there had been no more babies afterward, try as they might. True, these days having first-time parents in their forties wasn’t a rarity, but, when I was little, my mother looked more like a grandmother by comparison to my friends’ mothers.
Not that I’d minded.
Growing up, I thought my mother was the greatest lady who ever lived, a belief I’d maintained until the day she’d died ten years ago. And my mother, in turn, had thought my dad was the greatest man who’d ever lived…except for his gambling.
“Blackjack killed your mother,” he said.
We’d had this conversation enough times over the years for me to know he wasn’t referring to himself when he said, “Blackjack killed your mother;” he was referring to the card game.
“Blackjack did not kill Mom,” I said.
How I missed my mother! She was the steady parent, the one who didn’t suffer obsessions that worked against her. In her absence, I’d become Daddy’s Girl. But what a daddy! From my dad, I’d learned to be the kind of woman who could sit with men while they watched sporting events but nothing about what it was like to be the kind of woman men would want to do more romantic things with. I’m not complaining here, by the way, just stating.
“Blackjack did not kill Mom,” I said again. “Mom died of cancer.”
“Same difference,” he sniffed.
“Not really.”
“There was a time, when you were just a little baby, Baby, that I dreamed of you growing up to one day follow in my footsteps.”
I had a mental flash of a younger version of my dad, holding baby me in his arms and crooning, “Lullaby, and good night, when the dealer has busted…”
“We would have made quite a team,” I said. “And we still could,” I added, thinking about what becoming great at blackjack could achieve for me: a pair of Jimmy Choos.
“You don’t understand,” he said. “I promised your mom right before she died that I’d make sure you lived a better life than we’d lived, one free of the addictions that had destroyed the two of us.”
Clearly, the man didn’t know his own daughter. Me, free of addictions? Some days, I thought I’d never be free of them.
“Mom was an addict, too?” I was shocked. “What was Mom addicted to?”
He studied his wing tips, his cheeks coloring a bit.
“Me,” he answered. “Lila was addicted to me.”
“That’s not true, Dad. She wasn’t addicted. She just plain loved you.”
“Same difference.” He straightened his shoulders. “And she’d hate it if I passed the blackjack compulsion on to you.”
I thought he was making too much of this. My parents had had a happy marriage. I knew they’d been happy.
“C’mon, Dad,” I wheedled. “Wouldn’t it be great to have someone really follow in your footsteps. ‘Lullabye, and good night, when the dealer has busted’—”
“Who taught you that song?” he demanded.
“I don’t know.” I shrugged. “I thought I just made it up.”
“It just sounded so familiar there for a second.”
“But wouldn’t it be great to have me follow in your footsteps?” I tried again.
“What about poker?” he said suddenly. “Everyone’s playing poker these days. At least if you started to gamble at poker, your mother might get confused when she comes back to haunt me since poker’s not blackjack.”
I considered what he was suggesting.
Even I was aware that poker was the current “in” game and it was a game that I had some familiarity with. Back in my junior-high days, my best girlfriend and I had started a poker ring while serving an in-school suspension for getting our classmates drunk during the science fair. We’d charged a dollar a game to play and even a couple of teachers, miffed that my best girlfriend and I had taken the fall when so many others had been involved, had stopped by to play a few hands while on their coffee breaks. I think we were all vaguely aware that they could have been fired for their complicit behavior, but it was a private school—this had been one of Black Jack Sampson’s better years for winning—and we were thrilled to take their money. Besides, once the weeklong in-house suspension had ended, life at school had gone back to normal and we’d folded up the gaming table with my best girlfriend and I each about fifty dollars richer. Of course, I’d never told my parents any of this because Lila would have been too mortified while Black Jack would have been too proud, thereby increasing Lila’s mortification.
“Nah,” I finally concluded. “Sure, poker’s a trend right now, but any trend can end at any minute. Blackjack, on the other hand, is a classic. It’s eternal. And, hey, I’m Black Jack Sampson’s daughter, aren’t I? I’m certainly not Poker Sampson’s daughter. C’mon, Dad. It’ll be great. It’ll be like having the son you always dreamed of.”
It was a cheap shot to take, and I knew it even as I said it. Black Jack had always wanted a son; anyone could see that every time he tried to teach me how to hit a baseball only to have the bat twirl me around in such a big circle that I wound up dizzy on the lawn or every time he tried to teach me how football was played, keeping in mind the importance of covering the spread, only to have me yawn myself to sleep. But it was the one card I had to play, the only card that would get me what I wanted.