Three Things About Elsie: A Richard and Judy Book Club Pick 2018

THREE THINGS ABOUT ELSIE

Joanna Cannon

Copyright

The Borough Press

An imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd.

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London SE1 9GF

www.harpercollins.co.uk

Published by HarperCollinsPublishers 2018

Copyright © Joanna Cannon 2018

Cover design by Holly Macdonald © HarperCollinsPublishers 2018

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This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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Source ISBN: 9780008196943

Ebook Edition © MAY 2018 ISBN: 9780008196936

Version: 2018-11-12

Praise for Three Things About Elsie:

‘Compassionate, thoughtful and tender, it is a novel exploring the pain of nostalgia and personal truths so painful we hide them even from ourselves’

HANNAH BECKERMAN, Guardian

‘A tale of ordinary lives and buried secrets … a well-written, entertaining, effortless read with some arresting insights’

Mail on Sunday

‘Charming, wise and profoundly human. I lived every page of this book’

ERIN KELLY

‘Powerful and profound’

Guardian

‘Irresistibly good-hearted … captivating’

Telegraph

‘Another sure-fire hit for Cannon … abounds with Alan Bennett-esque humour, as well as heart-wrenching sadness’

Daily Mail

‘Funny, melancholy, acutely observant … your heart will finally crack in two on the last page’

Sunday Express

‘A warm, wise novel – brilliantly entertaining – that also manages to be a timely and profound take on ageing. I loved it’

KATE HAMER

‘Light yet heartbreaking, a joy to read’

i Newspaper

‘Funny, touching, and peppered with astute observations … a future classic’

CLARE MACKINTOSH, author of I Let You Go

‘[Cannon] conveys the legion indignities of overlooked old age with touching perception’

Sunday Times Culture

‘A moving, bittersweet story’

Good Housekeeping

‘Cannon is on her way to becoming a national treasure – no one does quirky, funny and soul-searing the way she does’

Emerald Street

‘Poignant, witty and original’

Woman & Home

‘More brilliant, generous storytelling… (a) funny, melancholic tale’

Psychologies

Dedication

To George and Florrie

Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Praise

Dedication

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Three Things I'd Tell My Younger Self

Introduction

Ignasi Agell

Sue Armstrong

Hannah Beckerman

Ann Bissell

Dr Sue Black

Fern Britton

Wendy Burn

Joanna Cannon

Janice Cannon

Tracy Chevalier

Julie Cohen

Charlotte Cray

Dr John Crichton

Miranda Dickinson

Suzie Dooré

Janet Ellis

Nathan Filer

Patrick Gale

Sam Guglani

Dr Helen-Ann Hartley

Kerry Hudson

Mandy Huxley

Reverend Andrea Jones

Adam Kay

Erin Kelly

Mr Kipling

Dr Kate Lovett

Katy Mahood

Anna Mazzola

Lydia Ellise Millen

Dame Helena Morrissey

Hannah O’Brien

Femi Oyebode

Lev Parikian

Nina Pottell

Jonathan and Angela Scott

Anita Sethi

Lionel Shriver

Graeme Simsion

Dr Laura Varnam

Professor Kate Williams

With Thanks

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Acknowledgements

About the Author

Also by Joanna Cannon

About the Publisher

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