Finding Lily

‘Uhm … did you guys consider Apoll-yoni instead?’

‘That sounds like Macaroni. We’re going to just be Yoni. I like it. Al likes it.’

‘If you want to keep our male consumers, maybe something less vaginal-sounding would be a better idea. Like … Koyal.’

‘Koyal. No idea what that means, but I like the ring of it. Sounds like a play on “customer loyalty”. He scribbled a quick note. ‘Next question.’

‘Koyal means “nightingale.”’ Don’t ask me how I know this. ‘Whereas Yoni is a vagina.’

‘I know from yoni, Ms Dewitt.’

‘You surrrrre do.’

‘Inappropriate.’

‘On my list of notes, you saw that I suggested we carry our own brand of herbal supplements. Is that something you’re considering?’ Without waiting for a reply, I added, ‘Because I was thinking later that some kind of healthy protein bars might be another side product to work in.’

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