Finding Mr. Perfect

“You mean you didn’t even eat together?”

Kate’s face was all soft and concerned and Hannah realized she’d crossed a line. She was supposed to be asking the questions, not revealing personal information about herself. “Oh, I wanted to ask you about that,” she said, segueing into the next question quite nicely. “Did your family always eat breakfast together?”

Luckily, Kate was easily distracted.

“Oh, yes! Always.”

“Did you ever have a problem getting everyone to the breakfast table?”

“Why, no, I never did.” Kate thought for a moment. “I think it was my meal system that did it.”

“Your meal system?”

Kate nodded. “Pancakes on Monday, over easy on Tuesday, waffles on Wednesday, scrambled on Thursday and French toast on Friday.”

Hannah frowned. Kate hadn’t mentioned cereal. “But, didn’t you—?”

“Oh, no, dear. I never varied it. That was the whole point, don’t you see?”

Hannah forgot about cereal for the moment. “No, I’m afraid I don’t see.”

“Well, if you knew that you had to wait a whole week for another waffle Wednesday, wouldn’t you eat them when they were put in front of you?”

It made a wacky kind of sense, Hannah had to admit. But where did cereal, particularly Super Korny Krunchies, fit in?

“Kate, when did you serve cereal?”

“Oh, I never served cereal when my kids were growing up. I always insisted they eat a cooked breakfast because everyone knows that—” Kate broke off, her hand flying out of the water to her mouth, sending little puffs of soap suds into the air around her head like a housewife’s halo. Only the halo was a little crooked. “Oh, dear,” Kate said.

Oh crap, thought Hannah. Another glitch. A huge one this time. Big. Very big.

“Got a problem, professor?”

She didn’t have to look to know that Danny Walker would be leaning in the doorway, hip cocked, mouth quirked, wry twinkle in his eyes. With all the twists and turns this day had taken, one thing she could be sure of. If she had a problem, Danny would be sexily draped somewhere nearby, ready to give her a hard time.

“You don’t look so good. Meat loaf upset your tummy—or is it the taste of failure? Didn’t I tell you that studies and surveys were bogus?”

Hannah glared at him. “As I said earlier, there is a margin for error in every research study. But if a subject is going to lie—”

“Watch it,” Danny warned as he came away from the doorway. “Lie is a strong word.”

“But it’s the right word,” she retorted. “I could go upstairs right now and produce the original entry form that states that your entire family eats Super Korny Krunchies. And that’s not the only problem with that entry form, either. Several answers are definitely misleading.”

“Or maybe you just asked the wrong questions,” Danny said.

Hannah threw her hands into the air. “What difference does it make what the question is if the entrant is going to lie?”

“Uh—excuse me, professor, but I think that’s an argument for my side. How can you possibly know what is and what isn’t a lie when you read those forms of yours?”

“Oh—” Kate cut in “—I’m sure Uncle Tuffy didn’t think he was lying.”

Hannah forgot the insult she’d been about to hurl at Danny. She swung around to face Kate. “Are you saying that Uncle Tuffy filled out the original entry form?”

Kate nodded. “Tuffy is Henry’s brother—not the—um—brightest in the family. So he might have gotten some things wrong. He’s always needed someone around to take care of him. But he’s got a kind heart and he really does love your cereal and he eats it every day,” Kate assured her eagerly. “And he wanted so badly to win. It’s just that the rest of us don’t eat it. But when Tuffy figured out that he ate enough for a family of four, why he thought—”

Hannah held up her hand. “Wait—let me get this straight. No one else in the family eats Super Korny Krunchies?”

“Have you tasted it?” Danny asked.

“Of course, I’ve tasted it,” Hannah answered impatiently.

“Then don’t ask stupid questions.”

Hannah thrust her hands into the pockets of her pants. “You know I’ve about had it with you getting a laugh at my expense, Walker. This isn’t very funny to me. First I find out that no one is really quite like they’re supposed to be. You’re like a family picture taken out of focus. And now I find out that nobody but Uncle Tuffy even eats the cereal you’ve been chosen to represent. And you stand there, with that mocking look in your eyes and—”

“Wait!” Kate cried. “Susie and Andy eat it!”

Hannah jerked her focus away from those mocking eyes and back to Kate. “Sissy’s children?” she asked.

Kate nodded. “Whenever they’re here they always eat it with Uncle Tuffy. Every morning and then again before bed. I try to get them to put fruit on it, but—”

“That’s wonderful!” Hannah interrupted. She was desperate and could care less if the kids put crushed candy bars on it, just as long as they could eat a bowl of it in front of Mr. Pollard without gagging.

Whew. Close call with disaster, thought Hannah as she slumped against the counter. But just to be on the safe side, she had better ask a few follow-up questions.

“Is there anything else I should know? Any other information that might not be entirely correct?” she asked. “Sissy is a stay-at-home mother, right?”

“Yup,” said Danny, his eyes twinkling. “In fact she never stops talking about it.”

Hannah ignored the twinkling and asked, “And she has a traditional husband?”

Danny seemed to find this even more amusing. “Traditional is the perfect word for Sissy’s husband Chuck.”

So far, so good, thought Hannah. “When am I going to meet them?” she asked.

Danny nodded toward the windows. “Any second now.”

Hannah looked out the window. Two children, a boy and a girl, were dashing across the yard, while a young woman carrying a huge tote bag was just coming down the alley behind the Walker house. She was followed by a young man who looked enough like Elvis to be the ghost of the King of Rock and Roll. He was talking urgently and gesturing a little wildly with his hands as he walked but the woman didn’t bother to turn around. When she came through the gate to the backyard, she locked it behind her, leaving the Elvis look-alike on the other side, still pleading his case.

The children clattered up the steps and across the back porch. The screen door slammed against the wall as they tumbled into the kitchen. They were both towheaded and as golden-brown as their uncle.

“Children!” Kate exclaimed. “What are you doing here?”

“Mommy left Daddy again,” the little girl said as if she’d announced nothing more important than what she’d just watched on television. Then, barely missing a beat, she asked, “Can we have some cereal?”

Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

Текст предоставлен ООО «ЛитРес».

Прочитайте эту книгу целиком, купив полную легальную версию на ЛитРес.

Безопасно оплатить книгу можно банковской картой Visa, MasterCard, Maestro, со счета мобильного телефона, с платежного терминала, в салоне МТС или Связной, через PayPal, WebMoney, Яндекс.Деньги, QIWI Кошелек, бонусными картами или другим удобным Вам способом.